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253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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Score:
239
 
 Mr. Shine: Did my cornea just freeze solid?
 Scoo: We can't plow here, this is bat country!
 dobbiesdoogs: revenge of the snowflake
Image 169416   03-24-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
320
 
 redmonkey3: Auto.correct leads such an interesting, if fucked up, life
 redmonkey3: @Beef Supreme - is that REALLY how you feel ?
 Throwbot: @Beef Supreme but what's your opinion on abortion?
 sparename: This ain't rock and roll
 funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus
 Dr Awkward: "Time to make the genocides!"
 Nope: Get ya genocide here!!.. Special special 10 will get ya 20!!
Image 169415   03-24-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
330
 
 apoxia: I like what he's done with his bedroom.
 tib gubb: we get it - you like beautiful people
 redmonkey3: Is this a "chav" ? Or is he "scaly" ?... here in the Imperial States of Drumpt we just go with "douche"
 tokyopig: What no Burberry?
 zupobaloop: @Zampano Thug life, hsssss
 zupobaloop: @Zampano Thug life, hsssss
 a robot: Wish those were real cats
 WTF: What's up home kitten.
 Zampano: Gangster as fuck, meow
Image 169414   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
270
 
 why the long face: Its like a tree went ZOINKS!
 apoxia: I think these are rad. I haven't seen anything like this in New Zealand. They just look like cell towers here.
 Theimposter: @redmonkey:well screw you too :p
 redmonkey3: FAKE. (burn the imposter!)
 well duh: There's one of these near us, "disguised" as a pine tree, the wife and I were discussing it the other day. I couldn't agree that it looked better than just a plain old cell tower. It's just so damn fake, it sticks out like pink camo.
 Lestrange: Rad just for effort
 Mad Collager: They tried to convince people it was real, but it was a hard cell.
 kazzy94: You're a phony! A BIG, FAT PHONY!
 Scoo: Greetings, fellow trees
 VoR: Venus fly trap eats paraglidist
 Bob: Imposter!
Image 169413   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
725
 
 Flarmie: @Scoo I didn't know you were a meteorologist, too. We should hang out more.
 Scoo: @Robespierre Meteorologists like myself call them "Crepuscular Rays"
 totaljihad: Long-distance bomber and interceptor pilots during WWII called this cloud lighting The Pillars of Heaven.
 itskando: Isn't this when he does do it man in ghostbusters?
 VoR: I like this.
Image 169412   03-24-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
389
 
 zupobaloop: Screw judge Judy. Marilyn Milian is the only judge for me
 zupobaloop: Screw judge Judy. Marilyn Milian is the only judge for me
 Butcherboy: Though if you got final jeopardy right you got a quarter
 Butcherboy: This makes me think of my dear departed grandmother. You absolutely did not interrupt her during Jeopardy or Judge Judy
 Unicorn: "TAZE him! Taze him in the BUTT!"
Image 169411   03-24-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
232
 
 tokyopig: God bless Cannon films.
 Gomi Day: looks like a sad mashup of maxx steele and r2d2. lemme at those omnibots in the background, yo.
 ch: NOW. I. AM. SQUEEZE. MAXIMUM. POWER.
 Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?
 DrinkMixMan: I can perform 930,000 trillion calculations per second, but I cannot comprehend this thing you call... love. Oh, wait, no, I just figured it out!
 a robot: Oh wow I hate that guy.
 WTF: Robot designation 2-M.U.C.H.
 wolfpk: That is unfortunately a kill bot. As the girl is about to find out.
 VoR: End of the film he has the hearts on a necklace.
Image 169410   03-24-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
520
 
 Cami: I got diabetes from looking at this picture.
 t48: Puppers in their PJs!
Image 169409   03-24-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
515
 
 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.
 Scoo: @Warrax One of the worst shits I ever took was at the NTC at Ft. Irwin, too. Except instead of a nice mountain top, it was in a port-a-potty in pitch dark during a 60+ mph dust storm.
 Warrax: @Scoo The best shit I ever took was on top of a mountain at the NTC at Ft. Irwin, California. Spring time in the high desert, a nice cool breeze, sitting on an ammo crate watching an entire armored regiment maneuver in the valley below.
 sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies
 beckybecky: Now THIS is my place in the cosmos!
 funny in the wall: The first time I did the Incline, I was certain that there would be a bathroom at the top. There wasn't one and it was pretty crowded. It ended up being a rather uncomfortable race against, um time, down Barr trail. @Scoo
 VoR: Bet it still stinks
 Scoo: A couple of years ago, I was climbing Mount Lincoln (a Colorado 14'er) and after getting to the summit, had to take a shit BAD. Maybe I was a little hypoxic, or maybe it's because it's hard to make out the trail above treeline, but I went to where I *thought* was out of view of the trail and starting taking care of business. Very shortly I discovered I had miscalculated. I had to pass those folks coming up as I was heading down, but fortunately not a word was said by anyone.
 Amy Housewine: In times of drought the peons below were greatful for the liquid from on high.
 UseYourName: Flush with scenery
 cenecia: A scene while you're peein'
 DrinkMixMan: A poo with a view
Image 169408   03-24-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
407
 
 KrazyKat: Cup-o-pizza, anyone?
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward I just realized that I was mixing this up with "The Lonely Guy." Either way, all of Steve Martin's movies seem unintentionally weird, like they're accidentally as insane as "Being John Malkovich."
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Yeah, it was weird, but not "Being John Malkovich" weird.
 VoR: Well you're gonna
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt bowfinger. The first movie with multiple Eddie Murphi
 Mr. Butt: This is hands down one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen.
Image 169407   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bromide
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