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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205186 Austin: light urple

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system



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Score:
392
 
 funny in the wall: Ive never been a fan of Mozart, classical to 40 is still top 40
 cenecia: And then he died when he was like 27 so...
 sparename: I'll verify that tomorrow
 apoxia: Is that really going to make anyone feel better?
 addend: Mozart procrastinated and still made the deadline? I'm such a loser.
 tokyopig: If you ever feel like playing Mozart to your newborn baby or toddler... don't. Mozart didn't become Mozart because he was exposed to Mozart in infancy.
 Warrax: Mozart got to get paid, son.
Image 170799   04-01-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
384
 
 redmonkey3: What it feels like to chew five wintergreen self prostate exem
 addend: Best bubblegum ever.
 piranharama: @Warrax Both
 Warrax: Is this coming out or going in?
Image 170798   04-01-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
491
 
 wolfpk: I always say when I brush my dog that there is enough hair for another dog.
 Red: Banach-Tarski paradog
Image 170797   04-01-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
273
 
 Donut: Have you tried looking in the sewers?
 Amy Housewine: Fugitive in a half-shell.
 dobbiesdoogs: answers to the name michelangelo
Image 170796   04-01-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
620
 
 Donut: No! NO! BAD monkey-bear! BAD! Find your own plateau! This one is taken! BAD!
 redmonkey3: "We're going to need a bigger spear"
 tokyopig: Rad for Devil's Tower Wyoming. Grew up in Wyoming with a rock climber father so I went here a lot, saw this illustration of the Native American myth a lot too.
 dobbiesdoogs: we're gonna eat like fucking kings if this works
 piranharama: His power level is over 9000!
 Teechur: Close Encounters of the Ursa Kind.
 AlexDeLarge: That song "the bear went over the mountain" makes perfect sense now.
 Telkwa: Scratching post for the (widely-thought-to-be) extinct Giant Silver-tipped Bear-cat.
Image 170795   04-01-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
276
 
 redmonkey3: Rad for early disney working drawings!
 enfanta: I never get those New Yorker comics.
 Telkwa: Tree dreams are weird.
Image 170794   03-31-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
759
 
 Bill Rye: Smol birb
 werterland: Slammed the RAD button for the tiny birb at first, then I noticed the sneaky cat, THEN I noticed the Stitch mousepad!
 addend: That means there's 2 in the bush. Go get 'em, kitty.
 BavidDowie: bird
 raditzu: soon, very soon
 Telkwa: Get thee behind me Satan, for I am called to lay my hands upon the littlest hummer of all.
 hajjpodge: Protect your little birb, friend.
 ASTER: Hidden cat.
Image 170793   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
522
 
 redmonkey3: @raditzu - or both... i like both
 raditzu: they're both colorblind. Or lovers :P
 WaffleIron: Also the shoes. What's up with the shoes?
Image 170792   03-31-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
194
 
 hajjpodge: @dobbiesdoogs That's far more clever than some people might get and I thoroughly appreciate it.
 dobbiesdoogs: live from salt lake city it's latter-day night!
Image 170791   03-31-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
466
 
 Rat-Butt: @Warrax more like caught him peeing in the pool
 Rat-Butt: @Warrax more like caught him peeing in the pool
 hajjpodge: The caption made me think of Shawshank Redemption. The corgi's expression only cemented that impression.
 Albatross: #survivorguilt
 Warrax: Caught him skinny dipping.
 Scoo: Clerkfs
Image 170790   03-31-17   Uploaded by    prius
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