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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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Score:
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 Dald Horpungus: That dog is having WAY to much fun with that dude's ear...just saying
 Trort Horpopert: Head warmer for the guy, I won't say what type of warmer for the dog.
 Trirt Dampungo: Why does my hair smell like whippet penis?
 Part Cremupert: My hat is a velvety-smooth pupper tummy, your argument is irrelevant
 Rold Flumomple: When bed time comes around you must whippet.
 Bong Flumopert: Unfortunate username/ upload combo.
Image 170836   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Flift Grunongus
Score:
523
 
 Hing Brombies: Pupitakittens
 Rorb Morpungus: I like to call them "fuzzy cat tadpoles"
 Pople Dampungus: so smol
 Jang Brupert: They are sometimes called "kittens".
Image 170835   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Deld Grombies
Score:
42
 
 Huld Horpungus: The new Chevy Vega
 Girbo Dampungo: If god didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of food?
 Girt Brupert: needs more corgis.
 Florb Brongus: New and awesome Honda Vegan. Try it now for 199$ a month!
 Trungo Ploble: Wait, where are the other two? They always hunt in packs...
 Trirm Plomple: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Meld Albongo: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Flurm Grupert: When I was vegan I learned to never talk about it. The stereotype of "the preachy vegan" got projected onto me constantly. Certain people would get extremely defensive and thought they needed to prove me wrong, and could be downright insulting, when all I wanted to do was eat my tofu in peace. My point: Vegan, omnivore, they're all the same. Some are overzealous and insufferable about it, but far more are quite nice :D
 Thople Grunombies: Wait, I think it's trying to tell us something!
 Homp Drumumbies: I would go vegan, but animals taste so good (I was a baker).
 Rift Horpumple: @TurkeyVulture I think the "over-advertised" is probably the primary target, but who knows!
 Jawn Flumongo: I think this is supposed to be one of those user name combo things. Otherwise I don't quite understand the humor -- making fun of someone's (maybe misguided and certainly over-advertised) attempt to live and consume by a set of moral values?
 Jang Albupert: Fair trade 'shopped.
 Frorm Dampomple: You want some of my chili dog? *waves half-eaten chili dog*
 Vempo Drumongo: @ChubbyBuddy Maybe if they're evil soybeans?
 Ruple Flumungus: eating soybeans doesnt make you a hero
Image 170834   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Treft Cremumbies
Score:
473
 
 Mimp Fluble: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sizzle sizzle BANG *fire*
 Frolm Rempupert: Well, Google image search was no help. Best guess for this image was "drink." The second result was AG lol. Anyone have a backstory? I'm very curious.
 Vuft Horpumbies: Fire Departments hate this one weird trick!
 Roft Plemungo: But my microwave has no setting for "Primordial Soup"
 Delm Flungo: Funnier if it was a teacup
Image 170833   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Flompo Horpombies
Score:
303
 
 Boft Floble: @Niels Bohr Hes been down too long in the deep brown eye
 Dild Plemumple: Goatse from the other side?
 Meld Broble: I think thats a nipple. @scribbs
 Truld Horpupert: @Niels Bohr It all makes sense now!
 Thengo Grumbies: @scribbs that's the hole-y diver Dio was on about.
 Rerb Drumungus: Why is a deep sea diver trying to explore my butthole?
Image 170832   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Mampo Alboble
Score:
175
 
 Lorm Rempongo: 100s are especially a better deal if you smoke Marlboro Reds, since their kings are shorter than other brands.
 Trurt Flombies: That's what I always say.
 Frimpo Flumungo: Life *hack*
 Berm Cremomple: Some people can't handle that sweet, sweet rush of 100 tobacco units.
 Buld Rempumbies: Visited by the Cancer Fairy
Image 170831   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Thurt Drumoble
Score:
516
 
 Dorbo Flumupert: XTREME Doggo!
 Momp Cremungo: Haha! Looks so bad-ass yet provides no actual protection for the pupper!
 Gerb Flumumple: Seems unsafe for the doggo.
Image 170830   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Dold Grunoble
Score:
321
 
 Therbo Flongus: 80s Kung Fu Nurse sounds like an amazing costume.
 Jown Morpongo: Why not both!?
 Dongo Flungo: Sounds better than "Harambe Pokemon"
 Jift Plombies: I bags furry meatwad
 Momp Drumoble: "Aw, and I was hoping for 'hippy toast'."
Image 170829   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Horpungo
Score:
536
 
 Paple Morpomple: No way am *I* brave enough.
 Paple Gromple: Veg and two veg.
 Rimp Plungus: Feels good, man
 Trild Flungus: Yikes, scoob
 Frompo Drumomple: Need some "Baby Anti-Bio" on that
 Gumpo Albombies: Yeaaagh.
Image 170828   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Freple Albopert
Score:
342
 
 Rurt Dampoble: Perfect.
 Lert Grunuble: they've really got this place dialed in
 Mong Cremumple: I like the part where any time you poop, everyone else who enters this bathroom knows exactly what kind of poop you're having, based on which stall you choose.
 Vold Dampungo: Is this what my grandfather meant when he tried to warn me about "loose" women?
 Mirb Cremoble: Honestly, I rarely know in advance.
 Lown Dampumbies: " # And the last known survivor, Stalks his prey in the night, And I'm going To shit, Through the eyyy---yye, Of a needle... # " ES
 Merb Grungo: Instructions unclear: pooped in Building Management office.
Image 170827   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Flimp Bropert
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