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198845  ASTER: This seems disproportionate and evil.

198846  Knice: Smurf cosplay weak af.

198846  ASTER: They must have tried to break into an ATM.

198769  Science: I'll be damned. That's weird.

198776  Science: His XXX is only 75? Mine is so high that I have modifiers.

198781  Science: @Felicity: Aryan refers to the Indo-Iranian peoples. It's more of a social term, but dipsticks co-opted it as a racial thing. It's been pretty much discredited at any rate.

198845  Meow: but seriously friends, befuddle is befuddle no matter the situation

198796  Science: My pup ate an entire loaf of bread when he was around 3 months old. I'm seriously surprised he didn't explode that day.

198845  Meow: we've all been there

198812  Science: I'm not going to say what I want to say about Carla Gugino.

198845  BavidDowie: In Soviet Russia...

198830  ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.

198320  ArchStanton: @Felicity it does look suspiciously like him. Heel, toe. Heel, toe

198840  karmakat: creepy...

198849  Knice: This porn is old.

181905  ChubbyBuddy: #HUW

198837  karmakat: at least daddy is support mommy's back during the 'attack'.

198841  Yam: Right in the streets, left in the sheets

198833  Yam: Stranger thins

198838  Yam: This post exists as a superposition of rad and bad until fanny observes it

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198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198724 Nopetology: @funny in the wall Spaying greatly reduces the risk of breast cancer in dogs, and some dogs are absolutely miserable when they're in heat. "False pregnancy" can be even worse. Whimpering and crying for days, carrying around stuffed animals in a constant state of anguish because the precious puppies are "dead" or just aren't acting like puppies. They know they're supposed to be doing something very important, but can't quite figure out what that is..

198757 Meow: That's ok, you wont live that much longer anyways

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198639 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Exactly. I have a bigot cousin (still family, but c'mon); whenever he says something horrible, he cites the first amendment. He hates it when I say that that same amendment lets me call him an asshole for it

198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198730 ignatz: Does your girlfriend have any spare change?

198667 Teechur: @Nopetology That happened to my brother near Boston!

198696 Teechur: @tib gubb Our administration is a major SOMEthing, alright.



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Score:
1077
 
 a robot: It's impossible not to read this in his voice.
 piranharama: Terminated.
 guest: Yo anyone remember how fucking jacked that dude was in Predator?
 tib gubb: hahaha DAMN
 TurkeyVulture: Having lived his politics in California, particularly in education funding, I have to say of Arnold: even a broken clock can be right twice a day, and this is pretty damn right. Also: get working on The Final Voyage of Conan.
 Bu7Z: Pretty sure most special Olympians could out perform able bodied people in thier chosen sport...
 Dresdenkeogh: FATALITY
 Mr. Butt: fucking wasted
Image 169553   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 169552 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eumoria. Boo, eumoria.
Score:
841
 
 Kim: Laser sights locked. Proceed with butter wiggle.
 Otterman: Fully charged optical weapons
 enfanta: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. That one, in fact.
 VoR: Just say no to stranger things...
 sparename: Quatermass And The Kit
Image 169551   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
407
 
 Zampano: instructions unclear*drank the entire thing before I realized it was a cleaning solution
 Aemuli: It is even a better value that competing 40s, so it is alcoholic too? Found a new twist to Edward Fortyhands game!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt makes you feel Fabuloso!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It builds character
 KrazyKat: @Mr. Shine great comment/username synergy.
 Mr. Shine: It's a floor cleaner! "It's a dessert topping!" Wait, you're BOTH right!
 fanny: this is just begging to be drunk by a child
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear. Washed clothes with red cool-aid.
 Annoying Vegan : Sounds delicious!
Image 169550   03-25-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
563
 
 enfanta: I can hear the click and rattle as it bounces across my chompers and I am unhappy now.
 redmonkey3: eXiStenZ prop auction looking scary
 Himesama: Y THO???!!
 itskando: In Soviet Russia blahblahblah
 Prostata: finally! Now I can clean my toothbrush
 Mr. Shine: Teethbrush.
 WaffleIron: For Baleen whales.
 square44: remember to tooth your brushes twice a day
Image 169549   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
344
 
 Beef Supreme: Put the bumpers up for the kid.
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 Bill Rye: Am I the only one around here who gives a f*** about the rules?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 Mr. Shine: Por Que?!
 San DoDo: Et tu bowling ball
 tib gubb: same
 Dresdenkeogh: Destined for a life in the gutter. The ball not the child.
 Mr. Butt: OVER THE LINE
 Albatross: Ermagerd wertch mer berl!!!
Image 169548   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Actually, the last two were authored by my wife. But we do have one child between us.
 a robot: @ThoughtlessGentleman I WISH
 Nope: @Mr. Shine You must got like 12 kids with them dad jokes
 Nopetology: In the Hills, the Kitties
 Mr. Shine: @Nope You know, up in the meowntains.
 The Frito Bandito: This is how the world ends.
 Mr. Shine: @Nope He's from Sas-cat-chewan.
 piranharama: *Abominable purring intensifies*
 Nope: @Mr. Shine *hangs head in shame* clearly you are correct
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your boyfriend a pile of cats?
 Mr. Shine: @Nope Nah man, Catsquatch.
 tib gubb: cat golem
 Whatever: Iron Man's grandma, Crazy Cougar
 enfanta: 'Nipman miscalculates.
 a robot: Where can I find this handsome gentleman? Asking for a friend.
 Bu7Z: Cat man. Do?
 Nope: Sasqacat?
Image 169547   03-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
302
 
 Bast Relief: We're going to have the best oceans. Shiny like rainbows. Tremendous. But first we need to remove regulations against oil.
Image 169546   03-25-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
571
 
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: my ppe is frequently dirty, but that's what showers are for.
 WaffleIron: @Bu7Z : I have learned that you can do literally anything to a city if you're wearing your orange and you have a hard hat on. Pro tip - make sure your ppe is dirty, otherwise no one will believe you've worked a day in your life.
 Whatever: Doing a great job at it too
 Bu7Z: One day I'm going to erect some scaffolding that meets OH&S standards and graph a wall wearing high vis during business hours and get away with it.
 jochenau: Mom: *spraypaints "I'm so proud of you"*
Image 169545   03-25-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
368
 
 Robespierre: Reminds me of my college days in northern Wisconsin...
 enfanta: @Staida I am sympathetic but I used to do it in defense against tailgaters. Never that much but enough to keep them back. I know I was wrong but I was damn tired of having my ass ridden by those dipshits.
 WotGives: @Staida Here, they actively hand out tickets for this. One of those cited tried to garner sympathy on social media and made a laughing stock of himself. Hopefully, your locale cracks down on it, too
 Staida: @WotGives I wish. I was about to say I can't stand when people do this. You live in the snow, you know this happens. keep something in the car to get that off so you don't throw it at me on the freeway.
 WotGives: Fined for improperly secured load
 Bu7Z: I'm off to sell this to Eskimos.
 enfanta: Nice snowhawk, dude.
 Nope: hahah its funny because he could kill someone
 El Barto: Nobody tell him.
Image 169544   03-25-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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