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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 Rat-Butt: That dog is having WAY to much fun with that dude's ear...just saying
 wolfpk: Head warmer for the guy, I won't say what type of warmer for the dog.
 Hosebag: Why does my hair smell like whippet penis?
 Scoo: My hat is a velvety-smooth pupper tummy, your argument is irrelevant
 Niels Bohr: When bed time comes around you must whippet.
 Knice: Unfortunate username/ upload combo.
Image 170836   04-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
492
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pupitakittens
 Scoo: I like to call them "fuzzy cat tadpoles"
 Amy Housewine: so smol
 Peach: They are sometimes called "kittens".
Image 170835   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
42
 
 Hosebag: If god didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of food?
 Gomi Day: needs more corgis.
 raditzu: New and awesome Honda Vegan. Try it now for 199$ a month!
 enfanta: Wait, where are the other two? They always hunt in packs...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Peach: When I was vegan I learned to never talk about it. The stereotype of "the preachy vegan" got projected onto me constantly. Certain people would get extremely defensive and thought they needed to prove me wrong, and could be downright insulting, when all I wanted to do was eat my tofu in peace. My point: Vegan, omnivore, they're all the same. Some are overzealous and insufferable about it, but far more are quite nice :D
 Scoo: Wait, I think it's trying to tell us something!
 RiderFan: I would go vegan, but animals taste so good (I was a baker).
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture I think the "over-advertised" is probably the primary target, but who knows!
 TurkeyVulture: I think this is supposed to be one of those user name combo things. Otherwise I don't quite understand the humor -- making fun of someone's (maybe misguided and certainly over-advertised) attempt to live and consume by a set of moral values?
 SunWukong: Fair trade 'shopped.
 Mr. Shine: You want some of my chili dog? *waves half-eaten chili dog*
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy Maybe if they're evil soybeans?
 ChubbyBuddy: eating soybeans doesnt make you a hero
Image 170834   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
473
 
 Wet farts: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sizzle sizzle BANG *fire*
 werterland: Well, Google image search was no help. Best guess for this image was "drink." The second result was AG lol. Anyone have a backstory? I'm very curious.
 Scoo: Fire Departments hate this one weird trick!
 sparename: But my microwave has no setting for "Primordial Soup"
 Bu7Z: Funnier if it was a teacup
Image 170833   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
303
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Goatse from the other side?
 DarkTeddy: I think thats a nipple. @scribbs
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr It all makes sense now!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs that's the hole-y diver Dio was on about.
 scribbs: Why is a deep sea diver trying to explore my butthole?
Image 170832   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
175
 
 werterland: 100s are especially a better deal if you smoke Marlboro Reds, since their kings are shorter than other brands.
 Dr. Bathroom: That's what I always say.
 Knice: Life *hack*
 scribbs: Some people can't handle that sweet, sweet rush of 100 tobacco units.
 WTF: Visited by the Cancer Fairy
Image 170831   04-01-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
481
 
 werterland: XTREME Doggo!
 Scoo: Haha! Looks so bad-ass yet provides no actual protection for the pupper!
 scribbs: Seems unsafe for the doggo.
Image 170830   04-01-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
291
 
 thebiglutovsky: 80s Kung Fu Nurse sounds like an amazing costume.
 Scoo: Why not both!?
 Donut: Sounds better than "Harambe Pokemon"
 Bu7Z: I bags furry meatwad
 scribbs: "Aw, and I was hoping for 'hippy toast'."
Image 170829   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
505
 
 Mr Bleak: No way am *I* brave enough.
 enfanta: Veg and two veg.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 antipatterns: Yikes, scoob
 sparename: Need some "Baby Anti-Bio" on that
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeaaagh.
Image 170828   04-01-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
308
 
 Wet farts: Perfect.
 ch: they've really got this place dialed in
 Peach: I like the part where any time you poop, everyone else who enters this bathroom knows exactly what kind of poop you're having, based on which stall you choose.
 Scoo: Is this what my grandfather meant when he tried to warn me about "loose" women?
 scribbs: Honestly, I rarely know in advance.
 sparename: " # And the last known survivor, Stalks his prey in the night, And I'm going To shit, Through the eyyy---yye, Of a needle... # " ES
 winwolf: Instructions unclear: pooped in Building Management office.
Image 170827   04-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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