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249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.

249183  Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves

249181  barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!

249175  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.

249184  GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!

249184  dangerkeith3000: I love this game.

249175  Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.

249182  Mr. Butt: Dios mio.

249181  GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!

249188  OldKentuckyShark: Overclocked like a mother fucker cause cooling is no longer an issue... til i burn out the motor in the fridge ( which is somehow also overclocked)

249182  Robespierre: Wearditgo?

249174  Robespierre: Pickled beets!

249168  dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.

249178  Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness

249182  Shay: She's having her happy hour now.

249182  Side Boob: She's brave enough...

249172  dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?

249174  dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!

249166  dangerkeith3000: Lady in the water, get back in the water.

249088  some guy : what's up with the backdrop?

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248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 enfanta: I really hope that's a drain and not a heating vent on the floor...
 Christina: Trust me, I'm an engineer.
 XLY: If it works but doesn't stupid it isn't work
Image 170646   03-31-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
216
 
 carpwoman: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
 a robot: Mike's not here, man.
 bug: Please speak into the Mike.
 Scoo: @Knice It's a confusing place at Mike, Inc.
 Knice: A different Mike; a better Mike.
Image 170645   03-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
538
 
 bug: Do NOT try this with Mountain Dew.
 thecraftywolf: what? he was thirsty.
 tokyopig: The lady don't snek no.
 Knice: sploosh le snoot
Image 170644   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
466
 
 Mr Bleak: You wanna know who's a good boy? I am the good boy, unless ya wanna argue with my friend Gunny here?
 trelyate: he'll remember this when he is offered a cupcake
 Hosebag: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Otterman: Hello, yes, this is dog.
 Christina: War is ruff!
 bug: I just wanted the free tuition. What am I doing here? Am I a good boy? ...I've seen so much, I just don't know who the good boys are anymore.
 Scoo: Let slip the dogs of war!
 karmakat: i DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
 thecraftywolf: @FabricMan literally snickered in the middle of class
 FabricMan: "I've seen some shit, man. And then I ate it."
 Prostata: "Never get off the boat"
 tokyopig: Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime. Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: Because I'm so fucking good!
 Knice: What @ignatz said. #165408
Image 170643   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SomeCanadian: Y'all screwed when Judge Fudge comes to town. Awww, yeah.
 El Barto: But I want fudge now...
 Peach: God fudges those who fudge themselves.
 bug: Fudged in the butt by my own God. -Chuck Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: God seems to fudge us all, constantly.
 Bast Relief: Interesting loophole around all that Leviticus garbage.
 SunWukong: Should be on a finger.
 RiderFan: "Let us open our bibles to the book of Fudges..."
 Knice: Fudge not, lest ye be fudged.
Image 170642   03-31-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
293
 
 apoxia: So what's the difference between normal and usual?
 Christina: "Let's build communism!"
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Everything else too...
 antipatterns: Communism is good.
 Dr Awkward: In soviet Russia, video game plays YOU.
 Mr. Butt: 500 days in the Gulag
 tokyopig: The punchline is communism.
Image 170641   03-31-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
360
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a case of the name being conceived before the product.
 Christina: @Greek Fire Now, it's the name of a popular Linux distro.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z I'm going to go ahead and steal that m'kay?
 Bu7Z: Now I can't resist saying "aww that's fedorable" next time I see someone wearing a fedora.
 Greek Fire: I mean, it was originally a women's hat, named for a character called Princess Fedora. It was a symbol of feminism in the early 20th century.
 tritium: Little girls claiming the fedora seems like an appropriate response to the pony thing.
 Mad Collager: Because "trilbyable" is just too hard to say.
Image 170640   03-31-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
487
 
 Bluetocracy: Cyclops is red / red colorblind.
 Scoo: Everything is DEAD
 Dr Awkward: Roses are Rad, Violets are Rad. Everything is RAD.
 Bu7Z: Also, on fire
Image 170639   03-31-17   Uploaded by    zupobaloop
Score:
506
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z do you happen to recall the one comic that he removed, due to deciding it was way too dark, not really that funny, and more "awkwad laugh" funny than "comdecically spund" funny? It was pretty dark, and there were some angry people regarding it (it poked fun at a generally taboo subject in a surreal way). But yeah, gunshow was good.
 Bu7Z: I quite enjoyed gunshow.
Image 170638   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: Yeah, but does it support Windows '95?
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine Only $499!
 ignatz: The truth inside the rumour mill
 Cami: When I was a boy I heard on referred to as a navigator's pepper mill on television.
 Mr. Shine: The all new pepper grinder, from Dyson (TM)
 Mad Collager: @tritium It's funnier to picture a mechanical calculator for curtains.
 tritium: @tritium Curta! Curta mechanical calculator. Damn autocorrect.
 mrdiron: Wow, that's funny. Transmission shaft is what I call my, uh... best friend.
 Bu7Z: A computer is a person, you can't make one out of mechanics! @tritium
 tritium: Curtain mechanical calculator. Lichtenstein's finest export.
Image 170637   03-31-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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