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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

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175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Score:
787
 
 redmonkey3: Cannabis is the friend who tucks you into a warm bed wearing a clown suit... not YOUR warm bed, necessarily, but a warm bed.
 redmonkey3: Alcohol is the hateful friend who leaves you handcuffed naked to a park bench in cold weather.
 Jabberwikket: @Scoo, especially when they are shitfaced
 tokyopig: That's some god tier translation work, bravo.
 Scoo: Sure; people abandon friends all the time
Image 169339   03-24-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
596
 
 CastleBravo: I think I'm in the wrong neighborhood m-er f-er.
 Thurb Grunombies: Circle the one thing wrong with this picture
 Robespierre: Alternative Kowloon Walled City (as if KWC wasn't alternative enough already)
 tokyopig: [can't translate this]
Image 169338   03-24-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
612
 
 redmonkey3: @Warrax @Lestrange - Fukushima
 itskando: Normal daisy for scale
 Lestrange: @Warrax Pripyat.
 Warrax: Where can I get seeds for this?
 Robespierre: Looks like something Dean Ween would sing about.
 Meow: Dare ya to eat it
 a robot: I AM THE GOD OF THE DAISIES
 hearsegirl: the Monsanto Daisy
 piranharama: The Thing
 ignatz: Uh Oh, I thought you said it could never jump species?
Image 169337   03-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
444
 
 enfanta: "I'm flying!"
 enfanta: "I'm flying!"
 wolfpk: Get a room!
 itskando: Needs Monsanto daisy for scale
 Mr. Butt: this could be us but you playin
 tokyopig: Cactus frot in the desert? That's hot.
 Albatross: Red rover red rover send prickly right over
 KrazyKat: Awwwww. A relationship many years in the making.
Image 169336   03-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 ChubbyBuddy: he won 2 medals for it
 Warrax: The horror... the horror...
 kinggheedra: It was a snapping turtle vs a mallard, so kind of a bowser vs flying rape demon thing.
 Robespierre: @piranharama It must have been an intense, uptight experience for him.
 Meow: their code names need work
 piranharama: And that's the facial expression I would have too.
 KrazyKat: Did he use his paramilitary training to break it up?
 WTF: And it was the highlight of his life.
 Mr. Butt: Would you rather fight one duck sized turtle, or a hundred turtle sized ducks?
Image 169335   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 169334 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bubbles. We'll pray for you, bubbles.
Score:
340
 
 tokyopig: On a side note, did you know that it's nearly impossible to use a laser mouse on tatami?
 Peach: Tonight on "Snapped"...
 Dick Inspector: Looks like insult to injury.
 WTF: I thought the dog was in a plastic bag for a second.
Image 169333   03-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
395
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Dates are experiences you have with other people that make you appreciate being "balognely"
 Mr. Butt: Correct.
Image 169332   03-24-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
996
 
 tokyopig: @sparename [doesn't get it, has to sleep now]
 tokyopig: @sparename googles 'Charlotte Church'
 Beef Supreme: Redacted
 tib gubb: I've been saying that for years
 WTF: 8shit, what a pleasant name for a website.
 Peter Pantsless: We may be killing off tigers, but just you wait until armored, radio-bio-mechanical tiger-like laser-animals show up. That's...only kind-of a joke
 sparename: Humans are not an endangered species - churchofeuthanasia dot org. Though, still, the only church I want to be in is Charlotte (I won't know if I get moderised for that one as I've been de-purpled, again)
Image 169331   03-24-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
357
 
 Hokie333: Later, shitlord.
 Side Boob: This is the problem with people that dispense toilet paper from the back side of the roll. Savages!
 El Barto: A Man and His Poop: A Love Story.
 Dresdenkeogh: He pooped a sentient bratwurst.
 a sedated moose: No wipe?
Image 169330   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
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