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193066  Catcat: I miss Japan...

193060  Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Well, sonic isn't yellow...

193062  Dr Awkward: Classic Matt

193065  tib gubb: there is something very large a-pooshin my gravel!

193060  Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...

193067  tib gubb: steal the pot, leave the rest.

193070  dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron [whinnies]

193067  WaffleIron: In 10 minutes the pot and sign will be stolen, and someone will have crashed into the fridge with their car.

193070  WaffleIron: On all levels except physical I like anime.

193073  WaffleIron: My bet is on #10

193036  marxist: I pay for internet access, but not for software.

193075  WaffleIron: People generally can't see what they don't want to believe.

193052  Jennerator: You're a dick, Plato

193053  WaffleIron: Stand still, stay silent version of marmaduke looking great!

193054  WaffleIron: Against the law in china, and just generally ignored everywhere else.

193059  Jennerator: Sumo Christ

193060  Jennerator: gotta ovulate fast

193066  Jennerator: black velvet everywhere

193051  dangerkeith3000: Hellboy 4

193059  dangerkeith3000: they were asking for this when they made a jesus doll.

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192989 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?

192922 a robot: @Noremak Rad for kitty rescue! You should name her Lady Floofybottom

192967 redmonkey3: @bug - toasted ? how about a sauce on that ?

192873 dangerous dave: If you don't mortally despise this show, it's probably because three or four hundred of your clisest friends haven't, individually and at various times, called you 'Sheldon'.

192847 Felicity: Thats it...a little more...a little more...perfect! Set it down here

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192898 Warrax: I'm half a taco that lives with an upside down cat and a bat. I'm in trouble.

193026 Cami: Racism! Can I join in?

192909 El hefe: She's visiting her own inner space

192852 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I was going to say $30ish, depending on the stripper quality



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Score:
738
 
 Teechur: This is my service dog. More of a porter, really. He carries my trunk.
 tokyopig: [eyes the beer in the background enviously] Wait, what? Baby elephant?
 Derp Herpigan: Boopf
Image 170241   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
140
 
 LurkedMoar: SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT
Image 170240   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
317
 
 Cami: Suddenly, leg.
 Teechur: That's not how you install a skylight.
 Skinr: This is A MAJOR AWARD
 Theta Zero: Red Rider leg lamps have expanded to ceiling fixtures.
Image 170239   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
233
 
 piranharama: @mrwiffler I think it's like Snake. It'll eat the little old lady and grow a little bit longer. And the killing spree and growing will continue until it crashes into itself.
 Zampano: Throw a tarp and water in the bed and have a "dog chasing it's own tail" pool party
 mrwiffler: Trying to imagine what happens when you turn the wheel...then my brain implodes.
 Teechur: That's an impressive turning radius. But how does it do on a straightaway?
 piranharama: "Clever girl..."
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm so rich, my car kisses its own butt
Image 170238   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
566
 
 mrwiffler: On the shoulders of giants.
 Teechur: I'm glad they've found a job that supports them. And others.
 Dr Awkward: Mmmmm... sweet sweet can.
 Peter Pantsless: Does it come in gummi form?
Image 170237   03-29-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
326
 
 Borkf: "Own, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
 eider: Have you tried gentle persuasion?
 Hyphae: @tokyopig this is geared more towards the planning-in-advance-to-put-things-in-eye crowd
 tokyopig: I hope there's some audio to this video because I can't read the instructions what with these things in my eye.
Image 170236   03-29-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
545
 
 Tacorleone: rad for this @Flarmie
 tib gubb: yikes
 Prostata: "Lube? You're soaking in it"
 Mr. Shine: Book of Mormon 2: The Mormoning
 Hyphae: @tokyopig "Well well, well. Well-well Well well-well. Well-well Well well well-well well" -Dim (possibility somewhat paraphrased)
 Himesama: Jehovah's witnesses trying new conversion tricks
 tokyopig: Long time is right, I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more either, Officer call me.
 Flarmie: HOW TO GET THINGS OUT OF YOUR EYE
 Theta Zero: Stop gurgling if you want me to let you go.
Image 170235   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
337
 
 rockkstar: @AutoDisaster hahah
 mrwiffler: Fuck say to love I
 Borkf: I say, love to fuck?
 DrinkMixMan: Say, I love to fuck!
 Theta Zero: But you aren't saying it. You wrote it.
 AutoDisaster: say to I, fuck love
Image 170234   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 Niels Bohr: I thought this was an island with a single house. It'd be nice.
 BavidDowie: "I think I've developed an addiction to chives"
 SomeCanadian: Don't treat me like potato!
 Prostata: this potato is too cute to eat!
 flyingBEARfish: Day 67: Honestly, who leaves a perfectly good baked potato on their bed for two months?!
 tokyopig: oops, guinea's out of the foil now.
Image 170233   03-29-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: "I am listening, Lord Honeywell, and I obey."
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WARM
 mrwiffler: Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhh.
 Borkf: How to make a hot dog.
 tokyopig: My dog think's there's a lady dog in the radiator--I think he's been watching too many David Lynch films.
 piranharama: Cook both sides, serve when golden brown.
 Skinr: stay toasty, pupper
Image 170232   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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