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228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

228183  well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?



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 Rat-Butt: That dog is having WAY to much fun with that dude's ear...just saying
 wolfpk: Head warmer for the guy, I won't say what type of warmer for the dog.
 Hosebag: Why does my hair smell like whippet penis?
 Scoo: My hat is a velvety-smooth pupper tummy, your argument is irrelevant
 Niels Bohr: When bed time comes around you must whippet.
 Knice: Unfortunate username/ upload combo.
Image 170836   04-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
492
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pupitakittens
 Scoo: I like to call them "fuzzy cat tadpoles"
 Amy Housewine: so smol
 Peach: They are sometimes called "kittens".
Image 170835   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
42
 
 Hosebag: If god didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of food?
 Gomi Day: needs more corgis.
 raditzu: New and awesome Honda Vegan. Try it now for 199$ a month!
 enfanta: Wait, where are the other two? They always hunt in packs...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Peach: When I was vegan I learned to never talk about it. The stereotype of "the preachy vegan" got projected onto me constantly. Certain people would get extremely defensive and thought they needed to prove me wrong, and could be downright insulting, when all I wanted to do was eat my tofu in peace. My point: Vegan, omnivore, they're all the same. Some are overzealous and insufferable about it, but far more are quite nice :D
 Scoo: Wait, I think it's trying to tell us something!
 RiderFan: I would go vegan, but animals taste so good (I was a baker).
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture I think the "over-advertised" is probably the primary target, but who knows!
 TurkeyVulture: I think this is supposed to be one of those user name combo things. Otherwise I don't quite understand the humor -- making fun of someone's (maybe misguided and certainly over-advertised) attempt to live and consume by a set of moral values?
 SunWukong: Fair trade 'shopped.
 Mr. Shine: You want some of my chili dog? *waves half-eaten chili dog*
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy Maybe if they're evil soybeans?
 ChubbyBuddy: eating soybeans doesnt make you a hero
Image 170834   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
473
 
 Wet farts: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sizzle sizzle BANG *fire*
 werterland: Well, Google image search was no help. Best guess for this image was "drink." The second result was AG lol. Anyone have a backstory? I'm very curious.
 Scoo: Fire Departments hate this one weird trick!
 sparename: But my microwave has no setting for "Primordial Soup"
 Bu7Z: Funnier if it was a teacup
Image 170833   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
303
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Goatse from the other side?
 DarkTeddy: I think thats a nipple. @scribbs
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr It all makes sense now!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs that's the hole-y diver Dio was on about.
 scribbs: Why is a deep sea diver trying to explore my butthole?
Image 170832   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
175
 
 werterland: 100s are especially a better deal if you smoke Marlboro Reds, since their kings are shorter than other brands.
 Dr. Bathroom: That's what I always say.
 Knice: Life *hack*
 scribbs: Some people can't handle that sweet, sweet rush of 100 tobacco units.
 WTF: Visited by the Cancer Fairy
Image 170831   04-01-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
481
 
 werterland: XTREME Doggo!
 Scoo: Haha! Looks so bad-ass yet provides no actual protection for the pupper!
 scribbs: Seems unsafe for the doggo.
Image 170830   04-01-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
291
 
 thebiglutovsky: 80s Kung Fu Nurse sounds like an amazing costume.
 Scoo: Why not both!?
 Donut: Sounds better than "Harambe Pokemon"
 Bu7Z: I bags furry meatwad
 scribbs: "Aw, and I was hoping for 'hippy toast'."
Image 170829   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
505
 
 Mr Bleak: No way am *I* brave enough.
 enfanta: Veg and two veg.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 antipatterns: Yikes, scoob
 sparename: Need some "Baby Anti-Bio" on that
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeaaagh.
Image 170828   04-01-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
308
 
 Wet farts: Perfect.
 ch: they've really got this place dialed in
 Peach: I like the part where any time you poop, everyone else who enters this bathroom knows exactly what kind of poop you're having, based on which stall you choose.
 Scoo: Is this what my grandfather meant when he tried to warn me about "loose" women?
 scribbs: Honestly, I rarely know in advance.
 sparename: " # And the last known survivor, Stalks his prey in the night, And I'm going To shit, Through the eyyy---yye, Of a needle... # " ES
 winwolf: Instructions unclear: pooped in Building Management office.
Image 170827   04-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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