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209565  Mr Bleak: Captain! It's coming back!

210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

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210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.



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Score:
1077
 
 a robot: It's impossible not to read this in his voice.
 piranharama: Terminated.
 guest: Yo anyone remember how fucking jacked that dude was in Predator?
 tib gubb: hahaha DAMN
 TurkeyVulture: Having lived his politics in California, particularly in education funding, I have to say of Arnold: even a broken clock can be right twice a day, and this is pretty damn right. Also: get working on The Final Voyage of Conan.
 Bu7Z: Pretty sure most special Olympians could out perform able bodied people in thier chosen sport...
 Dresdenkeogh: FATALITY
 Mr. Butt: fucking wasted
Image 169553   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169552 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eumoria. You have brought shame on us, eumoria.
Score:
841
 
 Kim: Laser sights locked. Proceed with butter wiggle.
 Otterman: Fully charged optical weapons
 enfanta: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. That one, in fact.
 VoR: Just say no to stranger things...
 sparename: Quatermass And The Kit
Image 169551   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
407
 
 Zampano: instructions unclear*drank the entire thing before I realized it was a cleaning solution
 Aemuli: It is even a better value that competing 40s, so it is alcoholic too? Found a new twist to Edward Fortyhands game!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt makes you feel Fabuloso!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It builds character
 KrazyKat: @Mr. Shine great comment/username synergy.
 Mr. Shine: It's a floor cleaner! "It's a dessert topping!" Wait, you're BOTH right!
 fanny: this is just begging to be drunk by a child
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear. Washed clothes with red cool-aid.
 Annoying Vegan : Sounds delicious!
Image 169550   03-25-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
563
 
 enfanta: I can hear the click and rattle as it bounces across my chompers and I am unhappy now.
 redmonkey3: eXiStenZ prop auction looking scary
 Himesama: Y THO???!!
 itskando: In Soviet Russia blahblahblah
 Prostata: finally! Now I can clean my toothbrush
 Mr. Shine: Teethbrush.
 WaffleIron: For Baleen whales.
 square44: remember to tooth your brushes twice a day
Image 169549   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
344
 
 Beef Supreme: Put the bumpers up for the kid.
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 Bill Rye: Am I the only one around here who gives a f*** about the rules?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 San DoDo: Et tu bowling ball
 tib gubb: same
 Dresdenkeogh: Destined for a life in the gutter. The ball not the child.
 Mr. Butt: OVER THE LINE
 Albatross: Ermagerd wertch mer berl!!!
Image 169548   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Actually, the last two were authored by my wife. But we do have one child between us.
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman I WISH
 Nope: @Mr. Shine You must got like 12 kids with them dad jokes
 Nopetology: In the Hills, the Kitties
 Mr. Shine: @Nope You know, up in the meowntains.
 The Frito Bandito: This is how the world ends.
 Mr. Shine: @Nope He's from Sas-cat-chewan.
 piranharama: *Abominable purring intensifies*
 Nope: @Mr. Shine *hangs head in shame* clearly you are correct
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your boyfriend a pile of cats?
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Nah man, Catsquatch.
 tib gubb: cat golem
 Whatever: Iron Man's grandma, Crazy Cougar
 enfanta: 'Nipman miscalculates.
 a robot: Where can I find this handsome gentleman? Asking for a friend.
 Bu7Z: Cat man. Do?
 Nope: Sasqacat?
Image 169547   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
302
 
 Bast Relief: We're going to have the best oceans. Shiny like rainbows. Tremendous. But first we need to remove regulations against oil.
Image 169546   03-25-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
571
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: my ppe is frequently dirty, but that's what showers are for.
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z : I have learned that you can do literally anything to a city if you're wearing your orange and you have a hard hat on. Pro tip - make sure your ppe is dirty, otherwise no one will believe you've worked a day in your life.
 Whatever: Doing a great job at it too
 Bu7Z: One day I'm going to erect some scaffolding that meets OH&S standards and graph a wall wearing high vis during business hours and get away with it.
 jochenau: Mom: *spraypaints "I'm so proud of you"*
Image 169545   03-25-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
368
 
 Robespierre: Reminds me of my college days in northern Wisconsin...
 enfanta: @Staida I am sympathetic but I used to do it in defense against tailgaters. Never that much but enough to keep them back. I know I was wrong but I was damn tired of having my ass ridden by those dipshits.
 WotGives: @Staida Here, they actively hand out tickets for this. One of those cited tried to garner sympathy on social media and made a laughing stock of himself. Hopefully, your locale cracks down on it, too
 Staida: @WotGives I wish. I was about to say I can't stand when people do this. You live in the snow, you know this happens. keep something in the car to get that off so you don't throw it at me on the freeway.
 WotGives: Fined for improperly secured load
 Bu7Z: I'm off to sell this to Eskimos.
 enfanta: Nice snowhawk, dude.
 Nope: hahah its funny because he could kill someone
 El Barto: Nobody tell him.
Image 169544   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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