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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
338
 
 Hosebag: Nailed it!
 Winterneuro: Je-Hulk
 Xeno: The Cruciflexion!
 Dr Awkward: And when there was I only one set of footprints, Jesus was at the gym doing leg day, because Jesus doesn't skip leg day.
 Dick Inspector: Illustration for Dream of the Rood.
 tokyopig: Caucasian Jesus shaves. Wait no he waxes. Sorry folks no pun here, move along.
 petepuma: Jesus Christ he's ripped
 itskando: He said Bro, do you even LIFT?! And then he rose into the sky.
 a sedated moose: Keep the Sabbath swole-y.
 addend: Cross-Fit.
Image 169866   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
381
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Borkf Only in American English...
 Mr. Butt: [Samurai Jack voice] You will be avenged, my brothers.
 addend: Don't buy it if it's ripe... You'll know which ones they are.
 Knice: Shop up a 71-gallon box o' butts.
 Borkf: Username/upload combo on point.
Image 169865   03-27-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
249
 
 Eleftheros: @tokyopig I ain't in a Rush.
 tokyopig: Well that's well before 2112, the current year of this 2112 time attack.
Image 169864   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
636
 
 Bill Rye: "Hey its me! The cat!"
 Mad Collager: The bookkeeper asked about that business entertainment line, "beautiful people", and this popped up in the explanations.
 Theta Zero: I hate popup ads.
 tokyopig: Some sort of application for a bank account.
Image 169863   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
197
 
 Winterneuro: Isn't this every day in LA?
 chhumphrey: That point in time when you say, "screw it, I'll walk."
 Dr Awkward: Palmdale? No, you can't get there from here.
 Teechur: Accident pron.
Image 169862   03-27-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
340
 
 a robot: This is...um....hmmm. Wow.
 tokyopig: Now I understand why DC keeps making shitty movies--they thrive on the abuse! [Suddenly feels dirty for making fun of any of their recent disasters and vows to just ignore them from now on]
Image 169861   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
266
 
 tokyopig: @Mr. Butt new money be damned, he has his tie tucked into his shirt and his shirt is tucked halfways into his pants. That's like, just-finished bending-it-wear!
 Mr. Butt: @tokyopig Don't make fun of the nouveau riche, my boy. They're trying their best. [Lights cigar with fistful of $100 bills]
 addend: Bosh & Pecks.
 tokyopig: Really draws attention to how badly dressed they both are.
Image 169860   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
522
 
 Teechur: Wrong neighborhood.
Image 169859   03-27-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
733
 
 dragon horn: The good kind of Christmas cake, with the extra-sweetened fruit chunks
 FireBreathingMarmot: Oh I guess he *can* changes his spots. I stand corrected.
 Hosebag: I think this cat dyed.
 Hosebag: @enfanta Snozzberrie? Who's ever heard of a snozzberrie!
 wolfpk: Damn kids, I can'tell even take a nap.
 SpaceCow: The Crazy Quilt's new sidekick.
 Dr Awkward: This pleases me.
 Jeannie C: @addend You bet! It looks great on the cat.
 addend: People who dye their pets are going to ask for /this/ now. :(
 enfanta: The vet stole my snozzberries!
Image 169858   03-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
748
 
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 Bill Rye: SIGH he's behind me, isn't he?
 Prostata: Rita and Runt
 chhumphrey: @Borkf But he just wants to play!
 Borkf: Revenge in 3...2...1...
Image 169857   03-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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