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257965  Mr Bleak: *very quietly* sleep well, puppers.

257903  some guy : Receiver?!? I just met her!

257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

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 tib gubb: standard protocol, then.
 BavidDowie: You can't catch me, I'm Evacuation Plan.
Image 169608   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 NO JOKES: Unexpected fun
 ChubbyBuddy: missiles dont usually knock, that was very considerate
 tib gubb: in the large bomb world there is no such thing as overkill.
 ch: hello will you be my friend i have some chocolate
 dobbiesdoogs: our four weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and a giant doorway missile....our FIVE weapons are...
 Derp Herpigan: @piranharama running and running as fast as it can.
 piranharama: You're right, that dude in blue lycra *was* unexpected! How will chode-missile handle this surprise adversary?!
Image 169607   03-25-17   Uploaded by    depression
 KrazyKat: Why is there a piece of ham on his back? This situation is complicated.
 werterland: Just send in another cat to help get it out.
 BavidDowie: You can see the gratitude in his eyes
Image 169606   03-25-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
 randomhobo: @ch You got me
 FireBreathingMarmot: Conducting the Electric Insect Orchestra.
 Ironass: Oh, hai!
 Hosebag: Liberace is really going all out on this one.
 BFHoodrich: Madame Butterfly
 ch: Jesters! Bring me my grog, it is celebration time!
 BavidDowie: may I say: jaunty!
 piranharama: @UseYourName *appreciative applause*
 UseYourName: The host with the motht
 piranharama: Charge!
 chhumphrey: Fabulous!
Image 169605   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Staida: You'd have to tape my eyelids open, but then I'm prepared for that. I'd swallow my tongue.
 werterland: @Knice Well, someone had to film.
 Mr. Butt: Ick.
 chhumphrey: I thought the image bot switcherinoed these kinds of pics.
 Knice: Dad & Bill wanted some alone time but Mommy wouldn't stop STARING.
 El Barto: Little Johnny didn't speak for 4 years after watching this documentary.
 KingTrebek: Great way to teach your child not to ask existential questions
Image 169604   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 sparename: Cracklin' Rosie
 Hosebag: Your tax money hard at work. It took 1,100 people 5 years to teach flowers to smoke cigarettes. Hope it was worth it.
 Mad Collager: We wanted rose hips, not a hip rose. Anyway, smoking is out.
 werterland: "Beast? I haven't heard that name in years..."
 piranharama: Feels good man.
 Prostata: you're gonna get stamen cancer
Image 169603   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 El Barto: Does your face fall off when you go swimming? Try this one weird trick!
 tritium: Outtakes from "The Making of You."
 BavidDowie: What comic is this?
Image 169602   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Mad Collager: This building might be in Loss Angles.
 Staida: goldarn hipsters
 chhumphrey: Trigger image for anyone with OCD
Image 169601   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 ChubbyBuddy: happy mothers day
 Poncho: oh hoho am i ripe and ready
 XLY: oi oi oi!
 Theta Zero: I hope it's a new bike
Image 169600   03-25-17   Uploaded by    durian
 ottorongo: rad for looking a little like Barbara Bach
 ch: i get lost in your eyes oh god the burning
 Prostata: rad for awesome retro optical illusion
Image 169599   03-25-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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