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272626  Theimposter: Counter crusade required.

272602  Mr. Butt: It's okay.

272602  Kaviri: Like, if you can't read then I can't even help you.

272611  Kaviri: She's a real beaut.

272614  Kaviri: Spok's dad.

272618  Kaviri: They only allow cat yoga at the dog park in Portland.

272622  Kaviri: Knowmsayin?

272626  Kaviri: Time for the Baja Men to make a comeback!

272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

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239
 
 Mr. Shine: Did my cornea just freeze solid?
 Scoo: We can't plow here, this is bat country!
 dobbiesdoogs: revenge of the snowflake
Image 169416   03-24-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
320
 
 redmonkey3: Auto.correct leads such an interesting, if fucked up, life
 redmonkey3: @Beef Supreme - is that REALLY how you feel ?
 Throwbot: @Beef Supreme but what's your opinion on abortion?
 sparename: This ain't rock and roll
 funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus
 Phum Munts: "Time to make the genocides!"
 Nope: Get ya genocide here!!.. Special special 10 will get ya 20!!
Image 169415   03-24-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
330
 
 apoxia: I like what he's done with his bedroom.
 tib gubb: we get it - you like beautiful people
 redmonkey3: Is this a "chav" ? Or is he "scaly" ?... here in the Imperial States of Drumpt we just go with "douche"
 tokyopig: What no Burberry?
 zupobaloop: @Zampano Thug life, hsssss
 zupobaloop: @Zampano Thug life, hsssss
 a robot: Wish those were real cats
 WTF: What's up home kitten.
 Zampano: Gangster as fuck, meow
Image 169414   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
270
 
 why the long face: Its like a tree went ZOINKS!
 apoxia: I think these are rad. I haven't seen anything like this in New Zealand. They just look like cell towers here.
 Theimposter: @redmonkey:well screw you too :p
 redmonkey3: FAKE. (burn the imposter!)
 well duh: There's one of these near us, "disguised" as a pine tree, the wife and I were discussing it the other day. I couldn't agree that it looked better than just a plain old cell tower. It's just so damn fake, it sticks out like pink camo.
 Lestrange: Rad just for effort
 Mad Collager: They tried to convince people it was real, but it was a hard cell.
 kazzy94: You're a phony! A BIG, FAT PHONY!
 Scoo: Greetings, fellow trees
 Mark As Read: Venus fly trap eats paraglidist
 Bob: Imposter!
Image 169413   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
725
 
 Flarmie: @Scoo I didn't know you were a meteorologist, too. We should hang out more.
 Scoo: @Robespierre Meteorologists like myself call them "Crepuscular Rays"
 totaljihad: Long-distance bomber and interceptor pilots during WWII called this cloud lighting The Pillars of Heaven.
 itskando: Isn't this when he does do it man in ghostbusters?
 tehghost: I like this.
Image 169412   03-24-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
389
 
 zupobaloop: Screw judge Judy. Marilyn Milian is the only judge for me
 zupobaloop: Screw judge Judy. Marilyn Milian is the only judge for me
 Butcherboy: Though if you got final jeopardy right you got a quarter
 Butcherboy: This makes me think of my dear departed grandmother. You absolutely did not interrupt her during Jeopardy or Judge Judy
 Unicorn: "TAZE him! Taze him in the BUTT!"
Image 169411   03-24-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
232
 
 tokyopig: God bless Cannon films.
 Gomi Day: looks like a sad mashup of maxx steele and r2d2. lemme at those omnibots in the background, yo.
 ch: NOW. I. AM. SQUEEZE. MAXIMUM. POWER.
 Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?
 DrinkMixMan: I can perform 930,000 trillion calculations per second, but I cannot comprehend this thing you call... love. Oh, wait, no, I just figured it out!
 a robot: Oh wow I hate that guy.
 WTF: Robot designation 2-M.U.C.H.
 wolfpk: That is unfortunately a kill bot. As the girl is about to find out.
 sunset blues: End of the film he has the hearts on a necklace.
Image 169410   03-24-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
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 Cami: I got diabetes from looking at this picture.
 t48: Puppers in their PJs!
Image 169409   03-24-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
515
 
 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.
 Scoo: @Warrax One of the worst shits I ever took was at the NTC at Ft. Irwin, too. Except instead of a nice mountain top, it was in a port-a-potty in pitch dark during a 60+ mph dust storm.
 Warrax: @Scoo The best shit I ever took was on top of a mountain at the NTC at Ft. Irwin, California. Spring time in the high desert, a nice cool breeze, sitting on an ammo crate watching an entire armored regiment maneuver in the valley below.
 sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies
 beckybecky: Now THIS is my place in the cosmos!
 funny in the wall: The first time I did the Incline, I was certain that there would be a bathroom at the top. There wasn't one and it was pretty crowded. It ended up being a rather uncomfortable race against, um time, down Barr trail. @Scoo
 Fullhouse: Bet it still stinks
 Scoo: A couple of years ago, I was climbing Mount Lincoln (a Colorado 14'er) and after getting to the summit, had to take a shit BAD. Maybe I was a little hypoxic, or maybe it's because it's hard to make out the trail above treeline, but I went to where I *thought* was out of view of the trail and starting taking care of business. Very shortly I discovered I had miscalculated. I had to pass those folks coming up as I was heading down, but fortunately not a word was said by anyone.
 Amy Housewine: In times of drought the peons below were greatful for the liquid from on high.
 UseYourName: Flush with scenery
 cenecia: A scene while you're peein'
 DrinkMixMan: A poo with a view
Image 169408   03-24-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
407
 
 KrazyKat: Cup-o-pizza, anyone?
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward I just realized that I was mixing this up with "The Lonely Guy." Either way, all of Steve Martin's movies seem unintentionally weird, like they're accidentally as insane as "Being John Malkovich."
 whiplash: @Mr. Butt Yeah, it was weird, but not "Being John Malkovich" weird.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Well you're gonna
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt bowfinger. The first movie with multiple Eddie Murphi
 Mr. Butt: This is hands down one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen.
Image 169407   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bromide
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