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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

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262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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 enfanta: I really hope that's a drain and not a heating vent on the floor...
 Christina: Trust me, I'm an engineer.
 XLY: If it works but doesn't stupid it isn't work
Image 170646   03-31-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
216
 
 carpwoman: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
 a robot: Mike's not here, man.
 bug: Please speak into the Mike.
 Scoo: @Knice It's a confusing place at Mike, Inc.
 Knice: A different Mike; a better Mike.
Image 170645   03-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
538
 
 bug: Do NOT try this with Mountain Dew.
 thecraftywolf: what? he was thirsty.
 tokyopig: The lady don't snek no.
 Knice: sploosh le snoot
Image 170644   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
466
 
 Mr Bleak: You wanna know who's a good boy? I am the good boy, unless ya wanna argue with my friend Gunny here?
 trelyate: he'll remember this when he is offered a cupcake
 Hosebag: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Otterman: Hello, yes, this is dog.
 Christina: War is ruff!
 bug: I just wanted the free tuition. What am I doing here? Am I a good boy? ...I've seen so much, I just don't know who the good boys are anymore.
 Scoo: Let slip the dogs of war!
 karmakat: i DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
 thecraftywolf: @FabricMan literally snickered in the middle of class
 FabricMan: "I've seen some shit, man. And then I ate it."
 Prostata: "Never get off the boat"
 tokyopig: Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime. Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: Because I'm so fucking good!
 Knice: What @ignatz said. #165408
Image 170643   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SomeCanadian: Y'all screwed when Judge Fudge comes to town. Awww, yeah.
 El Barto: But I want fudge now...
 Peach: God fudges those who fudge themselves.
 bug: Fudged in the butt by my own God. -Chuck Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: God seems to fudge us all, constantly.
 Bast Relief: Interesting loophole around all that Leviticus garbage.
 SunWukong: Should be on a finger.
 RiderFan: "Let us open our bibles to the book of Fudges..."
 Knice: Fudge not, lest ye be fudged.
Image 170642   03-31-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
351
 
 apoxia: So what's the difference between normal and usual?
 Christina: "Let's build communism!"
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Everything else too...
 antipatterns: Communism is good.
 Callahan: In soviet Russia, video game plays YOU.
 Mr. Butt: 500 days in the Gulag
 tokyopig: The punchline is communism.
Image 170641   03-31-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
360
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a case of the name being conceived before the product.
 Christina: @Greek Fire Now, it's the name of a popular Linux distro.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z I'm going to go ahead and steal that m'kay?
 Bu7Z: Now I can't resist saying "aww that's fedorable" next time I see someone wearing a fedora.
 Greek Fire: I mean, it was originally a women's hat, named for a character called Princess Fedora. It was a symbol of feminism in the early 20th century.
 tritium: Little girls claiming the fedora seems like an appropriate response to the pony thing.
 Mad Collager: Because "trilbyable" is just too hard to say.
Image 170640   03-31-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
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 Bluetocracy: Cyclops is red / red colorblind.
 Scoo: Everything is DEAD
 BabyVaccine: Roses are Rad, Violets are Rad. Everything is RAD.
 Bu7Z: Also, on fire
Image 170639   03-31-17   Uploaded by    zupobaloop
Score:
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 White Rice: @Bu7Z do you happen to recall the one comic that he removed, due to deciding it was way too dark, not really that funny, and more "awkwad laugh" funny than "comdecically spund" funny? It was pretty dark, and there were some angry people regarding it (it poked fun at a generally taboo subject in a surreal way). But yeah, gunshow was good.
 Bu7Z: I quite enjoyed gunshow.
Image 170638   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: Yeah, but does it support Windows '95?
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine Only $499!
 Wort Mumpus: The truth inside the rumour mill
 Cami: When I was a boy I heard on referred to as a navigator's pepper mill on television.
 Mr. Shine: The all new pepper grinder, from Dyson (TM)
 Mad Collager: @tritium It's funnier to picture a mechanical calculator for curtains.
 tritium: @tritium Curta! Curta mechanical calculator. Damn autocorrect.
 mrdiron: Wow, that's funny. Transmission shaft is what I call my, uh... best friend.
 Bu7Z: A computer is a person, you can't make one out of mechanics! @tritium
 tritium: Curtain mechanical calculator. Lichtenstein's finest export.
Image 170637   03-31-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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