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262463  dangerkeith3000: This makes me laugh every time I see it.

262465  dangerkeith3000: Also EAT MOR CHICKN

262466  dangerkeith3000: What'll it be, Norm?

262471  Robespierre: It appears that "Red Rank Fascination" has run its course. Next...

262467  dangerkeith3000: Whoa whoa whoa! A little harsh my dudes.

262469  Robespierre: Original poster is just jealous

262468  dangerkeith3000: I wonder how Kit would feel knowing his likeness is on a dude's appendage. (quite a good likeness, it's a well done tat)

262466  Robespierre: So THIS is what "partying with the Kardashians" is all about.

262470  dangerkeith3000: Howard the Duck reboot looking A LOT better than the original.

262468  Butcherboy: Id like that Hawaiian shirt

262471  dangerkeith3000: What an ass.

262476  ignatz: Platypup

262447  fanny: aww, another kitty that looks like my famous did. thanks for the saddness, spaceship.

262478  ignatz: Spice is one helluva drug

262479  ignatz: Library not found

262469  skillet: Looks like one of those Geico more commercials

262457  fanny: fuck off, trumpillar!

262473  ignatz: Rules me out..

262468  Scoo: Hawaiian Snow

262466  charlemagne: @Vaple Flumuble four legs good, two legs bad

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262425 dangerkeith3000: This is the most awesome thing I will probably see today.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

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 Crirbo Morpomple: Mmmmmmm sea donut !
 Lung Floble: Apparently pufferfish release toxins and in small doses they are intoxicating so dolphins harass pufferfish just to get high.
 Flengo Broble: this is why we formed the dolphin watch, the rude bastards
 Rango Grongus: Boop!
 Trewn Morpopert: Dolphins are assholes
 Thawn Grunoble: I read somewhere that dolphins catch these and share them with each other as they affect them like catnip affects cats.
 Mold Cremongo: AAAAAA dolphins are the worst!
 Moft Drumuble: "uh-oh, trouble, gotta make myself big-- *oomph* stop it, I am The Mighty Ball Of Death-- *boof* STOP IT!"
 Thuple Drumopert: This seriously displeases the puffer fish.
 Frango Rempoble: A ball!
 Bamp Plemongo: Boahahahahaop!
Image 169815   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Flampo Drumoble
 Thingo Grunopert: but officer its a service animal. i need her enhanced vision to scope out hot deals *SCREEEEEE* hey baller, 3 for 1 frozen peas
 Lalm Flumupert: Are you my mommy?
 Joft Horpumple: @Knice depends on the quality of the store.
 Thalm Morpuble: "You said there would be rodents." :-(
Image 169814   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Crang Grunumple
 Lompo Pluble: Squirrelio the Astounding prepares for Timmy's birthday party.
 Deld Brumple: prepare to feel my ninja magic!
 Flerbo Plombies: "I'm the avatar, you gotta deal with it!"
 Vomp Albumple: The crowd doesn't care for Grandmaster Nutz raps.
 Thawn Morpumple: Initial tests for avatar the last air bender proved promising
Image 169813   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Trert Albombies
 Jurb Horpombies: Yes doggo, I remember that scene from Aliens. No, this isn't "just like that". No, I don't think we should send Ridley Scott your head shot. No, we can't get one of these for the living room.
 Merm Plemopert: HALP !
 Varb Drumombies: yo get me outta dis whack ass cretaceous prison
 Trongo Dampungus: Whooos's a clever girl?! Yes you are!
 Bingo Grunumbies: this is the raddest image i've seen so far this year
Image 169812   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Gung Flongo
 Jald Cremumbies: crispety crunchety peanut buttery
 Hart Albongus: ......I could go for some General Tso Chicken right now.
Image 169811   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Crung Brupert
 Lomp Rempomple: Eye, captain. YOU CUT THAT OUT!!
 Crong Grunomple: When is the next season of Westworld? :P
 Trort Albumple: Eyeballs are fucken weird (and RAD).
 Trewn Flungus: A nice shawl cover for my mini-trampoline
 Rorbo Rempombies: Like some alien landscape
 Vompo Flumbies: Very nice slit lamp photo.
 Parbo Drumongus: I see the irises are coming in nicely this Spring
Image 169810   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Garbo Cremoble
 Flimp Grunumbies: i didn't know Heisenberg was such a woke brand
 Flung Dampomple: They all look good except the bottom one. Brown color makes me question a few things.
 Frirm Pluble: This candy rocks!
 Crimpo Rempoble: ALL candy should look like magical relics, imho.
 Limp Grongus: I can taste the rainbow and I lost all my chompers because of the cavities
Image 169809   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Jert Morpuble
 Luld Morpumbies: That's gonna be hell of a bitch slap!
 Hown Dampungo: Hand ball again?
 Crorm Gromple: You can run, #9, but it won't help.
 Vong Dampopert: Red card for illegally long arm. "What!? Come on!"
 Lumpo Grunuble: 8 foot bitch-slap: You've never been more out of line, and you're about to find this out.
 Trold Albombies: I wonder where that fish did go
 Cruft Flumuble: My pimp hand is waaaay long.
Image 169808   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Jawn Albungus
 Mople Dampombies: fingers are overrated you only need like 3 to do most shit
 Gompo Plemombies: @duckfarts Black Sabbath seems more fitting
 Friple Cremomple: Love those fonts.
 Cremp Morpomple: A good worker used to be into metal bands. Today, a good worker gently pats your butt in the locker room.
 Lirm Dampomple: The butcher who trained me had half of one middle finger missing. He'd flip you off with that one if he was only a little angry@Warrax
 Doft Grupert: Depends on where you work.
 Flerbo Morpoble: What a time to be alive.
Image 169807   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Trort Plumbies
 Flarb Flongus: look, a hot dog
 Tringo Dampoble: Rin Tin Tin was neat
 Thuft Albomple: "OK. I'll jump through the scary ring of fire. But only because I love you. I don't like it, not one bit. But I am a good dog. Please don't burn my tail."
Image 169806   03-26-17   Uploaded by    Ding Albungus
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