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268634  FabricMan: I heard an interview recently where Steve Martin says he still has the costume

268624  fanny: goddamnit people

268621  Prostata: finally an optical illusion I can really get behind

268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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Score:
415
 
 Cami: True but you're old and will be dead sooner....then it will be ME who wears the shirt...because I will only be 20% hotter than your corpse.
 duckybox: Could very well be.
 piranharama: 20% of zero is still zero.
 tib gubb: i can dig it
 kinggheedra: Accurate
 BavidDowie: menopause will do that
Image 170072   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
117
 
 Meow: They still have him doing commercials for Michigan Tourism as community service
 piranharama: *masculine grunting intensifies*
 Zampano: Tool the Coke Dealer Lightyear?
 Bu7Z: That's not thuggery, it's dealing, with style.
 Shay: Bad for Shaun King; guy's an ass clown.
Image 170071   03-28-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
181
 
 chhumphrey: The only valid part of this picture is the pipe.
 AverageJoe: timely...
 Scoo: As Irish as corned beef!
 sparename: Or Rick O'Shea - he keeps coming back
 sparename: Does he know Tesk O'Metro?
Image 170070   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
459
 
 froggyfresh: Well, hell; I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, got a cobra snake for a necktie.
 FatTigerWoods: Looks like an open and shut snake
 Gomi Day: Welcome to Arbco Industries!
 Scoo: Boop to enter
 BavidDowie: *hisses in parseltongue at door*
 a robot: We get it, you're a Slytherin
Image 170069   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
217
 
 Green Van: Seriously, go googleup Sam Simmons. He does a bit on bread shoes.
 pirate: I seem to recall reading that Bill Waterson drew feet / shoes in Calvin and Hobbes modeled after the feet in Peanuts, and he said that both reminded him of loaves of bread.
 edgarallendoh: @Borkf The Italians have another expression for cleaning your plate with a bread roll: "fare la scarpetta" = to make the little shoe
 winwolf: Feet look toasty.
 Borkf: *Did You Know* Ciabatta was invented in 1982 and means "slipper".
 Mr. Skeltal: sigh- Nice loafers
Image 170068   03-28-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
661
 
 ShamWOW: @Knice uh huh
 DerMantis: I tried to warn her that catnip was a gateway drug...
 enfanta: His eyes are black. Like a doll's eyes...
 Green Van: No! That cat is filled with the Xfiles black oils
 Bu7Z: He'll run you through with a rapier any second now...
 Knice: Don't look right at it; it'll take your soul.
Image 170067   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
165
 
 Gomi Day: store.steampowered.com/app/286380/ in shoe form!
 Handyman: @El Barto Every piece of IKEA furniture represents a micro midlife crisis. There should be a warning, "not intended for spousal cooperation. May result in serious injury or divorce."
 Bast Relief: @El Barto Is over thinking it. Just turn your ball cap backwards, hop on your skateboard, and ride, dude.
 El Barto: Connect section 1 of blue strap to section 1 of pink strap. Connect section 4 of blue strap to section 1 of yellow strap. And section 5 of blue strap to section 1 of green strap. Section 3 of yellow strap and section 3 of green strap must connect to section 6 and 7 of blue strap and be folded over themselves to allow section 5 of yellow and green straps to reconnect with section 1 of their respective straps. Fuck you Ikea. You shit heads. I just wanted some fucking sandles. Not a mid-life crisis!
Image 170066   03-28-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
446
 
 Bu7Z: @El Barto I actually had a dog that looked like that. People would be like 'what is that?'
 El Barto: Cute dog.
Image 170065   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
215
 
 Lemonator: P-I-Z-Z-A
 E. HONDA: What's the Gini coefficient for pizza distribution among third graders
 Green Van: Make it rise like a souffle. Whipped cream? Put it on the pizza!
 burritos: @San DoDo Da (Lincoln Elementary School) Bears.
 djublonskopf: @Zukero One of the many pizzas she'd already eaten.
 San DoDo: Maddie: right before her 3rd heart attack, age 9
 Zukero: Where does that slice came from ?
Image 170064   03-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
207
 
 Rat-Butt: OH, gravy
 Meow: They have dating sites for every fetish these days
 El Barto: @tokyopig Unfortunately your family realised months ago.
 kinggheedra: I'd rather GO to a shrek wedding if it meant i never had to see another japanese dude get married in an SS uniform
 Knice: "I do, Little Donkey. I do."
 tokyopig: The moral of shrek: as soon as you get married, your beloved is revealed to be an ogre same as you.
Image 170063   03-28-17   Uploaded by    westerner
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