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268578  sparename: "I do so hope that next 'New Daddy' is much nicer than this one!"

268579  ignatz: Yes a tic is probably smaller than ET

268580  ignatz: Black bars: so hot right now..

268552  Not A Bot: Shouldn't you skin it first?

268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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Score:
901
 
 tib gubb: crabbo is fabbo
 piranharama: Crad
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z Wait...is the crab's name "Nancy"?
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt and I'm pretty sure he's gonna fuck up any green, yellow, or God forbid, some red fool trying to post some lame ass photo of some kids getting high or drunk because 'man, that shit funny' like 'yeah? Oh I had to be there? Well I wasn't so..' *snip snip bleed cry*
 chhumphrey: I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain.
 Mr. Butt: @jaunty crab has been busy uploading and commenting.
Image 170098   03-28-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
335
 
 Rat-Butt: Dear God, please let that man have pants on. This is NOT a kitty porn site
 Supermansbrother: Create new account so you can Bad And Rad.
 Peter Pantsless: This melody is off the chain!
 funny in the wall: naked gun 2 did it better
 tib gubb: inside of the friendly spaceship HQ
 Bu7Z: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
 Meow: Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 170097   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
395
 
 Sadbot: @Amy Housewine "It looks like you choked, Joffery" holy crap, it must be fun to work on Sesame Street.
 Amy Housewine: @Mr. Butt Ha ha! I'd completely forgotten about that bit.
 Mr. Butt: @Amy Housewine And this: m.youtube.com/…
 Bu7Z: She is fucking hot. I don't know who that is on the right though.
 Amy Housewine: Well, there was this: youtube.com/…
 Albatross: The game of thrones/muppet crossover episode will be interesting
 Mr. Butt: I'd argue, but the uploader has a PhD.
Image 170096   03-28-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
350
 
 BavidDowie: look further south
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless Hah! good point
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall Or "someone" instead of "something"...don't judge me
 funny in the wall: it's because you used "that" instead of "who"
 Mr. Butt: OH MY GOD ARE YOU THE REAL OBAMA!!;!?
 Butcherboy: You and Freddy mercury
Image 170095   03-28-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
503
 
 Mad Collager: Return flight #227783
 InfiniteZero: Brow knitting champion
 wolfpupy: Donut Queen, 2017.
 Amy Housewine: Dognut.
 Bu7Z: Once I figure out how to fly this thing you're all fucked.
 Sandor: I found someone who will love me
Image 170094   03-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
173
 
 enfanta: I know I should bad this. There's nothing very interesting about it. But damn I love the mood and colors. Rad.
 Bu7Z: This just trips me right back to my dads photography. *bad votes* it's ok, he's dead now.
Image 170093   03-28-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
582
 
 DrinkMixMan: Yo dawg...
 CrookedCop: "Arf"(x5)
 tib gubb: best purchase ever
 Bu7Z: Sexual scans better. Roll with it.@Green Van
 Green Van: Godamn you autocorrect! It's Sequals not Sexual.
 Green Van: If this is the frightening new direction they'll be taking in "Cujos", the new sexual, then I applaud their decision.
 Green Van: It Begins...
 Bu7Z: Dogs! In, On and even under the car!
 thecraftywolf: why did the have to get snow in the car
 Peter Pantsless: I wonder if they like poofy white dogs
Image 170092   03-28-17   Uploaded by    spong bab
Score:
954
 
 luxbu: I have those same socks in purple
 Call Of Pooty: Where can I find me a cock whisperer?
 MabelSyrup: If I did this with my rooster, he'd gouge my eyes out. Then at least I have an excuse to kill the ornery bastard.
 tokyopig: Where's my blue footed booby? I have an idea for a shirt!
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt as any lady with an evolved dinosaur perched on her shoulder should!
 Warrax: You laugh, but it's the best way to hunt worms.
 Bu7Z: The term cock whisperer is thrown around a lot these days, however...
 piranharama: Fly my pretty!
 Mr. Butt: Also, this lady looks cool as hell.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Thanks for bumping an old upload above 300 points :D
 kinggheedra: If she's a hen whisperer, why is she so proficiently handling that rooster?
 Knice: Before things got weird. #61397
Image 170091   03-28-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
423
 
 edgarallendoh: It kind of looks like a fat guy bending over
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall No shit? You lucky bastard!
 funny in the wall: So Wilson Hall is behind the clouds. I was just there last Tuesday (it looks different from the ground)@Peter Pantsless @scribbs
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs @funny in the wall It's Fermilab. The smaller kinda-circle is the main injector ring and the large circle is the Tevatron (god, giant science machines have such cool names). Great photo
 scribbs: @funny in the wall Dunno; I was looking for images of particle interactions to upload and this was among the images returned by GIS. Sorry :-)
 funny in the wall: My initial thought was that this is Fermilab (which is also what Google thought) but I don't see Wilson hall and the rings should be roughtly the same size. Then I thought it was BNL but checking their map, I see that RHIC and AGS are not that close together. Too large to be APS ar Argonne or ALS at Lawrence Berkeley. Too small to be the LHC... Which lab is this, @scribbs?
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless "tell that to rick moranis!" From Mrs Bu7Z. ... ... Nah I don't get it either...
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless Thanks for SCIENCE! I usually talk about the moon being magically replaced by a black hole of the same mass... Tides the same etc...
 AceOfSpades: @Peter Pantsless dropping science AND taking a dig at Nickle Back... take my +es!
 Amy Housewine: Your cornet is mishapen.
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z I know you're joking, but I would like to take this opportunity to explain a few things about black holes that most people get wrong. Firstly, any black hole this thing could make would be microscopic and would evaporate almost instantly via Hawking radiation. Secondly, a black hole is not an infinite suck machine (that would be Nickleback). It has mass and has to play by the rules of gravity like anything else. So, for example, if the sun were magically replaced with a black hole of equal mass, the only thing that would happen is that the lights would go out. All the orbits would remain as they are. Well, and we'd be fried by radiation, but other than that...
 Bu7Z: I hear they could create a black hole that could destroy the world with one of these things... Kids these days...
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yes. A million rads for BIG DAMN SCIENCE
 Scoo: @jazzjunkie True - you can go fast enough to almost reach the speed of light, but not quite
 Bu7Z: Is this one of those atom smasher things kids are into these days?
 jazzjunkie: That's an oddly shaped racetrack. Doesn't seem like you'd be able to drive very fast at all...
Image 170090   03-28-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
875
 
 DrinkMixMan: Now race!
 kraven: Crutch? More like Clutch.
 Dan Tagonistic: If you've got a crutch to bear you might as well use it as a step ladder
 Bu7Z: "Between us we only have 3 legs, how can we see over the barrier?" "Correction, between us, we have FIVE legs!"
 Knice: Well, that's freakin' rad.
Image 170089   03-28-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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