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268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

268777  Felicity: I have lived among the humans

268797  White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.

268777  Felicity: They have urges in their areas

268779  Felicity: At least it's frosted. At least I hope that's frosting

268797  Amy Housewine: It's his neck that's long, dummy.

268796  ssignature: Fight me you long-ass bitch

268796  Prostata: FIGHT ME YOU LONG-ASS BITCH!

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
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 zodiacflash: Gonna need a truckload of baking soda to make that sub go up and down...
 Zampano: Robert Anton Wilson was a genius
 KrazyKat: Take this balloon so you can float up to your boss to hand in your resignation letter. You've just enlisted with h.m.s. yellow submarine. *sound of Jesus 4 piece brass band plays*
 Bast Relief: Just LSD things 3
Image 170078   03-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
303
 
 Noremak: Discussion thread of the week: When do you wear fingerless gloves?
 TurkeyVulture: I wear fingerless gloves when I'm typing in January and they've cut off the heat.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Noremak I can see you've got a good grip on when they come in handy
 Noremak: @SomeOtherCanadian I wear fingerless gloves at the shooting range and sometimes while lifting weights. They come in handy.
 Jak: @Bu7Z *No midriff shirts*... Got it!
 enfanta: Ew. Ew. Ew.
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward and while you're taking notes... A t shirt that covers your belly is a plus.
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward had a mate who explained why he wore gloves while on his motorbike thus: his mate "I hope your girlfriend loves you a lot" him "why?" His mate "because I don't love you enough to wipe your ass for you when you come off that thing with no gloves on..."
 Rembo Rompus: @SomeOtherCanadian I've never fall at speed, but when I don't wear gloves, my hands feel naked and it feels like I just fucking asking to get tossed onto the road
 Rocky XLVII: @SomeOtherCanadian I've never fall at speed, but when I don't wear gloves, my hands feel naked and it feels like I just fucking asking to get tossed onto the road
 flowers: @Bu7Z *taking notes: "female like hand flesh"
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Dr Awkward even when I wear them while I'm cycling they feel like a fashion accessory, I guess I don't fall enough
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward I don't know... The girls do love a guy with skin on his hands...
 GiveMePlus: @Dr Awkward *scraping
 Handyman: @Bu7Z in cycling, fingerless gloves help keep you from strapping the flesh off your palms down to the bone if you fall. But again, that's not helping with the ladies.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z depends on the job ;)
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z ... Ok so nothing in the romance department...
 Bu7Z: @SomeOtherCanadian Worksites that insist gloves are mandatory PPE, but you have intricate work to perform..?
 SomeOtherCanadian: When have fingerless gloves helped anyone accomplish anything?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice It's hard to describe desperation, but you know it when you smell it.
 Knice: I hope it's scratch-and-sniff.
Image 170077   03-28-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
313
 
 E. HONDA: "Watch out for snakes!"
 wolfpk: This sign should be outside the White House.
 Zampano: Pretty sweet they trained the venomous one to stay behind that sign
 Peach: "venomous reptiles"
 Mr. Butt: Hahahahahahahaha but this doesn't look like the RNC hahahahahahahaha please hire me John Oliver
 SomeCanadian: That's not a nice thing to put in front of your parents house.
 Bu7Z: Funny, doesn't look like australia...
Image 170076   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
369
 
 tib gubb: never forget
 shadebane: I love that carnival ride.
 SpaceCow: Unluckily for Martians, we have a dual alliance with the moons of Jupiter and Europa's forces swiftly turn the red planet, er, redder.
 Bu7Z: Nope. When aliens invade they won't bother entering the atmosphere. Or even the inner solar system really, just nudge a few Oort cloud objects in our direction and let gravity sort us out.
 chhumphrey: The Martians are coming with a giant magnifying glass!
Image 170075   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
174
 
 Rat-Butt: @Bu7Z and utters...sweet milk producing utters...
 Rat-Butt: @Bu7Z and utters...sweet milk producing utters...
 DrinkMixMan: *Cries* I don't like it.
 Peach: The brand furries trust.
 piranharama: I don't think taste is included here.
 Bu7Z: Real cows have curves
 chhumphrey: That anthropomorphic cow mascot is disturbing on many levels.
 Scoo: Stupid sexy cow
 a robot: This is among the most disturbing mascots of all time
 Knice: The animated cow in those commercials creeps me right the fuck-on out.
Image 170074   03-28-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
364
 
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian I learned a new bad word. I'm telling my mom.
 Meow: @ChubbyBuddy so THATS why my penis is gone
 ChubbyBuddy: you can erase anything if you rub hard enough
 SomeCanadian: I suppose the definition of *erase* is up for debate. I would say *smudge till your teacher decides it is not submittable and do it all over again you cunting blue demon*.
 sparename: * but only by abrading a hole in the page
Image 170073   03-28-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
415
 
 Cami: True but you're old and will be dead sooner....then it will be ME who wears the shirt...because I will only be 20% hotter than your corpse.
 duckybox: Could very well be.
 piranharama: 20% of zero is still zero.
 tib gubb: i can dig it
 kinggheedra: Accurate
 BavidDowie: menopause will do that
Image 170072   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
117
 
 Meow: They still have him doing commercials for Michigan Tourism as community service
 piranharama: *masculine grunting intensifies*
 Zampano: Tool the Coke Dealer Lightyear?
 Bu7Z: That's not thuggery, it's dealing, with style.
 Shay: Bad for Shaun King; guy's an ass clown.
Image 170071   03-28-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
181
 
 chhumphrey: The only valid part of this picture is the pipe.
 AverageJoe: timely...
 Scoo: As Irish as corned beef!
 sparename: Or Rick O'Shea - he keeps coming back
 sparename: Does he know Tesk O'Metro?
Image 170070   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
459
 
 froggyfresh: Well, hell; I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, got a cobra snake for a necktie.
 FatTigerWoods: Looks like an open and shut snake
 Gomi Day: Welcome to Arbco Industries!
 Scoo: Boop to enter
 BavidDowie: *hisses in parseltongue at door*
 a robot: We get it, you're a Slytherin
Image 170069   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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