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227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

227784  Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.

227760  Felicity: @fanny She might *be* whats scaring the people in the above picture

227761  Felicity: I shall name them Sammi, Vicki, and Bobbi

227780  wolfpk: What are tou saying?

227782  Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Young folk those days.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227684 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast



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10. Handyman: 1891 points
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Score:
305
 
 Hosebag: Nailed it!
 Winterneuro: Je-Hulk
 Xeno: The Cruciflexion!
 Dr Awkward: And when there was I only one set of footprints, Jesus was at the gym doing leg day, because Jesus doesn't skip leg day.
 Dick Inspector: Illustration for Dream of the Rood.
 tokyopig: Caucasian Jesus shaves. Wait no he waxes. Sorry folks no pun here, move along.
 petepuma: Jesus Christ he's ripped
 itskando: He said Bro, do you even LIFT?! And then he rose into the sky.
 a sedated moose: Keep the Sabbath swole-y.
 addend: Cross-Fit.
Image 169866   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
394
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Borkf Only in American English...
 Mr. Butt: [Samurai Jack voice] You will be avenged, my brothers.
 addend: Don't buy it if it's ripe... You'll know which ones they are.
 Knice: Shop up a 71-gallon box o' butts.
 Borkf: Username/upload combo on point.
Image 169865   03-27-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
249
 
 Eleftheros: @tokyopig I ain't in a Rush.
 tokyopig: Well that's well before 2112, the current year of this 2112 time attack.
Image 169864   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
606
 
 Bill Rye: "Hey its me! The cat!"
 Mad Collager: The bookkeeper asked about that business entertainment line, "beautiful people", and this popped up in the explanations.
 Theta Zero: I hate popup ads.
 tokyopig: Some sort of application for a bank account.
Image 169863   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
197
 
 Winterneuro: Isn't this every day in LA?
 chhumphrey: That point in time when you say, "screw it, I'll walk."
 Dr Awkward: Palmdale? No, you can't get there from here.
 Teechur: Accident pron.
Image 169862   03-27-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
306
 
 a robot: This is...um....hmmm. Wow.
 tokyopig: Now I understand why DC keeps making shitty movies--they thrive on the abuse! [Suddenly feels dirty for making fun of any of their recent disasters and vows to just ignore them from now on]
Image 169861   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
235
 
 tokyopig: @Mr. Butt new money be damned, he has his tie tucked into his shirt and his shirt is tucked halfways into his pants. That's like, just-finished bending-it-wear!
 Mr. Butt: @tokyopig Don't make fun of the nouveau riche, my boy. They're trying their best. [Lights cigar with fistful of $100 bills]
 addend: Bosh & Pecks.
 tokyopig: Really draws attention to how badly dressed they both are.
Image 169860   03-27-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
487
 
 Teechur: Wrong neighborhood.
Image 169859   03-27-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
703
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Oh I guess he *can* changes his spots. I stand corrected.
 Hosebag: I think this cat dyed.
 Hosebag: @enfanta Snozzberrie? Who's ever heard of a snozzberrie!
 wolfpk: Damn kids, I can'tell even take a nap.
 SpaceCow: The Crazy Quilt's new sidekick.
 Dr Awkward: This pleases me.
 Jeannie C: @addend You bet! It looks great on the cat.
 addend: People who dye their pets are going to ask for /this/ now. :(
 enfanta: The vet stole my snozzberries!
Image 169858   03-27-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
716
 
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 wolfpk: What part of I have claws don'the you understand!
 Bill Rye: SIGH he's behind me, isn't he?
 Prostata: Rita and Runt
 chhumphrey: @Borkf But he just wants to play!
 Borkf: Revenge in 3...2...1...
Image 169857   03-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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