Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

205393  flying sheep: That's too bad. The ones I want to get rid of are all jolly banged up.

205383  Butcherboy: I kid you not

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
4. sparename
5. a robot
6. Air Biscuit
7. WaffleIron
8. Robespierre
9. Sadbot
10. piranharama



The top ten most commented-on images today:

205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bubbles uploaded 205302 (909 points)
Knice uploaded 205346 (887 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 204951 (871 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 205031 (804 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (796 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204977 (792 points)
ITS TAPE uploaded 204901 (791 points)
hanky uploaded 204967 (770 points)
drilldo uploaded 204985 (769 points)
Osiris uploaded 205183 (745 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 204980 (729 points)
whaleshark uploaded 204963 (722 points)
brutal uploaded 204991 (716 points)
Slickbrew uploaded 204923 (715 points)
chelseachels uploaded 205157 (707 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 9515 points
 2. Side Boob: 4560 points
 3. Gomi Day: 3450 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3312 points
 5. Warrax: 3137 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2946 points
 7. Robespierre: 2637 points
 8. Supermansbrother: 2338 points
 9. a robot: 2089 points
10. Yurishiro: 1914 points
11. PissedOff: 1590 points
12. Slickbrew: 1579 points
13. flushpuppy: 1544 points
14. nerdhulk: 1541 points
15. Shay: 1539 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: .aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 432
Registered users online in past hour: 2546

Average image score (last 24 hours): 280

Total number of comments: 1115898
Total number of images: 205373



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 93446
XP needed for green ranking: 39355
XP needed for yellow ranking: 12540

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
326
 
 Borkf: "Own, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
 eider: Have you tried gentle persuasion?
 Hyphae: @tokyopig this is geared more towards the planning-in-advance-to-put-things-in-eye crowd
 tokyopig: I hope there's some audio to this video because I can't read the instructions what with these things in my eye.
Image 170236   03-29-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
545
 
 Tacorleone: rad for this @Flarmie
 tib gubb: yikes
 Prostata: "Lube? You're soaking in it"
 Mr. Shine: Book of Mormon 2: The Mormoning
 Hyphae: @tokyopig "Well well, well. Well-well Well well-well. Well-well Well well well-well well" -Dim (possibility somewhat paraphrased)
 Himesama: Jehovah's witnesses trying new conversion tricks
 tokyopig: Long time is right, I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more either, Officer call me.
 Flarmie: HOW TO GET THINGS OUT OF YOUR EYE
 Theta Zero: Stop gurgling if you want me to let you go.
Image 170235   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
337
 
 rockkstar: @AutoDisaster hahah
 mrwiffler: Fuck say to love I
 Borkf: I say, love to fuck?
 DrinkMixMan: Say, I love to fuck!
 Theta Zero: But you aren't saying it. You wrote it.
 AutoDisaster: say to I, fuck love
Image 170234   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 Niels Bohr: I thought this was an island with a single house. It'd be nice.
 BavidDowie: "I think I've developed an addiction to chives"
 SomeCanadian: Don't treat me like potato!
 Prostata: this potato is too cute to eat!
 flyingBEARfish: Day 67: Honestly, who leaves a perfectly good baked potato on their bed for two months?!
 tokyopig: oops, guinea's out of the foil now.
Image 170233   03-29-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: "I am listening, Lord Honeywell, and I obey."
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WARM
 mrwiffler: Ohhhh Yeeeaaahhh.
 Borkf: How to make a hot dog.
 tokyopig: My dog think's there's a lady dog in the radiator--I think he's been watching too many David Lynch films.
 piranharama: Cook both sides, serve when golden brown.
 Skinr: stay toasty, pupper
Image 170232   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
348
 
 werterland: nnoooOOOOOO ;---;
 SomeCanadian: But the delivery is frightful @Teechur
 fanny: @Spazstatic you love it and you know it :-)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Just in case you have a pile of cicada shells left over from your youth, here's something fun you can do with them :-D
 Spazstatic: Yeesh! @fanny upload? *Checks* yep...
 Teechur: Ma'am? Your kid has the worst lice infestation I've ever seen. I recommend replacement. It only takes 9 months.
 ch: that's horrordorable!
Image 170231   03-29-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
264
 
 enfanta: "No, I've got HIS tongue!"
 hearsegirl: tongue retractor broken
 KrazyKat: Nevermind how the cat got it, where does one get bacon by the yard?
 ignatz: Which way is that going?
 Kim: Silly putty
 Wet farts: What am I seeing here? Do I really want to know?
 tokyopig: You'll never get on a United airlines flight looking like that, but your cat and his uncooked bacon strip are still welcome to board.
Image 170230   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
131
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 170229   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
904
 
 BavidDowie: "Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em! I'll moildolize 'em!"
 Mr. Shine: Show me your war face!
 Ironass: Such angry, much grrr.
 Wet farts: Grrrr. Angery.
Image 170228   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
743
 
 RiderFan: Well, I tried to put in some Russian words but it did not take...
 RiderFan: Cat: .
 cenecia: Hi yes one small dead bird with a mouse on the side and some warm milk please.
 Sandor: ...and a crab juice, to go
Image 170227   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Page 1 ... 3511 3512 3513 3514 3515 3516 3517 ... 20537 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.