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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.



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Score:
223
 
 Colligs: Pilot seeking long lost bro' #169777
 Winterneuro: @Skinr Pilot would be the man on rights issues, bee-yach!
 Mominous: I miss Farscape
 Pudding: glub
 Skinr: our President's latest Cabinet appointee on human rights issues
 antipatterns: thank you Jim Henson
Image 169956   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Colligs
Score:
177
 
 Telkwa: Cross-training for the team synchronized swimming event is seriously tough.
 Hosebag: They just test flushed 5,000 toilets simultaneously.
 Dr Awkward: @FabricMan Steeplechase!
 FabricMan: Is this triathlon?
Image 169955   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
171
 
 Telkwa: Ikea fan-zine certainly captures the mood.
 Uncle Phil: Meatwad likes it
Image 169954   03-27-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
728
 
 fanny: @Robespierre I loved that sink!! but as you can see one of the handles needed to be replaced, I couldn't find a part to fix it that cost less than $150... we actually needed to replace the whole sink it had issues, but we kept it alive for as long as possible :(
 Robespierre: We had one of those ancient Crane sinks in our house when I was growing up - and our cats loved lying in it on hot days
 Bast Relief: I guess I'll just swallow this toothpaste in my mouth.
 fanny: @a robot Famous is our other cat... and a stray my son named Phonecall lives with us from time to time
 fanny: @Knice haha i'll do the dish!! Eggs is way to bitey... the cute ones always are!
 Teechur: @fanny Might have scared the crap out of Eggs when you turned the faucet on, too!
 Wooden Spoon: The Lynx in your sinks.
 a robot: @fanny "Eggs" is a pretty hilarious name for a cat
 Knice: @fanny Now do the cat in the sink. :-D
 Dr Awkward: Hello Eggs!
 fanny: This is Eggs. Scared the crap out of me one night when i went into the dark bathroom in the middle of the night to get a drink.
Image 169953   03-27-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
242
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Poor Eggs :(
 Warrax: All about those lawn jockeys.
 Hosebag: You two sissies give me that fruity-whip or I'll kick your asses.
 KingTrebek: Todd is so cool...
 a robot: What a weird combination of images with the one above
 WaffleIron: I bet they're even going to steal a tree!
Image 169952   03-27-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
601
 
 Robespierre: Go for Baroque.
 Bast Relief: Eat the rich.
 apoxia: Now that's ostentatious
 Mr. Shine: This looks like the car from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
 Wooden Spoon: The car from "The League of Extraordinary Gentleman"
 Teechur: If it's in the yard, it should be up on blocks and be partially covered with a tattered tarp. At least I think that's what it says in our homeowners association handbook.
 tritium: It's called style. Look it up.
Image 169951   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
312
 
 BFH: Why I have trust issues
 Hosebag: Et tu? Broccoli?
 Side Boob: A cruel ruse indeed
 Dr. Bathroom: Vile weed!
 Teechur: Tollhouse Brocclautrec
 Dr Awkward: More like Troll House, amirite?!
Image 169950   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
645
 
 SpaceCow: You haven't lived until you've ollied over a line of redcoats.
 Hosebag: He's frowning because he ate broccoli.
 Pudding: history is rad yo
 Teechur: If your skating inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a skater.
 grizzly: @a robot John Quincy Radams.
 Dr Awkward: My skate park name was "Mutton Chops"
 a robot: John Quincy Adams had the mad skillz
Image 169949   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
238
 
 Micro Jackson: Do you have something smaller?
 Teechur: When they were passing out self-respect, I thought they said, "self-inspect" and I said, "Ewww gross!" and I ran and hid.
 Knice: Boxhorn.
 WaffleIron: Hey that's mine! I lost that years ago! GIVE IT BACK!
Image 169948   03-27-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
602
 
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur ha, you're so right.
 KingTrebek: I wish I could tweet in my sleep too
 Teechur: All sleep and no school makes wolf pupy an orthographic fool.
 a robot: Ok.
Image 169947   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
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