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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
432
 
 Kim: New e. coli outbreak could be affecting your area
 Lestrange: Fluffy little cow
 wolfpk: The secret behind Californias happy cows.
 t48: I'm lactose intolerant but I'd risk it.
 Mr. Butt: Take that, vegans!
 VoR: Drugs cow are bad
 Scoo: @ThatGuy Nor the stakes!
 ThatGuy: The steaks have never been yadda yadaa
 WotGives: Buzzfeed
 ignatz: Two pints of Gold-Top please..
Image 169396   03-24-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
799
 
 El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!
 Lestrange: Kitty gonna piss on everything he owns
 enfanta: (And I'd never declaw a kitty. That's just cruel. And I can show you many scars to prove my cats are not declawed.)
 enfanta: @thebiglutovsky the "I couldn't be more vertical" part with a big helping of "why the fuck didn't I get you declawed?"
 thebiglutovsky: @enfanta "Listen, what part of 'I'm going to take a nap now' did you not understand, human?"
 zupobaloop: If a kitten falls asleep on your shoulder, you will die in your sleep.
 enfanta: Yeah, it's cute now. Wait til he's 15 pounds of damned determined to keep doing it.
 tib gubb: dis is da best sleepin' place
Image 169395   03-24-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Image 169394 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. We'll pray for you, titular role.
Score:
300
 
 Ment Thorp: Somebody trying to bring Kandinsky up to date?
 tib gubb: cyber dad hits the lsd...
Image 169393   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
213
 
 robocop: "The Thinker" done forgot.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine More like "Cubist's Rube," amirite?!
 enfanta: Papa Moai's cubist phase.
 XLY: What did you do to my Jenga!?
 Mr. Shine: Who broke my Rubik's Cube?!
Image 169392   03-24-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
479
 
 A duck: Alright sir, license, registration, and pic-a-nic basket please.
 tib gubb: these new food dispensers kick ass
 Scoo: "What're you looking at? Ain't you never seen a bear who locked his keys in the car before?"
 Randlarr: Odd, Bear isn't driving car.
Image 169391   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
529
 
 wolfpk: @WTF I hope it is lol
 WTF: I hope it's not electric!
 Warrax: Do you even lean against fences, bro?
Image 169390   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
415
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clams." - Ray Gillette
 WTF: "If anyone deserves to be wrapped in seaweed and buried in mud it's you honey."
 Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job
 zupobaloop: Help! My mermaid is sick!
 A duck: It's nice when they let you know right in their pic that they're crazy and you shouldn't swipe right.
 WTF: Ignore this.
 tib gubb: okay, *this is my fetish.
 Scoo: We get it, you soak weed
 SomeCanadian: One of those kelpies I've heard about
 Dresdenkeogh: Somebody kelp her!
 sparename: She weed in the bath?
Image 169389   03-24-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
819
 
 enfanta: Looks like a win to me.
 itskando: Came out rad
Image 169388   03-24-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
425
 
 Throwbot: Vol III: Advanced Thumb Twiddling
 Throwbot: Vol X: The Joys of CSPAN
 Throwbot: Vol VI: Watching Paint Dry
 yev: collecting sand, huh. when we were bored we used to count air molecules! twice.
 VoR: Dammit. I am wondering how much boring you need to make a book.
 Scoo: In America, first you collect the sand, then you stare at it, then you get the BOREDOM
 Randlarr: I'm good at the collecting part but really bad at the getting it out of the carpet part.
Image 169387   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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