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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
357
 
 Borkf: "Own, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
 eider: Have you tried gentle persuasion?
 Hyphae: @tokyopig this is geared more towards the planning-in-advance-to-put-things-in-eye crowd
 tokyopig: I hope there's some audio to this video because I can't read the instructions what with these things in my eye.
Image 170236   03-29-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
576
 
 kate shutupton: Interesting crotch ass positioning
 Tacorleone: rad for this @Flarmie
 tib gubb: yikes
 Prostata: "Lube? You're soaking in it"
 Mr. Shine: Book of Mormon 2: The Mormoning
 Hyphae: @tokyopig "Well well, well. Well-well Well well-well. Well-well Well well well-well well" -Dim (possibility somewhat paraphrased)
 Himesama: Jehovah's witnesses trying new conversion tricks
 tokyopig: Long time is right, I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more either, Officer call me.
 Flarmie: HOW TO GET THINGS OUT OF YOUR EYE
 Theta Zero: Stop gurgling if you want me to let you go.
Image 170235   03-29-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
371
 
 rockkstar: @AutoDisaster hahah
 mrwiffler: Fuck say to love I
 Borkf: I say, love to fuck?
 DrinkMixMan: Say, I love to fuck!
 Theta Zero: But you aren't saying it. You wrote it.
 AutoDisaster: say to I, fuck love
Image 170234   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
507
 
 Niels Bohr: I thought this was an island with a single house. It'd be nice.
 BavidDowie: "I think I've developed an addiction to chives"
 SomeCanadian: Don't treat me like potato!
 Prostata: this potato is too cute to eat!
 flyingBEARfish: Day 67: Honestly, who leaves a perfectly good baked potato on their bed for two months?!
 tokyopig: oops, guinea's out of the foil now.
Image 170233   03-29-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
754
 
 SpaceCow: "I am listening, Lord Honeywell, and I obey."
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WARM
 mrwiffler: Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhh.
 Borkf: How to make a hot dog.
 tokyopig: My dog think's there's a lady dog in the radiator--I think he's been watching too many David Lynch films.
 piranharama: Cook both sides, serve when golden brown.
 Skinr: stay toasty, pupper
Image 170232   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
381
 
 werterland: nnoooOOOOOO ;---;
 SomeCanadian: But the delivery is frightful @Teechur
 fanny: @Spazstatic you love it and you know it :-)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Just in case you have a pile of cicada shells left over from your youth, here's something fun you can do with them :-D
 Spazstatic: Yeesh! @fanny upload? *Checks* yep...
 Teechur: Ma'am? Your kid has the worst lice infestation I've ever seen. I recommend replacement. It only takes 9 months.
 ch: that's horrordorable!
Image 170231   03-29-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
298
 
 enfanta: "No, I've got HIS tongue!"
 hearsegirl: tongue retractor broken
 KrazyKat: Nevermind how the cat got it, where does one get bacon by the yard?
 ignatz: Which way is that going?
 Kim: Silly putty
 Wet farts: What am I seeing here? Do I really want to know?
 tokyopig: You'll never get on a United airlines flight looking like that, but your cat and his uncooked bacon strip are still welcome to board.
Image 170230   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
119
 
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Image 170229   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
939
 
 BavidDowie: "Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em! I'll moildolize 'em!"
 Mr. Shine: Show me your war face!
 Ironass: Such angry, much grrr.
 Wet farts: Grrrr. Angery.
Image 170228   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
778
 
 boomboomboom: @Felicity Hold the CARATBL
 Sharkface: One HAP3KN, please
 RiderFan: Well, I tried to put in some Russian words but it did not take...
 RiderFan: Cat: .
 cenecia: Hi yes one small dead bird with a mouse on the side and some warm milk please.
 Sandor: ...and a crab juice, to go
Image 170227   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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