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268959  rockkstar: What a charming face! He looks like he wants to have fun!

268943  Darmstadtium: So it is not depression, i'm just feeling younger...

268948  Dr. Bathroom: Weird NJ!

268920  tib gubb: FAAAAAABULOUS

268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268550 tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. Sydney: 1706 points
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 9. wolfskin: 1658 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. MrBoffo: 1545 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. fisto: 1452 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
357
 
 Borkf: "Own, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
 eider: Have you tried gentle persuasion?
 Hyphae: @tokyopig this is geared more towards the planning-in-advance-to-put-things-in-eye crowd
 tokyopig: I hope there's some audio to this video because I can't read the instructions what with these things in my eye.
Image 170236   03-29-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
576
 
 kate shutupton: Interesting crotch ass positioning
 Tacorleone: rad for this @Flarmie
 tib gubb: yikes
 Prostata: "Lube? You're soaking in it"
 Mr. Shine: Book of Mormon 2: The Mormoning
 Hyphae: @tokyopig "Well well, well. Well-well Well well-well. Well-well Well well well-well well" -Dim (possibility somewhat paraphrased)
 Himesama: Jehovah's witnesses trying new conversion tricks
 tokyopig: Long time is right, I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more either, Officer call me.
 Flarmie: HOW TO GET THINGS OUT OF YOUR EYE
 Frank herbert: Stop gurgling if you want me to let you go.
Image 170235   03-29-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
371
 
 rockkstar: @AutoDisaster hahah
 mrwiffler: Fuck say to love I
 Borkf: I say, love to fuck?
 DrinkMixMan: Say, I love to fuck!
 Bad Dad: But you aren't saying it. You wrote it.
 AutoDisaster: say to I, fuck love
Image 170234   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
507
 
 Niels Bohr: I thought this was an island with a single house. It'd be nice.
 BavidDowie: "I think I've developed an addiction to chives"
 SomeCanadian: Don't treat me like potato!
 Prostata: this potato is too cute to eat!
 flyingBEARfish: Day 67: Honestly, who leaves a perfectly good baked potato on their bed for two months?!
 tokyopig: oops, guinea's out of the foil now.
Image 170233   03-29-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
754
 
 SpaceCow: "I am listening, Lord Honeywell, and I obey."
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WARM
 mrwiffler: Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhh.
 Borkf: How to make a hot dog.
 tokyopig: My dog think's there's a lady dog in the radiator--I think he's been watching too many David Lynch films.
 piranharama: Cook both sides, serve when golden brown.
 Skinr: stay toasty, pupper
Image 170232   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
381
 
 werterland: nnoooOOOOOO ;---;
 SomeCanadian: But the delivery is frightful @Teechur
 fanny: @Spazstatic you love it and you know it :-)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Just in case you have a pile of cicada shells left over from your youth, here's something fun you can do with them :-D
 Spazstatic: Yeesh! @fanny upload? *Checks* yep...
 Teechur: Ma'am? Your kid has the worst lice infestation I've ever seen. I recommend replacement. It only takes 9 months.
 ch: that's horrordorable!
Image 170231   03-29-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
298
 
 enfanta: "No, I've got HIS tongue!"
 hearsegirl: tongue retractor broken
 KrazyKat: Nevermind how the cat got it, where does one get bacon by the yard?
 turtled: Which way is that going?
 Kim: Silly putty
 Wet farts: What am I seeing here? Do I really want to know?
 tokyopig: You'll never get on a United airlines flight looking like that, but your cat and his uncooked bacon strip are still welcome to board.
Image 170230   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
119
 
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Image 170229   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
939
 
 BavidDowie: "Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em! I'll moildolize 'em!"
 Mr. Shine: Show me your war face!
 Ironass: Such angry, much grrr.
 Wet farts: Grrrr. Angery.
Image 170228   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
778
 
 boomboomboom: @Felicity Hold the CARATBL
 Sharkface: One HAP3KN, please
 RiderFan: Well, I tried to put in some Russian words but it did not take...
 RiderFan: Cat: .
 cenecia: Hi yes one small dead bird with a mouse on the side and some warm milk please.
 Sandor: ...and a crab juice, to go
Image 170227   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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