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268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
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15. amputator: 1421 points
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 BavidDowie: the guy she told you not to worry about
 Bagels: That's not how you ride a horse doggo
Image 170048   03-28-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
305
 
 myrealname: Fake. The lettering is clearly a font
 Scoo: You cast subtlety; it's not very effective
 Niels Bohr: He he "pound package" he he
 a robot: They all look like radioactive mutants
 Borkf: @Theta Zero They're circumcised.
 DrinkMixMan: This joke is beneath Jughead
 tib gubb: veronica is acting strangely
 tokyopig: Jughead looks pretty nonplussed.
 ashton: Gee Jug, how come your mom lets you have two wieners in your mouth?
Image 170047   03-28-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
710
 
 hearsegirl: jendays and doggos!!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Little Rascals 2017
 Teechur: I see a stove on somebody's porch, I rad.
 jazzjunkie: I see birds, I rad!
 enfanta: They all look so happy!
 AverageJoe: I'm a simple man: I see a dog, I rad
Image 170046   03-28-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
149
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 170045   03-28-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
575
 
 BavidDowie: *raor*
Image 170044   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
243
 
 Theimposter: @Dr Akward: Mine is equally stupid, but lacks bear. Failure.
 craftjunk: @tokyopig I am lucky enough to say that I work in a similar environment, and the stupid is dialed down quite a bit.
 a robot: This was a thing that happened: in an online contest, the Walmart store that got the most likes on Facebook would win a Pitbull concert, so naturally the internet picked what they thought was the silliest one: Kodiak, Alaska (population 6,000). I mean we all know Pitbull sucks, but to his credit he did end up going and was nice to everyone and did a concert and stuff
 Borkf: Hey lady! Watch out for that bear!
 tokyopig: Unfortunately, even in a workplace full of phds and masters degrees, this feeling of hopeless stupidity is the same. The job quality is astronomically better, but everyone is still stupid.
 AverageJoe: I would love to have a lot of things, but the world doesn't want me to be happy
 dobbiesdoogs: soon regretted by all parties involved
Image 170043   03-28-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
54
 
 Rat-Butt: Adult Coloring book for wizards
Image 170042   03-28-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
209
 
 Scoo: You had one job!
 BavidDowie: @DrinkMixMan freaky man-baby!
 DrinkMixMan: Crustin' makes me feel good!
 AverageJoe: ugh, grape...
 Fancy Clown: My god America. What has become if you?
 Flarmie: Welcome to Trump's America.
 square44: @Sadbot man that would be nife to have
 Sadbot: If only there were some thousands-of-years-old invention that could rid me of this troublesome crust! Some sort of brilliant cutting machine, perhaps?
 square44: I will never not be amazed that this is a real product
 dobbiesdoogs: you lied to me smuckers
Image 170041   03-28-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Image 170040 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Spray Tan. Your image was bad, Spray Tan.
Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: This asshole again
 Peach: @enfanta How dare you. Opposite.
 enfanta: Always bad Garfield.
Image 170039   03-28-17   Uploaded by    obboma
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