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258357  grizzly: Yomp!

258413  Peter Pantsless: This is my kink

258391  Teechur: @kimjongun A heartbroken tofu yo

258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1769 points
12. nathan: 1723 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1686 points
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15. Solemn: 1640 points
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 zodiacflash: Gonna need a truckload of baking soda to make that sub go up and down...
 Zampano: Robert Anton Wilson was a genius
 KrazyKat: Take this balloon so you can float up to your boss to hand in your resignation letter. You've just enlisted with h.m.s. yellow submarine. *sound of Jesus 4 piece brass band plays*
 Bast Relief: Just LSD things 3
Image 170078   03-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Noremak: Discussion thread of the week: When do you wear fingerless gloves?
 TurkeyVulture: I wear fingerless gloves when I'm typing in January and they've cut off the heat.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Noremak I can see you've got a good grip on when they come in handy
 Noremak: @SomeOtherCanadian I wear fingerless gloves at the shooting range and sometimes while lifting weights. They come in handy.
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z *No midriff shirts*... Got it!
 enfanta: Ew. Ew. Ew.
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward and while you're taking notes... A t shirt that covers your belly is a plus.
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward had a mate who explained why he wore gloves while on his motorbike thus: his mate "I hope your girlfriend loves you a lot" him "why?" His mate "because I don't love you enough to wipe your ass for you when you come off that thing with no gloves on..."
 Dr Awkward: @SomeOtherCanadian I've never fall at speed, but when I don't wear gloves, my hands feel naked and it feels like I just fucking asking to get tossed onto the road
 Dr Awkward: @SomeOtherCanadian I've never fall at speed, but when I don't wear gloves, my hands feel naked and it feels like I just fucking asking to get tossed onto the road
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z *taking notes: "female like hand flesh"
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Dr Awkward even when I wear them while I'm cycling they feel like a fashion accessory, I guess I don't fall enough
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward I don't know... The girls do love a guy with skin on his hands...
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward *scraping
 Dr Awkward: @Bu7Z in cycling, fingerless gloves help keep you from strapping the flesh off your palms down to the bone if you fall. But again, that's not helping with the ladies.
 Niels Bohr: @Bu7Z depends on the job ;)
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z ... Ok so nothing in the romance department...
 Bu7Z: @SomeOtherCanadian Worksites that insist gloves are mandatory PPE, but you have intricate work to perform..?
 SomeOtherCanadian: When have fingerless gloves helped anyone accomplish anything?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice It's hard to describe desperation, but you know it when you smell it.
 Knice: I hope it's scratch-and-sniff.
Image 170077   03-28-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
 E. HONDA: "Watch out for snakes!"
 wolfpk: This sign should be outside the White House.
 Zampano: Pretty sweet they trained the venomous one to stay behind that sign
 Peach: "venomous reptiles"
 Mr. Butt: Hahahahahahahaha but this doesn't look like the RNC hahahahahahahaha please hire me John Oliver
 SomeCanadian: That's not a nice thing to put in front of your parents house.
 Bu7Z: Funny, doesn't look like australia...
Image 170076   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 tib gubb: never forget
 shadebane: I love that carnival ride.
 SpaceCow: Unluckily for Martians, we have a dual alliance with the moons of Jupiter and Europa's forces swiftly turn the red planet, er, redder.
 Bu7Z: Nope. When aliens invade they won't bother entering the atmosphere. Or even the inner solar system really, just nudge a few Oort cloud objects in our direction and let gravity sort us out.
 chhumphrey: The Martians are coming with a giant magnifying glass!
Image 170075   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Rat-Butt: @Bu7Z and utters...sweet milk producing utters...
 Rat-Butt: @Bu7Z and utters...sweet milk producing utters...
 DrinkMixMan: *Cries* I don't like it.
 Peach: The brand furries trust.
 piranharama: I don't think taste is included here.
 Bu7Z: Real cows have curves
 chhumphrey: That anthropomorphic cow mascot is disturbing on many levels.
 Scoo: Stupid sexy cow
 a robot: This is among the most disturbing mascots of all time
 Knice: The animated cow in those commercials creeps me right the fuck-on out.
Image 170074   03-28-17   Uploaded by    prius
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian I learned a new bad word. I'm telling my mom.
 Meow: @ChubbyBuddy so THATS why my penis is gone
 ChubbyBuddy: you can erase anything if you rub hard enough
 SomeCanadian: I suppose the definition of *erase* is up for debate. I would say *smudge till your teacher decides it is not submittable and do it all over again you cunting blue demon*.
 sparename: * but only by abrading a hole in the page
Image 170073   03-28-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
 Cami: True but you're old and will be dead sooner....then it will be ME who wears the shirt...because I will only be 20% hotter than your corpse.
 duckybox: Could very well be.
 piranharama: 20% of zero is still zero.
 tib gubb: i can dig it
 kinggheedra: Accurate
 BavidDowie: menopause will do that
Image 170072   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 Meow: They still have him doing commercials for Michigan Tourism as community service
 piranharama: *masculine grunting intensifies*
 Zampano: Tool the Coke Dealer Lightyear?
 Bu7Z: That's not thuggery, it's dealing, with style.
 Shay: Bad for Shaun King; guy's an ass clown.
Image 170071   03-28-17   Uploaded by    dorian
 chhumphrey: The only valid part of this picture is the pipe.
 AverageJoe: timely...
 Scoo: As Irish as corned beef!
 sparename: Or Rick O'Shea - he keeps coming back
 sparename: Does he know Tesk O'Metro?
Image 170070   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
 froggyfresh: Well, hell; I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, got a cobra snake for a necktie.
 FatTigerWoods: Looks like an open and shut snake
 Gomi Day: Welcome to Arbco Industries!
 Scoo: Boop to enter
 BavidDowie: *hisses in parseltongue at door*
 a robot: We get it, you're a Slytherin
Image 170069   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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