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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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 Green Van: Seriously, go googleup Sam Simmons. He does a bit on bread shoes.
 Dr Awkward: I seem to recall reading that Bill Waterson drew feet / shoes in Calvin and Hobbes modeled after the feet in Peanuts, and he said that both reminded him of loaves of bread.
 ignatz: @Borkf The Italians have another expression for cleaning your plate with a bread roll: "fare la scarpetta" = to make the little shoe
 winwolf: Feet look toasty.
 Borkf: *Did You Know* Ciabatta was invented in 1982 and means "slipper".
 ignatz: sigh- Nice loafers
Image 170068   03-28-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
661
 
 ShamWOW: @Knice uh huh
 DerMantis: I tried to warn her that catnip was a gateway drug...
 enfanta: His eyes are black. Like a doll's eyes...
 Green Van: No! That cat is filled with the Xfiles black oils
 Bu7Z: He'll run you through with a rapier any second now...
 Knice: Don't look right at it; it'll take your soul.
Image 170067   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
165
 
 Gomi Day: store.steampowered.com/app/286380/ in shoe form!
 Dr Awkward: @El Barto Every piece of IKEA furniture represents a micro midlife crisis. There should be a warning, "not intended for spousal cooperation. May result in serious injury or divorce."
 Bast Relief: @El Barto Is over thinking it. Just turn your ball cap backwards, hop on your skateboard, and ride, dude.
 El Barto: Connect section 1 of blue strap to section 1 of pink strap. Connect section 4 of blue strap to section 1 of yellow strap. And section 5 of blue strap to section 1 of green strap. Section 3 of yellow strap and section 3 of green strap must connect to section 6 and 7 of blue strap and be folded over themselves to allow section 5 of yellow and green straps to reconnect with section 1 of their respective straps. Fuck you Ikea. You shit heads. I just wanted some fucking sandles. Not a mid-life crisis!
Image 170066   03-28-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
446
 
 Bu7Z: @El Barto I actually had a dog that looked like that. People would be like 'what is that?'
 El Barto: Cute dog.
Image 170065   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
215
 
 Lemonator: P-I-Z-Z-A
 E. HONDA: What's the Gini coefficient for pizza distribution among third graders
 Green Van: Make it rise like a souffle. Whipped cream? Put it on the pizza!
 Dr Awkward: @San DoDo Da (Lincoln Elementary School) Bears.
 djublonskopf: @Zukero One of the many pizzas she'd already eaten.
 San DoDo: Maddie: right before her 3rd heart attack, age 9
 Zukero: Where does that slice came from ?
Image 170064   03-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
207
 
 Rat-Butt: OH, gravy
 Meow: They have dating sites for every fetish these days
 El Barto: @tokyopig Unfortunately your family realised months ago.
 kinggheedra: I'd rather GO to a shrek wedding if it meant i never had to see another japanese dude get married in an SS uniform
 Knice: "I do, Little Donkey. I do."
 tokyopig: The moral of shrek: as soon as you get married, your beloved is revealed to be an ogre same as you.
Image 170063   03-28-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Image 170062 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. Boo, waffles.
Score:
254
 
 majorchamp: I miss that hairstyle
 manlyman: STOP SHIZZLING ME!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Choking my friends is my business.
 guest: Thinkin of a master plan / cause ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand / So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent / I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold?
 Sheikhjahbooty: Be careful. Wearing too many gold chains can cause you to over-gold.
Image 170061   03-28-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: Eh, but is it art?
 Scoo: Fine Kristall Fucker is my dancing name
 Bu7Z: Bitte entusch mich nicht!
 Knice: Heheh, 'Kristall.'
Image 170060   03-28-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
139
 
 SpaceCow: I too, placed a random organ in my last car before it was sold.
 Scoo: @AverageJoe He's been Crumple-zoned
 AverageJoe: but hooch mobile only liked him as a friend
Image 170059   03-28-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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