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249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
415
 
 Wooden Spoon: "I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clams." - Ray Gillette
 WTF: "If anyone deserves to be wrapped in seaweed and buried in mud it's you honey."
 Dreforian: Swamp Thing's day job
 zupobaloop: Help! My mermaid is sick!
 A duck: It's nice when they let you know right in their pic that they're crazy and you shouldn't swipe right.
 WTF: Ignore this.
 tib gubb: okay, *this is my fetish.
 Scoo: We get it, you soak weed
 SomeCanadian: One of those kelpies I've heard about
 Dresdenkeogh: Somebody kelp her!
 sparename: She weed in the bath?
Image 169389   03-24-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
819
 
 enfanta: Looks like a win to me.
 itskando: Came out rad
Image 169388   03-24-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
425
 
 Throwbot: Vol III: Advanced Thumb Twiddling
 Throwbot: Vol X: The Joys of CSPAN
 Throwbot: Vol VI: Watching Paint Dry
 yev: collecting sand, huh. when we were bored we used to count air molecules! twice.
 VoR: Dammit. I am wondering how much boring you need to make a book.
 Scoo: In America, first you collect the sand, then you stare at it, then you get the BOREDOM
 Randlarr: I'm good at the collecting part but really bad at the getting it out of the carpet part.
Image 169387   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
353
 
 Bubo: Tuesday!
 Wooden Spoon: "Let's all go to the kitchen of love and bake a happiness cake..." still gets stuck in my head once a week.
 redmonkey3: now THIS is a fun Adverse Reaction!
 tritium: @Amy Housewine yes! Vince and the vacuum get married and have a whole bunch of hand-vacs.
 Amy Housewine: Rex The Ruuunt, Rex The Ruuunt/It's time for a doggy dialooogue!/Rex The Ruuunt, Rex The Ruuunt/A wobbly bobbly dribbly squiggly dooooooggg!
 Warrax: tim for yrad werk vroom vroom
Image 169386   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
357
 
 tib gubb: maybe the big dog finds the bed uncomfortable... did you ever think of that?
Image 169385   03-24-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
367
 
 tib gubb: you got a discount for your boy noodles?
 Scoo: And yet, no noodles
 SomeCanadian: "Well, there's noodles, egg sausage and noodles, that's not got much noodle in it." "But I don't LIKE noodles!"
 grizzly: God damnit Mr. NOODLE!
 kinggheedra: Everything in the nice part of town looks like this to me. Basically, unless it's a payday loan place or a chinese restaurant that serves wings i don't understand what kind of business it is.
 antipatterns: new Gorillaz album hype
 Warrax: Finally, I can realize my dream of total ramen-inspired home decor.
 a robot: "You got your noodles on my furniture!" "You got your furniture on my noodles!"
 sparename: Oodles of them...
Image 169384   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
392
 
 apoxia: If only televisions could display moving images...
 Lestrange: The value of literary to government
 Scoo: I specifically said HOVERCOPTER!
 Sadbot: DEBT
 antipatterns: good place to begin is Alex La Guma "Tyranny of the Visual" for those with jstor access
 Amy Housewine: Killer points on those shoes.
 ch: Footstabber is on the loose again
 tib gubb: shut off your television and open up your eyes*
Image 169383   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
523
 
 Lestrange: Disc seems to have shrunk
 wolfpk: I know I move slow, but this is just insulting!
 Warrax: Is this that airbnb thing I've heard so much about?
 Amy Housewine: "So we put an extension on the extension..."
 VoR: Quit staring.
Image 169382   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
354
 
 Wooden Spoon: What did Glenda do to her sister when she borrowed her dress without asking? Beater! Ba-dum tss.
 Warrax: She has the best idea ever.
 VoR: Gonna light you up like Christmas. Danzig.
 sparename: ILLUMINATA CONFIRMED
 BavidDowie: @KrazyKat Madame Merengue
 a robot: My hat is a lightbulb and my dress is a cake, your argument is invalid.
 KrazyKat: The goddess of whipped egg whites.
Image 169381   03-24-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
504
 
 Zampano: So is whiskey but you don't see me printing out public service announcements about it.
 Bob: Food, internet, and work.
 SomeCanadian: I personally eat 2 cubic feet of concrete powder per day. Keeps the humours vital.
 Amy Housewine: I would like two foods, please.
 VoR: Only a matter of time until my next nothing binge.
 VoR: Oh god. Thanks doc.
 DrinkMixMan: i like food
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, as a Dr. of sorts, this rings way too true to me... a good proportion of the stuff Americans eat isn't really "food" per se.
 zodiacflash: Yup. Food, air, and water.
 Lestrange: True dat.
Image 169380   03-24-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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