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273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

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1. tib gubb
2. Air Biscuit
3. addend
4. Side Boob
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
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9. Teechur
10. Dr Awkward



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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
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frenk uploaded 272924 (828 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (717 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2848 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2657 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. grizzly: 1772 points
 9. Snow Plow: 1732 points
10. skunkrocker: 1585 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1569 points
12. Mexico: 1557 points
13. Shay: 1554 points
14. Never AFK: 1514 points
15. Clim Tinties: 1477 points
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Score:
338
 
 Hosebag: Nailed it!
 Winterneuro: Je-Hulk
 Xeno: The Cruciflexion!
 meh: And when there was I only one set of footprints, Jesus was at the gym doing leg day, because Jesus doesn't skip leg day.
 Dick Inspector: Illustration for Dream of the Rood.
 tokyopig: Caucasian Jesus shaves. Wait no he waxes. Sorry folks no pun here, move along.
 petepuma: Jesus Christ he's ripped
 itskando: He said Bro, do you even LIFT?! And then he rose into the sky.
 a sedated moose: Keep the Sabbath swole-y.
 addend: Cross-Fit.
Image 169866   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
381
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Borkf Only in American English...
 Mr. Butt: [Samurai Jack voice] You will be avenged, my brothers.
 addend: Don't buy it if it's ripe... You'll know which ones they are.
 Knice: Shop up a 71-gallon box o' butts.
 Borkf: Username/upload combo on point.
Image 169865   03-27-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
249
 
 Eleftheros: @tokyopig I ain't in a Rush.
 tokyopig: Well that's well before 2112, the current year of this 2112 time attack.
Image 169864   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
636
 
 Bill Rye: "Hey its me! The cat!"
 Mad Collager: The bookkeeper asked about that business entertainment line, "beautiful people", and this popped up in the explanations.
 Sydney: I hate popup ads.
 tokyopig: Some sort of application for a bank account.
Image 169863   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
197
 
 Winterneuro: Isn't this every day in LA?
 chhumphrey: That point in time when you say, "screw it, I'll walk."
 Magic Bullets: Palmdale? No, you can't get there from here.
 Teechur: Accident pron.
Image 169862   03-27-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
340
 
 a robot: This is...um....hmmm. Wow.
 tokyopig: Now I understand why DC keeps making shitty movies--they thrive on the abuse! [Suddenly feels dirty for making fun of any of their recent disasters and vows to just ignore them from now on]
Image 169861   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
266
 
 tokyopig: @Mr. Butt new money be damned, he has his tie tucked into his shirt and his shirt is tucked halfways into his pants. That's like, just-finished bending-it-wear!
 Mr. Butt: @tokyopig Don't make fun of the nouveau riche, my boy. They're trying their best. [Lights cigar with fistful of $100 bills]
 addend: Bosh & Pecks.
 tokyopig: Really draws attention to how badly dressed they both are.
Image 169860   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
522
 
 Teechur: Wrong neighborhood.
Image 169859   03-27-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
733
 
 dragon horn: The good kind of Christmas cake, with the extra-sweetened fruit chunks
 FireBreathingMarmot: Oh I guess he *can* changes his spots. I stand corrected.
 Hosebag: I think this cat dyed.
 Hosebag: @enfanta Snozzberrie? Who's ever heard of a snozzberrie!
 wolfpk: Damn kids, I can'tell even take a nap.
 SpaceCow: The Crazy Quilt's new sidekick.
 Gentleman: This pleases me.
 Jeannie C: @addend You bet! It looks great on the cat.
 addend: People who dye their pets are going to ask for /this/ now. :(
 enfanta: The vet stole my snozzberries!
Image 169858   03-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
748
 
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 Bill Rye: SIGH he's behind me, isn't he?
 Prostata: Rita and Runt
 chhumphrey: @Borkf But he just wants to play!
 Borkf: Revenge in 3...2...1...
Image 169857   03-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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