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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 tib gubb: please remove your turtle to a sanitary location!
 SpaceCow: "Don't mind me, I'm just a friendly clutch."
 Knice: Transports m' torts
 AstoriaBum: But did it bring the wax?
 Off Topic: Who needs seatbelts when you've got body armor.
 Micro Jackson: Got this at the Shell station.
Image 170698   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Niels Bohr: But RAD for Neil.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny @WaffleIron like who, for example? Who has ever called you "the gangster of love"? No one! That's what I thought, you're so full of shit steve.
 Wookiee: Damnit Maurice. Take that fool hat off.
 Wet farts: Is that a peach tree over there?
 fanny: @WaffleIron so. fucking. much. and for some reason i know most of the words :(
 Bob: I call bullshit.
 Scoo: Some call him the Gangster of Love
 karmakat: because he is ALWAYS spacing out.
 Micro Jackson: I know I do.
 Amy Housewine: Far more people just call him Maurice.
 WaffleIron: I hate that song so much.
Image 170697   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 chelseachels: @Knice friendlyspaceship.jpg
 werterland: @Knice "Let's see what he's got in his pockets! Alas! Nine sickles and a dungbomb!"
 Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: "MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!"
 Knice: @BavidDowie I liked the part where he stopped moving.
 BavidDowie: "Bother. Bother. BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Ten points to Courier 10 point
 WaffleIron: I'm so good at courier, ten points to courier.
Image 170696   03-31-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Annoying Vegan : That Seventies Show wasn't a very good program.
 Wooden Spoon: Wu Tang Clan - of the Cave Bear
 Prostata: there has never been an escape from stalactite 13!
 Micro Jackson: I stalag might
Image 170695   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Wooden Spoon: In the Bojack Horseman universe this must be a thinkin chicken rather than an eatin chicken. Thus the desk job.
 itskando: New chicks with dicks album looking good
 Jaunty Shrimp: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a cruel office space
 Amy Housewine: Chicken came back to work drunk and is desperately trying to hide his staggering and swaying.
 Micro Jackson: Chicken has a natural aversion to desk jobs
 Knice: "That ain't where *I* left my chair, BITCH."
Image 170694   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 tib gubb: i couldn't deny the will of his holiness
 Wooden Spoon: I too like the heavy metal band "Ghost". This must be the new Pope Emeritus III
 Dr Awkward: Does the pope shit in the woods? Yup. Sure does.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Oh holy pup
 Micro Jackson: Pope Canis XIII
 Black Jesus: @BavidDowie Beware, or I'll sic my monstrance on you.
 BavidDowie: @Robespierre buried your crosier again, I see...
 Mr. Pepper: Nice mitre.
 Scoo: Pray tight, Popers
 Knice: Pontiffk
Image 170693   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 SpaceCow: @Warrax "Wait, you're not ribs."
 Warrax: I haven't seen Walking Tall, but I assume Joe Don Baker says "Go ahead on" a lot.
 Bu7Z: Falling short.
Image 170692   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 tib gubb: it's him: he's behind it all.
 carpwoman: He ruined that website. Jerk.
 Derp Herpigan: Milhouse is not a meme.
 Micro Jackson: Meme did not vote for him!
 Bu7Z: Tasmania winning the cricket is a meme that won't catch on...
Image 170691   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Staida: @WaffleIron Don't you find that they do it to stuff which was, in the first place, extremely cheap? No gold plated Razer Naga or Saitek MMO7... no, just this $3 little puck mouse
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : yeahhhh, and alligator skin. The world is a better place with my link broken.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: linknis broken, but I assume this is the united arab emerates slapping gold on stuff instead of using their money for good?
 karmakat: all hail the golden turd???
 WaffleIron: From the land of poor taste…
 Mr. Butt: And the Golden Nipple Award goes to....
Image 170690   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Wooden Spoon: The night before the 1st day of 11th grade I was walking my dog at night and got the overspray when he got skunked directly up the nose. Not a good first day of school.
 SpaceCow: My guess is someone found a not so friendly skunk.
 KrazyKat: Let's hope doggo didn't just take a bath in Red Bull & vodka, but the Solo cup has me worried.
 jonz: Skunk Encounter III: The Aftermath
 enfanta: He's so embarrassed.
 Scoo: What a bloodbath!
Image 170689   03-31-17   Uploaded by    demonius
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