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253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

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253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise



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 cassette1: There was that odd period in the 1990s where Nicolas Cage was really really muscular. Especially in Kiss of Death
 Staida: When little dorks ask for this kind of thing in the 'special request' field, their reservation should be suddenly and unrefundably cancelled.
 Bu7Z: @WaffleIron who am I to disagree?
 WaffleIron: Sweet dreams are made of these.
Image 169554   03-25-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
1107
 
 a robot: It's impossible not to read this in his voice.
 piranharama: Terminated.
 guest: Yo anyone remember how fucking jacked that dude was in Predator?
 tib gubb: hahaha DAMN
 TurkeyVulture: Having lived his politics in California, particularly in education funding, I have to say of Arnold: even a broken clock can be right twice a day, and this is pretty damn right. Also: get working on The Final Voyage of Conan.
 Bu7Z: Pretty sure most special Olympians could out perform able bodied people in thier chosen sport...
 Dresdenkeogh: FATALITY
 Mr. Butt: fucking wasted
Image 169553   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169552 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eumoria. Your image was bad, eumoria.
Score:
872
 
 Kim: Laser sights locked. Proceed with butter wiggle.
 Otterman: Fully charged optical weapons
 enfanta: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. That one, in fact.
 VoR: Just say no to stranger things...
 sparename: Quatermass And The Kit
Image 169551   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
439
 
 Commodore 64: Jett on Beverly Hills Teens used to say Oh-so-fabuloso!
 Zampano: instructions unclear*drank the entire thing before I realized it was a cleaning solution
 Aemuli: It is even a better value that competing 40s, so it is alcoholic too? Found a new twist to Edward Fortyhands game!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt makes you feel Fabuloso!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It builds character
 KrazyKat: @Mr. Shine great comment/username synergy.
 Mr. Shine: It's a floor cleaner! "It's a dessert topping!" Wait, you're BOTH right!
 fanny: this is just begging to be drunk by a child
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear. Washed clothes with red cool-aid.
 Annoying Vegan : Sounds delicious!
Image 169550   03-25-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
628
 
 enfanta: I can hear the click and rattle as it bounces across my chompers and I am unhappy now.
 redmonkey3: eXiStenZ prop auction looking scary
 Himesama: Y THO???!!
 itskando: In Soviet Russia blahblahblah
 Prostata: finally! Now I can clean my toothbrush
 Mr. Shine: Teethbrush.
 WaffleIron: For Baleen whales.
 square44: remember to tooth your brushes twice a day
Image 169549   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
379
 
 Beef Supreme: Put the bumpers up for the kid.
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 Bill Rye: Am I the only one around here who gives a f*** about the rules?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 San DoDo: Et tu bowling ball
 tib gubb: same
 Dresdenkeogh: Destined for a life in the gutter. The ball not the child.
 Mr. Butt: OVER THE LINE
 Albatross: Ermagerd wertch mer berl!!!
Image 169548   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Actually, the last two were authored by my wife. But we do have one child between us.
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman I WISH
 Nope: @Mr. Shine You must got like 12 kids with them dad jokes
 Nopetology: In the Hills, the Kitties
 Mr. Shine: @Nope You know, up in the meowntains.
 The Frito Bandito: This is how the world ends.
 Mr. Shine: @Nope He's from Sas-cat-chewan.
 piranharama: *Abominable purring intensifies*
 Nope: @Mr. Shine *hangs head in shame* clearly you are correct
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your boyfriend a pile of cats?
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Nah man, Catsquatch.
 tib gubb: cat golem
 Whatever: Iron Man's grandma, Crazy Cougar
 enfanta: 'Nipman miscalculates.
 a robot: Where can I find this handsome gentleman? Asking for a friend.
 Bu7Z: Cat man. Do?
 Nope: Sasqacat?
Image 169547   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
302
 
 Bast Relief: We're going to have the best oceans. Shiny like rainbows. Tremendous. But first we need to remove regulations against oil.
Image 169546   03-25-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
601
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: my ppe is frequently dirty, but that's what showers are for.
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z : I have learned that you can do literally anything to a city if you're wearing your orange and you have a hard hat on. Pro tip - make sure your ppe is dirty, otherwise no one will believe you've worked a day in your life.
 Whatever: Doing a great job at it too
 Bu7Z: One day I'm going to erect some scaffolding that meets OH&S standards and graph a wall wearing high vis during business hours and get away with it.
 jochenau: Mom: *spraypaints "I'm so proud of you"*
Image 169545   03-25-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
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