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238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

238296  tib gubb: "see! 100% not racist!"

238226  Entertainmentalist: It just works, no matter how you look at it, a match made in heaven.

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 Green Van: Seriously, go googleup Sam Simmons. He does a bit on bread shoes.
 Dr Awkward: I seem to recall reading that Bill Waterson drew feet / shoes in Calvin and Hobbes modeled after the feet in Peanuts, and he said that both reminded him of loaves of bread.
 ignatz: @Borkf The Italians have another expression for cleaning your plate with a bread roll: "fare la scarpetta" = to make the little shoe
 winwolf: Feet look toasty.
 Borkf: *Did You Know* Ciabatta was invented in 1982 and means "slipper".
 ignatz: sigh- Nice loafers
Image 170068   03-28-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 ShamWOW: @Knice uh huh
 Robespierre: I tried to warn her that catnip was a gateway drug...
 enfanta: His eyes are black. Like a doll's eyes...
 Green Van: No! That cat is filled with the Xfiles black oils
 Bu7Z: He'll run you through with a rapier any second now...
 Knice: Don't look right at it; it'll take your soul.
Image 170067   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
 Gomi Day: in shoe form!
 Dr Awkward: @El Barto Every piece of IKEA furniture represents a micro midlife crisis. There should be a warning, "not intended for spousal cooperation. May result in serious injury or divorce."
 Bast Relief: @El Barto Is over thinking it. Just turn your ball cap backwards, hop on your skateboard, and ride, dude.
 El Barto: Connect section 1 of blue strap to section 1 of pink strap. Connect section 4 of blue strap to section 1 of yellow strap. And section 5 of blue strap to section 1 of green strap. Section 3 of yellow strap and section 3 of green strap must connect to section 6 and 7 of blue strap and be folded over themselves to allow section 5 of yellow and green straps to reconnect with section 1 of their respective straps. Fuck you Ikea. You shit heads. I just wanted some fucking sandles. Not a mid-life crisis!
Image 170066   03-28-17   Uploaded by    vape station
 Bu7Z: @El Barto I actually had a dog that looked like that. People would be like 'what is that?'
 El Barto: Cute dog.
Image 170065   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
 E. HONDA: What's the Gini coefficient for pizza distribution among third graders
 Green Van: Make it rise like a souffle. Whipped cream? Put it on the pizza!
 Dr Awkward: @San DoDo Da (Lincoln Elementary School) Bears.
 djublonskopf: @Zukero One of the many pizzas she'd already eaten.
 San DoDo: Maddie: right before her 3rd heart attack, age 9
 Zukero: Where does that slice came from ?
Image 170064   03-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Rat-Butt: OH, gravy
 Meow: They have dating sites for every fetish these days
 El Barto: @tokyopig Unfortunately your family realised months ago.
 kinggheedra: I'd rather GO to a shrek wedding if it meant i never had to see another japanese dude get married in an SS uniform
 Knice: "I do, Little Donkey. I do."
 tokyopig: The moral of shrek: as soon as you get married, your beloved is revealed to be an ogre same as you.
Image 170063   03-28-17   Uploaded by    westerner
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 Robespierre: STOP SHIZZLING ME!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Choking my friends is my business.
 guest: Thinkin of a master plan / cause ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand / So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent / I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
 Side Boob: How does he go to the bathroom with all that gold?
 Sheikhjahbooty: Be careful. Wearing too many gold chains can cause you to over-gold.
Image 170061   03-28-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 SomeCanadian: Eh, but is it art?
 Scoo: Fine Kristall Fucker is my dancing name
 Bu7Z: Bitte entusch mich nicht!
 Knice: Heheh, 'Kristall.'
Image 170060   03-28-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 SpaceCow: I too, placed a random organ in my last car before it was sold.
 Scoo: @AverageJoe He's been Crumple-zoned
 AverageJoe: but hooch mobile only liked him as a friend
Image 170059   03-28-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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