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273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

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273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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Image 169614 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Zampano. Boo, Zampano.
Score:
381
 
 Fullhouse: I used to swing in a sportscar, but I need the legroom, dig?
 sparename: They're only happy when it rains
 Gomi Day: relevant to my interests. would daily.
 Dr. Bathroom: The Trashmen action figures not included.
 Annoying Vegan : I wanna go trash-surfin'!
Image 169613   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
533
 
 well duh: LOOK AT IT
 apoxia: Needs an exclamation mark
 DOW: That's a shitload of fucking ass yogurt, yo.
 piranharama: Lot of culture there
 Mr. Butt: Look upon my works, Ye Mighty, and despair
Image 169612   03-25-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
792
 
 Kess: I want this on my wall.
 Unbathed: Crownium in the cranium arr arr arr
Image 169611   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169610 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kensin. We'll pray for you, kensin.
Score:
532
 
 Beef Supreme: The driver probably spent less time at the scene of the crash than he usually does when unloading at a SuperValu warehouse.
 square44: damnit Jim we even painted it on the trailer
Image 169609   03-25-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
375
 
 tib gubb: standard protocol, then.
 BavidDowie: You can't catch me, I'm Evacuation Plan.
Image 169608   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
473
 
 NO JOKES: Unexpected fun
 ChubbyBuddy: missiles dont usually knock, that was very considerate
 tib gubb: in the large bomb world there is no such thing as overkill.
 ch: hello will you be my friend i have some chocolate
 dobbiesdoogs: our four weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and a giant doorway missile....our FIVE weapons are...
 Derp Herpigan: @piranharama running and running as fast as it can.
 piranharama: You're right, that dude in blue lycra *was* unexpected! How will chode-missile handle this surprise adversary?!
Image 169607   03-25-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
475
 
 KrazyKat: Why is there a piece of ham on his back? This situation is complicated.
 werterland: Just send in another cat to help get it out.
 BavidDowie: You can see the gratitude in his eyes
Image 169606   03-25-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
819
 
 randomhobo: @ch You got me
 FireBreathingMarmot: Conducting the Electric Insect Orchestra.
 Ironass: Oh, hai!
 Hosebag: Liberace is really going all out on this one.
 BFHoodrich: Madame Butterfly
 ch: Jesters! Bring me my grog, it is celebration time!
 BavidDowie: may I say: jaunty!
 piranharama: @UseYourName *appreciative applause*
 UseYourName: The host with the motht
 piranharama: Charge!
 chhumphrey: Fabulous!
Image 169605   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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