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258357  grizzly: Yomp!

258413  Peter Pantsless: This is my kink

258391  Teechur: @kimjongun A heartbroken tofu yo

258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Knice
7. Side Boob
8. Shay
9. Solemn
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (838 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (831 points)
Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (772 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (764 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (755 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)


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 2. Warrax: 3322 points
 3. Side Boob: 3012 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2509 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
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 9. logan: 1842 points
10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1769 points
12. nathan: 1723 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1686 points
14. cran vodka: 1684 points
15. Solemn: 1640 points
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 BavidDowie: the guy she told you not to worry about
 Bagels: That's not how you ride a horse doggo
Image 170048   03-28-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
305
 
 myrealname: Fake. The lettering is clearly a font
 Scoo: You cast subtlety; it's not very effective
 Niels Bohr: He he "pound package" he he
 a robot: They all look like radioactive mutants
 Borkf: @Theta Zero They're circumcised.
 DrinkMixMan: This joke is beneath Jughead
 tib gubb: veronica is acting strangely
 tokyopig: Jughead looks pretty nonplussed.
 Theta Zero: Gee Jug, how come your mom lets you have two wieners in your mouth?
Image 170047   03-28-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
710
 
 hearsegirl: jendays and doggos!!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Little Rascals 2017
 Teechur: I see a stove on somebody's porch, I rad.
 jazzjunkie: I see birds, I rad!
 enfanta: They all look so happy!
 AverageJoe: I'm a simple man: I see a dog, I rad
Image 170046   03-28-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
149
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 170045   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
575
 
 BavidDowie: *raor*
Image 170044   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
243
 
 Theimposter: @Dr Akward: Mine is equally stupid, but lacks bear. Failure.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig I am lucky enough to say that I work in a similar environment, and the stupid is dialed down quite a bit.
 a robot: This was a thing that happened: in an online contest, the Walmart store that got the most likes on Facebook would win a Pitbull concert, so naturally the internet picked what they thought was the silliest one: Kodiak, Alaska (population 6,000). I mean we all know Pitbull sucks, but to his credit he did end up going and was nice to everyone and did a concert and stuff
 Borkf: Hey lady! Watch out for that bear!
 tokyopig: Unfortunately, even in a workplace full of phds and masters degrees, this feeling of hopeless stupidity is the same. The job quality is astronomically better, but everyone is still stupid.
 AverageJoe: I would love to have a lot of things, but the world doesn't want me to be happy
 dobbiesdoogs: soon regretted by all parties involved
Image 170043   03-28-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
54
 
 Rat-Butt: Adult Coloring book for wizards
Image 170042   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
209
 
 Scoo: You had one job!
 BavidDowie: @DrinkMixMan freaky man-baby!
 DrinkMixMan: Crustin' makes me feel good!
 AverageJoe: ugh, grape...
 Fancy Clown: My god America. What has become if you?
 Flarmie: Welcome to Trump's America.
 square44: @Sadbot man that would be nife to have
 Sadbot: If only there were some thousands-of-years-old invention that could rid me of this troublesome crust! Some sort of brilliant cutting machine, perhaps?
 square44: I will never not be amazed that this is a real product
 dobbiesdoogs: you lied to me smuckers
Image 170041   03-28-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Image 170040 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Spray Tan. You have brought shame on us, Spray Tan.
Score:
377
 
 DrinkMixMan: This asshole again
 Peach: @enfanta How dare you. Opposite.
 enfanta: Always bad Garfield.
Image 170039   03-28-17   Uploaded by    obboma
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