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248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

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248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248680 bug: pornhub

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....



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11. dingding: 2111 points
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Score:
1107
 
 a robot: It's impossible not to read this in his voice.
 piranharama: Terminated.
 guest: Yo anyone remember how fucking jacked that dude was in Predator?
 tib gubb: hahaha DAMN
 TurkeyVulture: Having lived his politics in California, particularly in education funding, I have to say of Arnold: even a broken clock can be right twice a day, and this is pretty damn right. Also: get working on The Final Voyage of Conan.
 Bu7Z: Pretty sure most special Olympians could out perform able bodied people in thier chosen sport...
 Dresdenkeogh: FATALITY
 Mr. Butt: fucking wasted
Image 169553   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169552 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eumoria. We'll pray for you, eumoria.
Score:
872
 
 Kim: Laser sights locked. Proceed with butter wiggle.
 Otterman: Fully charged optical weapons
 enfanta: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. That one, in fact.
 VoR: Just say no to stranger things...
 sparename: Quatermass And The Kit
Image 169551   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
439
 
 Felicity: Jett on /Beverly Hills Teens/ used to say Oh-so-fabuloso!
 Zampano: instructions unclear*drank the entire thing before I realized it was a cleaning solution
 Aemuli: It is even a better value that competing 40s, so it is alcoholic too? Found a new twist to Edward Fortyhands game!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt makes you feel Fabuloso!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It builds character
 KrazyKat: @Mr. Shine great comment/username synergy.
 Mr. Shine: It's a floor cleaner! "It's a dessert topping!" Wait, you're BOTH right!
 fanny: this is just begging to be drunk by a child
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear. Washed clothes with red cool-aid.
 Annoying Vegan : Sounds delicious!
Image 169550   03-25-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
628
 
 enfanta: I can hear the click and rattle as it bounces across my chompers and I am unhappy now.
 redmonkey3: eXiStenZ prop auction looking scary
 Himesama: Y THO???!!
 itskando: In Soviet Russia blahblahblah
 Prostata: finally! Now I can clean my toothbrush
 Mr. Shine: Teethbrush.
 WaffleIron: For Baleen whales.
 square44: remember to tooth your brushes twice a day
Image 169549   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
379
 
 Beef Supreme: Put the bumpers up for the kid.
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 Bill Rye: Am I the only one around here who gives a f*** about the rules?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 San DoDo: Et tu bowling ball
 tib gubb: same
 Dresdenkeogh: Destined for a life in the gutter. The ball not the child.
 Mr. Butt: OVER THE LINE
 Albatross: Ermagerd wertch mer berl!!!
Image 169548   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Actually, the last two were authored by my wife. But we do have one child between us.
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman I WISH
 Nope: @Mr. Shine You must got like 12 kids with them dad jokes
 Nopetology: In the Hills, the Kitties
 Mr. Shine: @Nope You know, up in the meowntains.
 The Frito Bandito: This is how the world ends.
 Mr. Shine: @Nope He's from Sas-cat-chewan.
 piranharama: *Abominable purring intensifies*
 Nope: @Mr. Shine *hangs head in shame* clearly you are correct
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your boyfriend a pile of cats?
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Nah man, Catsquatch.
 tib gubb: cat golem
 Whatever: Iron Man's grandma, Crazy Cougar
 enfanta: 'Nipman miscalculates.
 a robot: Where can I find this handsome gentleman? Asking for a friend.
 Bu7Z: Cat man. Do?
 Nope: Sasqacat?
Image 169547   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
302
 
 Bast Relief: We're going to have the best oceans. Shiny like rainbows. Tremendous. But first we need to remove regulations against oil.
Image 169546   03-25-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
601
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: my ppe is frequently dirty, but that's what showers are for.
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z : I have learned that you can do literally anything to a city if you're wearing your orange and you have a hard hat on. Pro tip - make sure your ppe is dirty, otherwise no one will believe you've worked a day in your life.
 Whatever: Doing a great job at it too
 Bu7Z: One day I'm going to erect some scaffolding that meets OH&S standards and graph a wall wearing high vis during business hours and get away with it.
 jochenau: Mom: *spraypaints "I'm so proud of you"*
Image 169545   03-25-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
401
 
 Religion X: Reminds me of my college days in northern Wisconsin...
 enfanta: @Staida I am sympathetic but I used to do it in defense against tailgaters. Never that much but enough to keep them back. I know I was wrong but I was damn tired of having my ass ridden by those dipshits.
 WotGives: @Staida Here, they actively hand out tickets for this. One of those cited tried to garner sympathy on social media and made a laughing stock of himself. Hopefully, your locale cracks down on it, too
 Staida: @WotGives I wish. I was about to say I can't stand when people do this. You live in the snow, you know this happens. keep something in the car to get that off so you don't throw it at me on the freeway.
 WotGives: Fined for improperly secured load
 Bu7Z: I'm off to sell this to Eskimos.
 enfanta: Nice snowhawk, dude.
 Nope: hahah its funny because he could kill someone
 El Barto: Nobody tell him.
Image 169544   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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