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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
738
 
 Teechur: This is my service dog. More of a porter, really. He carries my trunk.
 tokyopig: [eyes the beer in the background enviously] Wait, what? Baby elephant?
 Derp Herpigan: Boopf
Image 170241   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
140
 
 LurkedMoar: SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT
Image 170240   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
317
 
 Cami: Suddenly, leg.
 Teechur: That's not how you install a skylight.
 Skinr: This is A MAJOR AWARD
 Theta Zero: Red Rider leg lamps have expanded to ceiling fixtures.
Image 170239   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
233
 
 piranharama: @mrwiffler I think it's like Snake. It'll eat the little old lady and grow a little bit longer. And the killing spree and growing will continue until it crashes into itself.
 Zampano: Throw a tarp and water in the bed and have a "dog chasing it's own tail" pool party
 mrwiffler: Trying to imagine what happens when you turn the wheel...then my brain implodes.
 Teechur: That's an impressive turning radius. But how does it do on a straightaway?
 piranharama: "Clever girl..."
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm so rich, my car kisses its own butt
Image 170238   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
566
 
 mrwiffler: On the shoulders of giants.
 Teechur: I'm glad they've found a job that supports them. And others.
 Dr Awkward: Mmmmm... sweet sweet can.
 Peter Pantsless: Does it come in gummi form?
Image 170237   03-29-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
326
 
 Borkf: "Own, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
 eider: Have you tried gentle persuasion?
 Hyphae: @tokyopig this is geared more towards the planning-in-advance-to-put-things-in-eye crowd
 tokyopig: I hope there's some audio to this video because I can't read the instructions what with these things in my eye.
Image 170236   03-29-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
545
 
 Tacorleone: rad for this @Flarmie
 tib gubb: yikes
 Prostata: "Lube? You're soaking in it"
 Mr. Shine: Book of Mormon 2: The Mormoning
 Hyphae: @tokyopig "Well well, well. Well-well Well well-well. Well-well Well well well-well well" -Dim (possibility somewhat paraphrased)
 Himesama: Jehovah's witnesses trying new conversion tricks
 tokyopig: Long time is right, I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more either, Officer call me.
 Flarmie: HOW TO GET THINGS OUT OF YOUR EYE
 Theta Zero: Stop gurgling if you want me to let you go.
Image 170235   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
337
 
 rockkstar: @AutoDisaster hahah
 mrwiffler: Fuck say to love I
 Borkf: I say, love to fuck?
 DrinkMixMan: Say, I love to fuck!
 Theta Zero: But you aren't saying it. You wrote it.
 AutoDisaster: say to I, fuck love
Image 170234   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 Niels Bohr: I thought this was an island with a single house. It'd be nice.
 BavidDowie: "I think I've developed an addiction to chives"
 SomeCanadian: Don't treat me like potato!
 Prostata: this potato is too cute to eat!
 flyingBEARfish: Day 67: Honestly, who leaves a perfectly good baked potato on their bed for two months?!
 tokyopig: oops, guinea's out of the foil now.
Image 170233   03-29-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: "I am listening, Lord Honeywell, and I obey."
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WARM
 mrwiffler: Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhh.
 Borkf: How to make a hot dog.
 tokyopig: My dog think's there's a lady dog in the radiator--I think he's been watching too many David Lynch films.
 piranharama: Cook both sides, serve when golden brown.
 Skinr: stay toasty, pupper
Image 170232   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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