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273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

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10. Dr Awkward



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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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 enfanta: I really hope that's a drain and not a heating vent on the floor...
 Christina: Trust me, I'm an engineer.
 XLY: If it works but doesn't stupid it isn't work
Image 170646   03-31-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
216
 
 carpwoman: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
 a robot: Mike's not here, man.
 bug: Please speak into the Mike.
 Scoo: @Knice It's a confusing place at Mike, Inc.
 Knice: A different Mike; a better Mike.
Image 170645   03-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
538
 
 bug: Do NOT try this with Mountain Dew.
 Wort Mumpus: what? he was thirsty.
 tokyopig: The lady don't snek no.
 Knice: sploosh le snoot
Image 170644   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
466
 
 Mr Bleak: You wanna know who's a good boy? I am the good boy, unless ya wanna argue with my friend Gunny here?
 trelyate: he'll remember this when he is offered a cupcake
 Hosebag: SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 fridaynight: Hello, yes, this is dog.
 Christina: War is ruff!
 bug: I just wanted the free tuition. What am I doing here? Am I a good boy? ...I've seen so much, I just don't know who the good boys are anymore.
 Scoo: Let slip the dogs of war!
 karmakat: i DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS SHIT!!!
 beefbeef: @FabricMan literally snickered in the middle of class
 FabricMan: "I've seen some shit, man. And then I ate it."
 Prostata: "Never get off the boat"
 tokyopig: Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime. Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: Because I'm so fucking good!
 Knice: What @ignatz said. #165408
Image 170643   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SomeCanadian: Y'all screwed when Judge Fudge comes to town. Awww, yeah.
 El Barto: But I want fudge now...
 Peach: God fudges those who fudge themselves.
 bug: Fudged in the butt by my own God. -Chuck Tingle.
 Mr. Shine: God seems to fudge us all, constantly.
 Bast Relief: Interesting loophole around all that Leviticus garbage.
 SunWukong: Should be on a finger.
 RiderFan: "Let us open our bibles to the book of Fudges..."
 Knice: Fudge not, lest ye be fudged.
Image 170642   03-31-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
377
 
 apoxia: So what's the difference between normal and usual?
 Christina: "Let's build communism!"
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Everything else too...
 Messed Up Dog: Communism is good.
 Callahan: In soviet Russia, video game plays YOU.
 Mr. Butt: 500 days in the Gulag
 tokyopig: The punchline is communism.
Image 170641   03-31-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
360
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a case of the name being conceived before the product.
 Christina: @Greek Fire Now, it's the name of a popular Linux distro.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z I'm going to go ahead and steal that m'kay?
 Bu7Z: Now I can't resist saying "aww that's fedorable" next time I see someone wearing a fedora.
 Greek Fire: I mean, it was originally a women's hat, named for a character called Princess Fedora. It was a symbol of feminism in the early 20th century.
 tritium: Little girls claiming the fedora seems like an appropriate response to the pony thing.
 Mad Collager: Because "trilbyable" is just too hard to say.
Image 170640   03-31-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
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 Bluetocracy: Cyclops is red / red colorblind.
 Scoo: Everything is DEAD
 BabyVaccine: Roses are Rad, Violets are Rad. Everything is RAD.
 Bu7Z: Also, on fire
Image 170639   03-31-17   Uploaded by    zupobaloop
Score:
506
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z do you happen to recall the one comic that he removed, due to deciding it was way too dark, not really that funny, and more "awkwad laugh" funny than "comdecically spund" funny? It was pretty dark, and there were some angry people regarding it (it poked fun at a generally taboo subject in a surreal way). But yeah, gunshow was good.
 Bu7Z: I quite enjoyed gunshow.
Image 170638   03-31-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: Yeah, but does it support Windows '95?
 Scoo: @Mr. Shine Only $499!
 Wort Mumpus: The truth inside the rumour mill
 Cami: When I was a boy I heard on referred to as a navigator's pepper mill on television.
 Mr. Shine: The all new pepper grinder, from Dyson (TM)
 Mad Collager: @tritium It's funnier to picture a mechanical calculator for curtains.
 tritium: @tritium Curta! Curta mechanical calculator. Damn autocorrect.
 mrdiron: Wow, that's funny. Transmission shaft is what I call my, uh... best friend.
 Bu7Z: A computer is a person, you can't make one out of mechanics! @tritium
 tritium: Curtain mechanical calculator. Lichtenstein's finest export.
Image 170637   03-31-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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