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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.



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 Rat-Butt: That dog is having WAY to much fun with that dude's ear...just saying
 wolfpk: Head warmer for the guy, I won't say what type of warmer for the dog.
 Hosebag: Why does my hair smell like whippet penis?
 Scoo: My hat is a velvety-smooth pupper tummy, your argument is irrelevant
 Niels Bohr: When bed time comes around you must whippet.
 Knice: Unfortunate username/ upload combo.
Image 170836   04-01-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
523
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pupitakittens
 Scoo: I like to call them "fuzzy cat tadpoles"
 Amy Housewine: so smol
 Peach: They are sometimes called "kittens".
Image 170835   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
42
 
 Felicity: The new Chevy Vega
 Hosebag: If god didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of food?
 Gomi Day: needs more corgis.
 raditzu: New and awesome Honda Vegan. Try it now for 199$ a month!
 enfanta: Wait, where are the other two? They always hunt in packs...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Level three vegan battle GO!!
 Peach: When I was vegan I learned to never talk about it. The stereotype of "the preachy vegan" got projected onto me constantly. Certain people would get extremely defensive and thought they needed to prove me wrong, and could be downright insulting, when all I wanted to do was eat my tofu in peace. My point: Vegan, omnivore, they're all the same. Some are overzealous and insufferable about it, but far more are quite nice :D
 Scoo: Wait, I think it's trying to tell us something!
 RiderFan: I would go vegan, but animals taste so good (I was a baker).
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture I think the "over-advertised" is probably the primary target, but who knows!
 TurkeyVulture: I think this is supposed to be one of those user name combo things. Otherwise I don't quite understand the humor -- making fun of someone's (maybe misguided and certainly over-advertised) attempt to live and consume by a set of moral values?
 SunWukong: Fair trade 'shopped.
 Mr. Shine: You want some of my chili dog? *waves half-eaten chili dog*
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy Maybe if they're evil soybeans?
 ChubbyBuddy: eating soybeans doesnt make you a hero
Image 170834   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
473
 
 Wet farts: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sizzle sizzle BANG *fire*
 werterland: Well, Google image search was no help. Best guess for this image was "drink." The second result was AG lol. Anyone have a backstory? I'm very curious.
 Scoo: Fire Departments hate this one weird trick!
 sparename: But my microwave has no setting for "Primordial Soup"
 Bu7Z: Funnier if it was a teacup
Image 170833   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
303
 
 Felicity: @Niels Bohr Hes been down too long in the deep brown eye
 Dan Tagonistic: Goatse from the other side?
 DarkTeddy: I think thats a nipple. @scribbs
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr It all makes sense now!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs that's the hole-y diver Dio was on about.
 scribbs: Why is a deep sea diver trying to explore my butthole?
Image 170832   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
175
 
 werterland: 100s are especially a better deal if you smoke Marlboro Reds, since their kings are shorter than other brands.
 Dr. Bathroom: That's what I always say.
 Knice: Life *hack*
 scribbs: Some people can't handle that sweet, sweet rush of 100 tobacco units.
 WTF: Visited by the Cancer Fairy
Image 170831   04-01-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
516
 
 werterland: XTREME Doggo!
 Scoo: Haha! Looks so bad-ass yet provides no actual protection for the pupper!
 scribbs: Seems unsafe for the doggo.
Image 170830   04-01-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
321
 
 thebiglutovsky: 80s Kung Fu Nurse sounds like an amazing costume.
 Scoo: Why not both!?
 Donut: Sounds better than "Harambe Pokemon"
 Bu7Z: I bags furry meatwad
 scribbs: "Aw, and I was hoping for 'hippy toast'."
Image 170829   04-01-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
536
 
 Mr Bleak: No way am *I* brave enough.
 enfanta: Veg and two veg.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 antipatterns: Yikes, scoob
 sparename: Need some "Baby Anti-Bio" on that
 Dr. Bathroom: Yeaaagh.
Image 170828   04-01-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
342
 
 Wet farts: Perfect.
 ch: they've really got this place dialed in
 Peach: I like the part where any time you poop, everyone else who enters this bathroom knows exactly what kind of poop you're having, based on which stall you choose.
 Scoo: Is this what my grandfather meant when he tried to warn me about "loose" women?
 scribbs: Honestly, I rarely know in advance.
 sparename: " # And the last known survivor, Stalks his prey in the night, And I'm going To shit, Through the eyyy---yye, Of a needle... # " ES
 winwolf: Instructions unclear: pooped in Building Management office.
Image 170827   04-01-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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