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272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

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 Kim: New e. coli outbreak could be affecting your area
 Lestrange: Fluffy little cow
 wolfpk: The secret behind Californias happy cows.
 t48: I'm lactose intolerant but I'd risk it.
 Mr. Butt: Take that, vegans!
 butt poop: Drugs cow are bad
 Scoo: @ThatGuy Nor the stakes!
 ThatGuy: The steaks have never been yadda yadaa
 WotGives: Buzzfeed
 zoso: Two pints of Gold-Top please..
Image 169396   03-24-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!
 Lestrange: Kitty gonna piss on everything he owns
 enfanta: (And I'd never declaw a kitty. That's just cruel. And I can show you many scars to prove my cats are not declawed.)
 enfanta: @thebiglutovsky the "I couldn't be more vertical" part with a big helping of "why the fuck didn't I get you declawed?"
 thebiglutovsky: @enfanta "Listen, what part of 'I'm going to take a nap now' did you not understand, human?"
 zupobaloop: If a kitten falls asleep on your shoulder, you will die in your sleep.
 enfanta: Yeah, it's cute now. Wait til he's 15 pounds of damned determined to keep doing it.
 tib gubb: dis is da best sleepin' place
Image 169395   03-24-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Image 169394 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by titular role. You have brought shame on us, titular role.
 Ment Thorp: Somebody trying to bring Kandinsky up to date?
 tib gubb: cyber dad hits the lsd...
Image 169393   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 robocop: "The Thinker" done forgot.
 Youll Cowards: @Mr. Shine More like "Cubist's Rube," amirite?!
 enfanta: Papa Moai's cubist phase.
 XLY: What did you do to my Jenga!?
 Mr. Shine: Who broke my Rubik's Cube?!
Image 169392   03-24-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
 A duck: Alright sir, license, registration, and pic-a-nic basket please.
 tib gubb: these new food dispensers kick ass
 Scoo: "What're you looking at? Ain't you never seen a bear who locked his keys in the car before?"
 Randlarr: Odd, Bear isn't driving car.
Image 169391   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wolfpk: @WTF I hope it is lol
 WTF: I hope it's not electric!
 Warrax: Do you even lean against fences, bro?
Image 169390   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Wooden Spoon: "I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clams." - Ray Gillette
 WTF: "If anyone deserves to be wrapped in seaweed and buried in mud it's you honey."
 Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job
 zupobaloop: Help! My mermaid is sick!
 A duck: It's nice when they let you know right in their pic that they're crazy and you shouldn't swipe right.
 WTF: Ignore this.
 tib gubb: okay, *this is my fetish.
 Scoo: We get it, you soak weed
 SomeCanadian: One of those kelpies I've heard about
 Dresdenkeogh: Somebody kelp her!
 sparename: She weed in the bath?
Image 169389   03-24-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 enfanta: Looks like a win to me.
 itskando: Came out rad
Image 169388   03-24-17   Uploaded by    togboat
 Throwbot: Vol III: Advanced Thumb Twiddling
 Throwbot: Vol X: The Joys of CSPAN
 Throwbot: Vol VI: Watching Paint Dry
 yev: collecting sand, huh. when we were bored we used to count air molecules! twice.
 Grandmaster Fat: Dammit. I am wondering how much boring you need to make a book.
 Scoo: In America, first you collect the sand, then you stare at it, then you get the BOREDOM
 Randlarr: I'm good at the collecting part but really bad at the getting it out of the carpet part.
Image 169387   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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