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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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 Mr Bleak: David Attenborough voice ... and here we find the nearly extinct Nokia tree ...
 Higdec: No idea how big that leaf is without a apple in the picture
 Scoo: That phone's been there for 10 years. Battery is still at 2/3rds charge.
 Peach: When nature calls.
Image 170839   04-01-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
272
 
 piranharama: Yvan eht nioj!
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm from the government and I'm here to help
 XLY: PSST! Hey kids... Wanna join the Navy?
 Sadbot: That man has grown the true Navy 'stache
 Scoo: In the Navy! C'mon, protect the motherland!
 fakeusername: dude do you think they know I'm high?
Image 170838   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
501
 
 Scoo: The dreamer in me thinks this is beautiful. The cynic in me thinks this is a puddle of I-don't-want-to-know outside the bus station.
 Benana: What a beautiful agate. It sparkles like the sky.
Image 170837   04-01-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
722
 
 Rat-Butt: That dog is having WAY to much fun with that dude's ear...just saying
 wolfpk: Head warmer for the guy, I won't say what type of warmer for the dog.
 Hosebag: Why does my hair smell like whippet penis?
 Scoo: My hat is a velvety-smooth pupper tummy, your argument is irrelevant
 Niels Bohr: When bed time comes around you must whippet.
 Knice: Unfortunate username/ upload combo.
Image 170836   04-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
523
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pupitakittens
 Scoo: I like to call them "fuzzy cat tadpoles"
 Amy Housewine: so smol
 Peach: They are sometimes called "kittens".
Image 170835   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
42
 
 Soviette: The new Chevy Vega
 Hosebag: If god didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of food?
 Gomi Day: needs more corgis.
 raditzu: New and awesome Honda Vegan. Try it now for 199$ a month!
 enfanta: Wait, where are the other two? They always hunt in packs...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Peach: When I was vegan I learned to never talk about it. The stereotype of "the preachy vegan" got projected onto me constantly. Certain people would get extremely defensive and thought they needed to prove me wrong, and could be downright insulting, when all I wanted to do was eat my tofu in peace. My point: Vegan, omnivore, they're all the same. Some are overzealous and insufferable about it, but far more are quite nice :D
 Scoo: Wait, I think it's trying to tell us something!
 RiderFan: I would go vegan, but animals taste so good (I was a baker).
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture I think the "over-advertised" is probably the primary target, but who knows!
 TurkeyVulture: I think this is supposed to be one of those user name combo things. Otherwise I don't quite understand the humor -- making fun of someone's (maybe misguided and certainly over-advertised) attempt to live and consume by a set of moral values?
 SunWukong: Fair trade 'shopped.
 Mr. Shine: You want some of my chili dog? *waves half-eaten chili dog*
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy Maybe if they're evil soybeans?
 ChubbyBuddy: eating soybeans doesnt make you a hero
Image 170834   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
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 Wet farts: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sizzle sizzle BANG *fire*
 werterland: Well, Google image search was no help. Best guess for this image was "drink." The second result was AG lol. Anyone have a backstory? I'm very curious.
 Scoo: Fire Departments hate this one weird trick!
 sparename: But my microwave has no setting for "Primordial Soup"
 Bu7Z: Funnier if it was a teacup
Image 170833   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
303
 
 Lorm Bembo: @Niels Bohr Hes been down too long in the deep brown eye
 Dan Tagonistic: Goatse from the other side?
 DarkTeddy: I think thats a nipple. @scribbs
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr It all makes sense now!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs that's the hole-y diver Dio was on about.
 scribbs: Why is a deep sea diver trying to explore my butthole?
Image 170832   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
175
 
 werterland: 100s are especially a better deal if you smoke Marlboro Reds, since their kings are shorter than other brands.
 Dr. Bathroom: That's what I always say.
 Knice: Life *hack*
 scribbs: Some people can't handle that sweet, sweet rush of 100 tobacco units.
 WTF: Visited by the Cancer Fairy
Image 170831   04-01-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
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 werterland: XTREME Doggo!
 Scoo: Haha! Looks so bad-ass yet provides no actual protection for the pupper!
 scribbs: Seems unsafe for the doggo.
Image 170830   04-01-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
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