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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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 tib gubb: standard protocol, then.
 BavidDowie: You can't catch me, I'm Evacuation Plan.
Image 169608   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
473
 
 NO JOKES: Unexpected fun
 ChubbyBuddy: missiles dont usually knock, that was very considerate
 tib gubb: in the large bomb world there is no such thing as overkill.
 ch: hello will you be my friend i have some chocolate
 dobbiesdoogs: our four weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and a giant doorway missile....our FIVE weapons are...
 Derp Herpigan: @piranharama running and running as fast as it can.
 piranharama: You're right, that dude in blue lycra *was* unexpected! How will chode-missile handle this surprise adversary?!
Image 169607   03-25-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
475
 
 KrazyKat: Why is there a piece of ham on his back? This situation is complicated.
 werterland: Just send in another cat to help get it out.
 BavidDowie: You can see the gratitude in his eyes
Image 169606   03-25-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
819
 
 randomhobo: @ch You got me
 FireBreathingMarmot: Conducting the Electric Insect Orchestra.
 Ironass: Oh, hai!
 Hosebag: Liberace is really going all out on this one.
 BFHoodrich: Madame Butterfly
 ch: Jesters! Bring me my grog, it is celebration time!
 BavidDowie: may I say: jaunty!
 piranharama: @UseYourName *appreciative applause*
 UseYourName: The host with the motht
 piranharama: Charge!
 chhumphrey: Fabulous!
Image 169605   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
304
 
 Staida: You'd have to tape my eyelids open, but then I'm prepared for that. I'd swallow my tongue.
 werterland: @Knice Well, someone had to film.
 Mr. Butt: Ick.
 chhumphrey: I thought the image bot switcherinoed these kinds of pics.
 Knice: Dad & Bill wanted some alone time but Mommy wouldn't stop STARING.
 El Barto: Little Johnny didn't speak for 4 years after watching this documentary.
 KingTrebek: Great way to teach your child not to ask existential questions
Image 169604   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
438
 
 sparename: Cracklin' Rosie
 Hosebag: Your tax money hard at work. It took 1,100 people 5 years to teach flowers to smoke cigarettes. Hope it was worth it.
 Mad Collager: We wanted rose hips, not a hip rose. Anyway, smoking is out.
 werterland: "Beast? I haven't heard that name in years..."
 piranharama: Feels good man.
 Prostata: you're gonna get stamen cancer
Image 169603   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
274
 
 El Barto: Does your face fall off when you go swimming? Try this one weird trick!
 tritium: Outtakes from "The Making of You."
 BavidDowie: What comic is this?
Image 169602   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
325
 
 Mad Collager: This building might be in Loss Angles.
 Staida: goldarn hipsters
 chhumphrey: Trigger image for anyone with OCD
Image 169601   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
191
 
 ChubbyBuddy: happy mothers day
 Poncho: oh hoho am i ripe and ready
 XLY: oi oi oi!
 toaster: I hope it's a new bike
Image 169600   03-25-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
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 ottorongo: rad for looking a little like Barbara Bach
 ch: i get lost in your eyes oh god the burning
 Prostata: rad for awesome retro optical illusion
Image 169599   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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