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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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 Lelm Dampupert: New e. coli outbreak could be affecting your area
 Flold Albopert: Fluffy little cow
 Gart Drumombies: The secret behind Californias happy cows.
 Puld Horpombies: I'm lactose intolerant but I'd risk it.
 Jeft Plemongo: Take that, vegans!
 Treld Flumbies: Drugs cow are bad
 Perb Albongus: @ThatGuy Nor the stakes!
 Ming Flumungus: The steaks have never been yadda yadaa
 Thart Flumple: Buzzfeed
 Guple Flopert: Two pints of Gold-Top please..
Image 169396   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Doft Cremungus
 Mungo Dampungo: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!
 Jompo Albumple: Kitty gonna piss on everything he owns
 Humpo Flupert: (And I'd never declaw a kitty. That's just cruel. And I can show you many scars to prove my cats are not declawed.)
 Helm Cremongus: @thebiglutovsky the "I couldn't be more vertical" part with a big helping of "why the fuck didn't I get you declawed?"
 Puple Grunomple: @enfanta "Listen, what part of 'I'm going to take a nap now' did you not understand, human?"
 Crurb Morpongo: If a kitten falls asleep on your shoulder, you will die in your sleep.
 Bort Pluble: Yeah, it's cute now. Wait til he's 15 pounds of damned determined to keep doing it.
 Crempo Flumbies: dis is da best sleepin' place
Image 169395   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Rango Flumoble
Image 169394 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. Your image was bad, titular role.
 Vorbo Drumungo: Somebody trying to bring Kandinsky up to date?
 Gown Pluble: cyber dad hits the lsd...
Image 169393   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Trewn Horpungus
 Jert Plemomple: "The Thinker" done forgot.
 Volm Rempumbies: @Mr. Shine More like "Cubist's Rube," amirite?!
 Murt Horpopert: Papa Moai's cubist phase.
 Trimp Flumungus: What did you do to my Jenga!?
 Trorm Dampombies: Who broke my Rubik's Cube?!
Image 169392   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Gongo Rempungo
 Reld Dampongus: Alright sir, license, registration, and pic-a-nic basket please.
 Rewn Flumongus: these new food dispensers kick ass
 Ging Grungus: "What're you looking at? Ain't you never seen a bear who locked his keys in the car before?"
 Fleple Plombies: Odd, Bear isn't driving car.
Image 169391   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Thuft Rempumbies
 Hirm Drumopert: @WTF I hope it is lol
 Morm Rempuble: I hope it's not electric!
 Guft Dampongo: Do you even lean against fences, bro?
Image 169390   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vompo Cremumbies
 Ding Morpumbies: "I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clams." - Ray Gillette
 Lort Flumupert: "If anyone deserves to be wrapped in seaweed and buried in mud it's you honey."
 Criwn Flumoble: Swamp Thing's day job
 Vuld Gropert: Help! My mermaid is sick!
 Bart Morpumbies: It's nice when they let you know right in their pic that they're crazy and you shouldn't swipe right.
 Crimpo Broble: Ignore this.
 Hirm Brungus: okay, *this is my fetish.
 Tringo Horpomple: We get it, you soak weed
 Lart Gruble: One of those kelpies I've heard about
 Luwn Grunupert: Somebody kelp her!
 Rumpo Cremomple: She weed in the bath?
Image 169389   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Gimpo Gromple
 Demp Dampomple: Looks like a win to me.
 Trampo Flumumple: Came out rad
Image 169388   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Trung Plemungus
 Crurbo Rempungo: Vol III: Advanced Thumb Twiddling
 Theple Grombies: Vol X: The Joys of CSPAN
 Pingo Flungo: Vol VI: Watching Paint Dry
 Dirt Flumupert: collecting sand, huh. when we were bored we used to count air molecules! twice.
 Jelm Plemupert: Dammit. I am wondering how much boring you need to make a book.
 Gelm Drumongo: In America, first you collect the sand, then you stare at it, then you get the BOREDOM
 Tralm Flumungus: I'm good at the collecting part but really bad at the getting it out of the carpet part.
Image 169387   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Thawn Horpungo
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