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221661  camellia: Any more of these, I remember seeing some really contrasting ones.

221656  WTF: Van Damme he's good!

221649  Rev80: We don't need no stinkin' cable management

221661  queezy farm: Looks like just one mirror to me.

221653  Robespierre: High school art projects gone awry.

221654  Robespierre: Must be naptime.

221640  Robespierre: Someone's ankles are in danger.

221643  Robespierre: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.

221651  BlarfyB: @BaconCake "You stupid monkey!"

221645  Robespierre: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.

221646  Robespierre: Haole Owly.

221647  Robespierre: Been a while, eh?

221649  Robespierre: Do not even LOOK at any of these wires!

221650  Robespierre: Workin' in a coal mine, goin' down, down, down...

221652  Robespierre: No beef with this whatsoever.

221662  Fullhouse: 2 weeks later... "What the hell is wrong with my toothpaste!?"

221638  Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.

221649  tib gubb: please tell me all of those are properly shielded

221652  tib gubb: you mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito

221530  stunt nuts: And so it begins....

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221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221622 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."

221511 Science: Awesome mom!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221607 duckfarts: ugh, I hate helping Ed G. with his shopping

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."



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Score:
1077
 
 a robot: It's impossible not to read this in his voice.
 piranharama: Terminated.
 guest: Yo anyone remember how fucking jacked that dude was in Predator?
 tib gubb: hahaha DAMN
 TurkeyVulture: Having lived his politics in California, particularly in education funding, I have to say of Arnold: even a broken clock can be right twice a day, and this is pretty damn right. Also: get working on The Final Voyage of Conan.
 Bu7Z: Pretty sure most special Olympians could out perform able bodied people in thier chosen sport...
 Dresdenkeogh: FATALITY
 Mr. Butt: fucking wasted
Image 169553   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169552 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eumoria. We'll pray for you, eumoria.
Score:
841
 
 Kim: Laser sights locked. Proceed with butter wiggle.
 Otterman: Fully charged optical weapons
 enfanta: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. That one, in fact.
 VoR: Just say no to stranger things...
 sparename: Quatermass And The Kit
Image 169551   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
407
 
 Zampano: instructions unclear*drank the entire thing before I realized it was a cleaning solution
 Aemuli: It is even a better value that competing 40s, so it is alcoholic too? Found a new twist to Edward Fortyhands game!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt makes you feel Fabuloso!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It builds character
 KrazyKat: @Mr. Shine great comment/username synergy.
 Mr. Shine: It's a floor cleaner! "It's a dessert topping!" Wait, you're BOTH right!
 fanny: this is just begging to be drunk by a child
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear. Washed clothes with red cool-aid.
 Annoying Vegan : Sounds delicious!
Image 169550   03-25-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
563
 
 enfanta: I can hear the click and rattle as it bounces across my chompers and I am unhappy now.
 redmonkey3: eXiStenZ prop auction looking scary
 Himesama: Y THO???!!
 itskando: In Soviet Russia blahblahblah
 Prostata: finally! Now I can clean my toothbrush
 Mr. Shine: Teethbrush.
 WaffleIron: For Baleen whales.
 square44: remember to tooth your brushes twice a day
Image 169549   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
344
 
 Beef Supreme: Put the bumpers up for the kid.
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 Bill Rye: Am I the only one around here who gives a f*** about the rules?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 San DoDo: Et tu bowling ball
 tib gubb: same
 Dresdenkeogh: Destined for a life in the gutter. The ball not the child.
 Mr. Butt: OVER THE LINE
 Albatross: Ermagerd wertch mer berl!!!
Image 169548   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Actually, the last two were authored by my wife. But we do have one child between us.
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman I WISH
 Nope: @Mr. Shine You must got like 12 kids with them dad jokes
 Nopetology: In the Hills, the Kitties
 Mr. Shine: @Nope You know, up in the meowntains.
 The Frito Bandito: This is how the world ends.
 Mr. Shine: @Nope He's from Sas-cat-chewan.
 piranharama: *Abominable purring intensifies*
 Nope: @Mr. Shine *hangs head in shame* clearly you are correct
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your boyfriend a pile of cats?
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Nah man, Catsquatch.
 tib gubb: cat golem
 Whatever: Iron Man's grandma, Crazy Cougar
 enfanta: 'Nipman miscalculates.
 a robot: Where can I find this handsome gentleman? Asking for a friend.
 Bu7Z: Cat man. Do?
 Nope: Sasqacat?
Image 169547   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
302
 
 Bast Relief: We're going to have the best oceans. Shiny like rainbows. Tremendous. But first we need to remove regulations against oil.
Image 169546   03-25-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
571
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: my ppe is frequently dirty, but that's what showers are for.
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z : I have learned that you can do literally anything to a city if you're wearing your orange and you have a hard hat on. Pro tip - make sure your ppe is dirty, otherwise no one will believe you've worked a day in your life.
 Whatever: Doing a great job at it too
 Bu7Z: One day I'm going to erect some scaffolding that meets OH&S standards and graph a wall wearing high vis during business hours and get away with it.
 jochenau: Mom: *spraypaints "I'm so proud of you"*
Image 169545   03-25-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
368
 
 Robespierre: Reminds me of my college days in northern Wisconsin...
 enfanta: @Staida I am sympathetic but I used to do it in defense against tailgaters. Never that much but enough to keep them back. I know I was wrong but I was damn tired of having my ass ridden by those dipshits.
 WotGives: @Staida Here, they actively hand out tickets for this. One of those cited tried to garner sympathy on social media and made a laughing stock of himself. Hopefully, your locale cracks down on it, too
 Staida: @WotGives I wish. I was about to say I can't stand when people do this. You live in the snow, you know this happens. keep something in the car to get that off so you don't throw it at me on the freeway.
 WotGives: Fined for improperly secured load
 Bu7Z: I'm off to sell this to Eskimos.
 enfanta: Nice snowhawk, dude.
 Nope: hahah its funny because he could kill someone
 El Barto: Nobody tell him.
Image 169544   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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