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233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children



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 Jabberwikket: Mmmmmmm sea donut !
 trelyate: Apparently pufferfish release toxins and in small doses they are intoxicating so dolphins harass pufferfish just to get high.
 duckfarts: this is why we formed the dolphin watch, the rude bastards
 El Barto: Boop!
 SomeCanadian: Dolphins are assholes
 Teechur: I read somewhere that dolphins catch these and share them with each other as they affect them like catnip affects cats.
 tib gubb: AAAAAA dolphins are the worst!
 Hokie333: "uh-oh, trouble, gotta make myself big-- *oomph* stop it, I am The Mighty Ball Of Death-- *boof* STOP IT!"
 a robot: This seriously displeases the puffer fish.
 wolfpk: A ball!
 WaffleIron: Boahahahahaop!
Image 169815   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
496
 
 ChubbyBuddy: but officer its a service animal. i need her enhanced vision to scope out hot deals *SCREEEEEE* hey baller, 3 for 1 frozen peas
 Mr. Butt: Are you my mommy?
 wolfpk: @Knice depends on the quality of the store.
 Knice: "You said there would be rodents." :-(
Image 169814   03-26-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
708
 
 enfanta: Squirrelio the Astounding prepares for Timmy's birthday party.
 tib gubb: prepare to feel my ninja magic!
 Hokie333: "I'm the avatar, you gotta deal with it!"
 Ironass: The crowd doesn't care for Grandmaster Nutz raps.
 Nope: Initial tests for avatar the last air bender proved promising
Image 169813   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1110
 
 Jabberwikket: Yes doggo, I remember that scene from Aliens. No, this isn't "just like that". No, I don't think we should send Ridley Scott your head shot. No, we can't get one of these for the living room.
 Jabberwikket: HALP !
 duckfarts: yo get me outta dis whack ass cretaceous prison
 illBilliam: Whooos's a clever girl?! Yes you are!
 tib gubb: this is the raddest image i've seen so far this year
Image 169812   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
350
 
 XLY: crispety crunchety peanut buttery
 CastleBravo: ......I could go for some General Tso Chicken right now.
Image 169811   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
462
 
 Hosebag: Eye, captain. YOU CUT THAT OUT!!
 Side Boob: When is the next season of Westworld? :P
 werterland: Eyeballs are fucken weird (and RAD).
 ch: A nice shawl cover for my mini-trampoline
 A duck: Like some alien landscape
 carpwoman: Very nice slit lamp photo.
 Sandor: I see the irises are coming in nicely this Spring
Image 169810   03-26-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
462
 
 ChubbyBuddy: i didn't know Heisenberg was such a woke brand
 wolfpk: They all look good except the bottom one. Brown color makes me question a few things.
 Scoo: This candy rocks!
 Peach: ALL candy should look like magical relics, imho.
 Higdec: I can taste the rainbow and I lost all my chompers because of the cavities
Image 169809   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
512
 
 raditzu: That's gonna be hell of a bitch slap!
 duckfarts: GO GO GADGET APPEAL
 Cami: Hand ball again?
 illBilliam: You can run, #9, but it won't help.
 cenecia: Red card for illegally long arm. "What!? Come on!"
 RiderFan: 8 foot bitch-slap: You've never been more out of line, and you're about to find this out.
 Butcherboy: I wonder where that fish did go
 Warrax: My pimp hand is waaaay long.
Image 169808   03-26-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
641
 
 ChubbyBuddy: fingers are overrated you only need like 3 to do most shit
 Hokie333: @duckfarts Black Sabbath seems more fitting
 duckfarts: SLAYEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 enfanta: Love those fonts.
 Dr Awkward: A good worker used to be into metal bands. Today, a good worker gently pats your butt in the locker room.
 Butcherboy: The butcher who trained me had half of one middle finger missing. He'd flip you off with that one if he was only a little angry@Warrax
 Warrax: Depends on where you work.
 bug: What a time to be alive.
Image 169807   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
293
 
 duckfarts: look, a hot dog
 SomeCanadian: Rin Tin Tin was neat
 hearsegirl: "OK. I'll jump through the scary ring of fire. But only because I love you. I don't like it, not one bit. But I am a good dog. Please don't burn my tail."
Image 169806   03-26-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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