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272904  Darmstadtium: Only one of these is the real Iron Chef

272948  Air Biscuit: Thanks obvious plant.

272911  Darmstadtium: It's cool, I already had a migraine

272955  Air Biscuit: Havent seen carpwoman post in a while.

272957  Air Biscuit: That definitely occurred naturally.

272950  PenguinBartender: "Lady, you're not ACTUALLY going to choke me out if I ask 'one more time' for your brea--eeeeech!"

272955  fanny: just imagine for a moment what fish milk would taste like.

272956  FabricMan: Sounds like the hex worked

272944  funy speling: "It's ok to cry after sex"

272827  fanny: @a robot @charlemagne ah... so THAT explains why they taste like disappointment!

272955  lecj07: Realistic spongebob is terrifying.

272935  arcticfox12x: I mean you could do that... but you shouldn't.

272939  arcticfox12x: nice

272953  arcticfox12x: Atleast it's not the Beauty Of North Korea.

272963  Soviette: The eucalyptus awakens

272963  Pingu IRL: Luke, I am your dropbear!

272941  arcticfox12x: Oh no

272962  ironmaiden: What's the backstory for the need of a rule?

272827  charlemagne: @fanny but they are covered in that delicious powdered flavouring

272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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 Jabberwikket: Mmmmmmm sea donut !
 trelyate: Apparently pufferfish release toxins and in small doses they are intoxicating so dolphins harass pufferfish just to get high.
 duckfarts: this is why we formed the dolphin watch, the rude bastards
 El Barto: Boop!
 SomeCanadian: Dolphins are assholes
 Teechur: I read somewhere that dolphins catch these and share them with each other as they affect them like catnip affects cats.
 tib gubb: AAAAAA dolphins are the worst!
 Hokie333: "uh-oh, trouble, gotta make myself big-- *oomph* stop it, I am The Mighty Ball Of Death-- *boof* STOP IT!"
 a robot: This seriously displeases the puffer fish.
 wolfpk: A ball!
 WaffleIron: Boahahahahaop!
Image 169815   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 ChubbyBuddy: but officer its a service animal. i need her enhanced vision to scope out hot deals *SCREEEEEE* hey baller, 3 for 1 frozen peas
 Mr. Butt: Are you my mommy?
 wolfpk: @Knice depends on the quality of the store.
 Knice: "You said there would be rodents." :-(
Image 169814   03-26-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
 enfanta: Squirrelio the Astounding prepares for Timmy's birthday party.
 tib gubb: prepare to feel my ninja magic!
 Hokie333: "I'm the avatar, you gotta deal with it!"
 Ironass: The crowd doesn't care for Grandmaster Nutz raps.
 Nope: Initial tests for avatar the last air bender proved promising
Image 169813   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Jabberwikket: Yes doggo, I remember that scene from Aliens. No, this isn't "just like that". No, I don't think we should send Ridley Scott your head shot. No, we can't get one of these for the living room.
 Jabberwikket: HALP !
 duckfarts: yo get me outta dis whack ass cretaceous prison
 illBilliam: Whooos's a clever girl?! Yes you are!
 tib gubb: this is the raddest image i've seen so far this year
Image 169812   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 XLY: crispety crunchety peanut buttery
 CastleBravo: ......I could go for some General Tso Chicken right now.
Image 169811   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Hosebag: Eye, captain. YOU CUT THAT OUT!!
 Side Boob: When is the next season of Westworld? :P
 werterland: Eyeballs are fucken weird (and RAD).
 ch: A nice shawl cover for my mini-trampoline
 A duck: Like some alien landscape
 carpwoman: Very nice slit lamp photo.
 Sandor: I see the irises are coming in nicely this Spring
Image 169810   03-26-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
 ChubbyBuddy: i didn't know Heisenberg was such a woke brand
 wolfpk: They all look good except the bottom one. Brown color makes me question a few things.
 Scoo: This candy rocks!
 Peach: ALL candy should look like magical relics, imho.
 Higdec: I can taste the rainbow and I lost all my chompers because of the cavities
Image 169809   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 raditzu: That's gonna be hell of a bitch slap!
 Cami: Hand ball again?
 illBilliam: You can run, #9, but it won't help.
 cenecia: Red card for illegally long arm. "What!? Come on!"
 RiderFan: 8 foot bitch-slap: You've never been more out of line, and you're about to find this out.
 Butcherboy: I wonder where that fish did go
 Warrax: My pimp hand is waaaay long.
Image 169808   03-26-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 ChubbyBuddy: fingers are overrated you only need like 3 to do most shit
 Hokie333: @duckfarts Black Sabbath seems more fitting
 enfanta: Love those fonts.
 virtualman: A good worker used to be into metal bands. Today, a good worker gently pats your butt in the locker room.
 Butcherboy: The butcher who trained me had half of one middle finger missing. He'd flip you off with that one if he was only a little angry@Warrax
 Warrax: Depends on where you work.
 bug: What a time to be alive.
Image 169807   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 duckfarts: look, a hot dog
 SomeCanadian: Rin Tin Tin was neat
 hearsegirl: "OK. I'll jump through the scary ring of fire. But only because I love you. I don't like it, not one bit. But I am a good dog. Please don't burn my tail."
Image 169806   03-26-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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