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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

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11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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 Ronick: The floor is lava
 Hosebag: Hey Barbara, I'm not cleaning your damned couch again, you hear?
 Mad Collager: This is one of the deleted scenes from Godfather.
 BavidDowie: She should know better than to put her feet on the couch.
 Dr Awkward: "Seriously, what part of 'No horses in the house' didn't you understand, Mrs. Awkward! The couch is part of the Goddamn house! That's it: Rule #71, No horses on the Goddamn couch"
 Mr. Butt: Nice couch. Is it a Neigh-Z-Boy?
 Peach: My favorite retired lesbian couple.
 Side Boob: When you bring your girlfriend home to meet mom
Image 170356   03-29-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
 Mr Bleak: I for one am not going to tailgate that van...
 Mad Collager: Holy radioactive-biohazard-medicinal Grail!
 mwoody: "Top Men" moving company and storage. Very distinct trucks.
 BavidDowie: Sale at "Decal-Depot" I see.
 Dr Awkward: "Radioactive Zombie Jesus's wine and pills" monthly delivery.
Image 170355   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 170354   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Knice: Hands are hard to draw.
 Staida: By Chris - Simpsons Artist, no doubt.
 funny in the wall: Male belly shirts are in. Finally!
Image 170353   03-29-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Image 170352 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by runny999. You have brought shame on us, runny999.
 redmonkey3: @hat thrab - HERESY! his atonement will be to follow up when Guardians Of Galaxy 2 releases... "Hateful 8" will separate humans from Things
 hat thrab: @redmonkey3 Big Trouble and Escape from New York started us off, but he committed the cardinal sin of not immediately following up with Escape from LA. YOU CAN'T JUST PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN :(
 redmonkey3: @hat thrab - friend throws fun parties! How was the festival / marathon ?
 hat thrab: @Side Boob @Peach My friend just had a Kurt Russell movie marathon at his place. The tag-line: "Come celebrate the objectively best actor in all film history."
 a robot: That's a nice looking kitty cat right there
 Side Boob: @Peach It's a shame they are remaking it
 Peach: @Side Boob I watched this movie for the first time last month. It was the best worst thing I've ever seen.
 scribbs: I'd pet that cat.
 Side Boob: Lo-Pan will be coming for this cat
Image 170351   03-29-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 piranharama: Deal with it. CRAAAWW!!
 Mad Collager: He crowed.
 Mad Collager: Nice Raven-Bans!
 Robespierre: Swifty Lazar glasses looking good
 scribbs: I shouldn't be surprised that a crow is cooler than me.
Image 170350   03-29-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Shay: Someone just purchased a bag Skittles at the Creighton University vending machine.
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Real funny, Mascot: #no f i l t e r
 dobbiesdoogs: oh, no, that's not what we mean by treasure! the true treasure isn't gold or material's knowledge! hey, what are you...aack someone help i'm being pummeled...
 Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino?
Image 170349   03-29-17   Uploaded by    conner
 redmonkey3: @kraven - took me a second... BRAVO!
 Mad Collager: Check out her jugs, er, I mean headlights, er, lanterns. Oh, never mind.
 kraven: "I call it, 'Magneto After Lowes.'"
 Scoo: It's called fashion, look it up
Image 170348   03-29-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
 AdaMan: Fuck off Jesus
 kraven: "Remember, Becky -- as long as you're giving it 10%, I've got your back."
 dobbiesdoogs: have you accepted jesus into your subscriptions?
Image 170347   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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