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272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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 tib gubb: please remove your turtle to a sanitary location!
 SpaceCow: "Don't mind me, I'm just a friendly clutch."
 Knice: Transports m' torts
 AstoriaBum: But did it bring the wax?
 Off Topic: Who needs seatbelts when you've got body armor.
 Micro Jackson: Got this at the Shell station.
Image 170698   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Niels Bohr: But RAD for Neil.
 Niels Bohr: @fanny @WaffleIron like who, for example? Who has ever called you "the gangster of love"? No one! That's what I thought, you're so full of shit steve.
 Wookiee: Damnit Maurice. Take that fool hat off.
 Wet farts: Is that a peach tree over there?
 fanny: @WaffleIron so. fucking. much. and for some reason i know most of the words :(
 Bob: I call bullshit.
 Scoo: Some call him the Gangster of Love
 karmakat: because he is ALWAYS spacing out.
 Micro Jackson: I know I do.
 Amy Housewine: Far more people just call him Maurice.
 WaffleIron: I hate that song so much.
Image 170697   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 chelseachels: @Knice friendlyspaceship.jpg
 werterland: @Knice "Let's see what he's got in his pockets! Alas! Nine sickles and a dungbomb!"
 Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: "MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!"
 Knice: @BavidDowie I liked the part where he stopped moving.
 BavidDowie: "Bother. Bother. BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Ten points to Courier 10 point
 WaffleIron: I'm so good at courier, ten points to courier.
Image 170696   03-31-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Annoying Vegan : That Seventies Show wasn't a very good program.
 Wooden Spoon: Wu Tang Clan - of the Cave Bear
 Prostata: there has never been an escape from stalactite 13!
 Micro Jackson: I stalag might
Image 170695   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
 Wooden Spoon: In the Bojack Horseman universe this must be a thinkin chicken rather than an eatin chicken. Thus the desk job.
 itskando: New chicks with dicks album looking good
 Jaunty Shrimp: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a cruel office space
 Amy Housewine: Chicken came back to work drunk and is desperately trying to hide his staggering and swaying.
 Micro Jackson: Chicken has a natural aversion to desk jobs
 Knice: "That ain't where *I* left my chair, BITCH."
Image 170694   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 tib gubb: i couldn't deny the will of his holiness
 Wooden Spoon: I too like the heavy metal band "Ghost". This must be the new Pope Emeritus III
 Amiga 1000: Does the pope shit in the woods? Yup. Sure does.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Oh holy pup
 Micro Jackson: Pope Canis XIII
 Black Jesus: @BavidDowie Beware, or I'll sic my monstrance on you.
 BavidDowie: @Robespierre buried your crosier again, I see...
 Mr. Pepper: Nice mitre.
 Scoo: Pray tight, Popers
 Knice: Pontiffk
Image 170693   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 SpaceCow: @Warrax "Wait, you're not ribs."
 Warrax: I haven't seen Walking Tall, but I assume Joe Don Baker says "Go ahead on" a lot.
 Bu7Z: Falling short.
Image 170692   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 tib gubb: it's him: he's behind it all.
 carpwoman: He ruined that website. Jerk.
 Derp Herpigan: Milhouse is not a meme.
 Micro Jackson: Meme did not vote for him!
 Bu7Z: Tasmania winning the cricket is a meme that won't catch on...
Image 170691   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Staida: @WaffleIron Don't you find that they do it to stuff which was, in the first place, extremely cheap? No gold plated Razer Naga or Saitek MMO7... no, just this $3 little puck mouse
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : yeahhhh, and alligator skin. The world is a better place with my link broken.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: linknis broken, but I assume this is the united arab emerates slapping gold on stuff instead of using their money for good?
 karmakat: all hail the golden turd???
 WaffleIron: From the land of poor taste…
 Mr. Butt: And the Golden Nipple Award goes to....
Image 170690   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Wooden Spoon: The night before the 1st day of 11th grade I was walking my dog at night and got the overspray when he got skunked directly up the nose. Not a good first day of school.
 SpaceCow: My guess is someone found a not so friendly skunk.
 KrazyKat: Let's hope doggo didn't just take a bath in Red Bull & vodka, but the Solo cup has me worried.
 jonz: Skunk Encounter III: The Aftermath
 enfanta: He's so embarrassed.
 Scoo: What a bloodbath!
Image 170689   03-31-17   Uploaded by    demonius
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