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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 ChubbyBuddy: TAKE IT OFF
 Wookiee: Awwwwww yeah. Taking it to the bone zone.
 carpwoman: Ok.
 Starky15: x-rayted dooting
 wolfpk: Now that's what you call stamina!
 Wooden Spoon: "My only regret is that I have... Bone-itis!"
 werterland: I'm not comfortable with @BILL DOOR's intimate moments being posted here.
 Jaunty Shrimp: And the phrase "I want jump your bones" was born
 Amy Housewine: A salutary reminder that there's a little skeleton in all of us.
 Scoo: Muchos gracias, senor esqueleto!
 Knice: If it takes that long, she's not into it.
 Micro Jackson: So much boning
Image 170699   03-31-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 tib gubb: please remove your turtle to a sanitary location!
 SpaceCow: "Don't mind me, I'm just a friendly clutch."
 Knice: Transports m' torts
 AstoriaBum: But did it bring the wax?
 Off Topic: Who needs seatbelts when you've got body armor.
 Micro Jackson: Got this at the Shell station.
Image 170698   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Niels Bohr: But RAD for Neil.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny @WaffleIron like who, for example? Who has ever called you "the gangster of love"? No one! That's what I thought, you're so full of shit steve.
 Wookiee: Damnit Maurice. Take that fool hat off.
 Wet farts: Is that a peach tree over there?
 fanny: @WaffleIron so. fucking. much. and for some reason i know most of the words :(
 Bob: I call bullshit.
 Scoo: Some call him the Gangster of Love
 karmakat: because he is ALWAYS spacing out.
 Micro Jackson: I know I do.
 Amy Housewine: Far more people just call him Maurice.
 WaffleIron: I hate that song so much.
Image 170697   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 chelseachels: @Knice friendlyspaceship.jpg
 werterland: @Knice "Let's see what he's got in his pockets! Alas! Nine sickles and a dungbomb!"
 Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: "MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!"
 Knice: @BavidDowie I liked the part where he stopped moving.
 BavidDowie: "Bother. Bother. BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Ten points to Courier 10 point
 WaffleIron: I'm so good at courier, ten points to courier.
Image 170696   03-31-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Annoying Vegan : That Seventies Show wasn't a very good program.
 Wooden Spoon: Wu Tang Clan - of the Cave Bear
 Prostata: there has never been an escape from stalactite 13!
 Micro Jackson: I stalag might
Image 170695   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Wooden Spoon: In the Bojack Horseman universe this must be a thinkin chicken rather than an eatin chicken. Thus the desk job.
 itskando: New chicks with dicks album looking good
 Jaunty Shrimp: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a cruel office space
 Amy Housewine: Chicken came back to work drunk and is desperately trying to hide his staggering and swaying.
 Micro Jackson: Chicken has a natural aversion to desk jobs
 Knice: "That ain't where *I* left my chair, BITCH."
Image 170694   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 tib gubb: i couldn't deny the will of his holiness
 Wooden Spoon: I too like the heavy metal band "Ghost". This must be the new Pope Emeritus III
 Amiga 1000: Does the pope shit in the woods? Yup. Sure does.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Oh holy pup
 Micro Jackson: Pope Canis XIII
 Black Jesus: @BavidDowie Beware, or I'll sic my monstrance on you.
 BavidDowie: @Robespierre buried your crosier again, I see...
 Mr. Pepper: Nice mitre.
 Scoo: Pray tight, Popers
 Knice: Pontiffk
Image 170693   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 SpaceCow: @Warrax "Wait, you're not ribs."
 Warrax: I haven't seen Walking Tall, but I assume Joe Don Baker says "Go ahead on" a lot.
 Bu7Z: Falling short.
Image 170692   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 tib gubb: it's him: he's behind it all.
 carpwoman: He ruined that website. Jerk.
 Derp Herpigan: Milhouse is not a meme.
 Micro Jackson: Meme did not vote for him!
 Bu7Z: Tasmania winning the cricket is a meme that won't catch on...
Image 170691   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Staida: @WaffleIron Don't you find that they do it to stuff which was, in the first place, extremely cheap? No gold plated Razer Naga or Saitek MMO7... no, just this $3 little puck mouse
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : yeahhhh, and alligator skin. The world is a better place with my link broken.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: linknis broken, but I assume this is the united arab emerates slapping gold on stuff instead of using their money for good?
 karmakat: all hail the golden turd???
 WaffleIron: From the land of poor taste…
 Mr. Butt: And the Golden Nipple Award goes to....
Image 170690   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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