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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 Hokie333: Later, shitlord.
 Side Boob: This is the problem with people that dispense toilet paper from the back side of the roll. Savages!
 El Barto: A Man and His Poop: A Love Story.
 Dresdenkeogh: He pooped a sentient bratwurst.
 a sedated moose: No wipe?
Image 169330   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Wooden Spoon: Why did we think pogs were fun?
 SomeCanadian: Gatosaurio looks like a Rad friend for Mascot.
 Scoo: I googled Gautosaurio. The results were interesting.
 a robot: Remember Gatosaurio? He's back! In pog form!
 tokyopig: Auto rad for pogs.
Image 169329   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.
 Wookiee: And I thought punk was a human thing.
 CastleBravo: @piranharama Perfect for older Flash Gitz.
 Peach: I love murlocks.
 tokyopig: @FabricMan You mean one of the koopa kids? 'Airship bosses from SMB3' is the most alien term for a familiar thing I've heard since I met my cousins for the first time and found that they called our common grandmother 'nana'
 piranharama: Hair squigs
 FabricMan: One of the airship bosses from SMB3
 tokyopig: Aged mossy mutant turtles, Aged mossy mutant turtles, aged mossy mutant turtles, turtles with a rad vote, mossy 'do
Image 169328   03-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 tokyopig: @Beeble Same sort of reason here, if people won't take my reccomendations on things I boycott theirs on principle.
 Beeble: @tokyopig Sharetime: I'm not watching that movie out of spite toward a former roommate for waking me up almost nightly to demand I watch that movie. This has been going on since right around the time it came out on VHS.
 Bob: It told me not to read it, so I didn't.
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless You clearly don't hate it enough to commit an felony.
 enfanta: Palahniuk is so hot right now.
 Scoo: The only reasonable thing to do with Palahniuk garbage
 Randlarr: I like mine a bit charred, too.
 jochenau: At least you had the sense not to burn a copy of Fahrenheit 451.
 tokyopig: [still hasn't seen fight club]
 Peter Pantsless: Look, I hate 50 Shades of Gray, too, but I'm not about to burn my house down over it
Image 169327   03-24-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 Beeble: Same.
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man hates person man. They have a fight, triangle wins. Triangle man
 tokyopig: Don't worry Mr. Sphere, your disgust at the stupidity of everyone around will occasionally give way to fleeting moments of panic in which your sole thought will be to worry that you can't operate stupidly, quickly enough to stay competitive.
 El Barto: @addend and that's how ice cream cones were made.
 Peter Pantsless: I hate triangle man
 addend: # Bow-chika bow-wow. #
Image 169326   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 ThatGuy: @El Barto I actually pronounce it Pal' pa-teen
 SpaceCow: Hardcore Henry's daily commute stream wasn't as exciting.
 El Barto: @ThatGuy I'm playing a star wars rpg at the moment and one of the players has a character called "That Guy". Is yours also pronounced Taa-hat Gwee?
 Dresdenkeogh: Hit dat big-ass-jump!
 younglink: @KrazyKat @ThatGuy don't worry, when the train stops, they're gonna do it even if they don't want to.
 itskando: @ThatGuy username comment combo
 KrazyKat: You know you want to.
 ThatGuy: Do it.
Image 169325   03-24-17   Uploaded by    runny999
 Wooden Spoon: I wish this girlscouts would stop using cottonseed oil so I could buy thin mints again.
 Wooden Spoon: I wish this girlscouts would stop using cottonseed oil so I could buy thin mints again.
 tokyopig: Actually we're with a collection agency, but to lure out of the recluses we always bring along a generous helping of thin mints.
 Ihminen: Never too broke for thin mints
 Cami: @Knice Always in the last place you look.
 BavidDowie: How long does it take these Thin Mints to have their effect...I'm on sleeve 6.
 jochenau: And that was the day the JWs started selling Thin Mints.
 a robot: @Knice Behind the sofa the whole time!
 Knice: WHERE WAS HE??
Image 169324   03-24-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Warrax: Don't do it, when you want to go to it.
 Randlarr: I can't relax. I am surrounded by virus-bong people and dirt arms.
 El Barto: I found the cure for loneliness. All aboard the Friendly Spaceship.
 a robot: ....aboard the Friendly Spaceship!
Image 169323   03-24-17   Uploaded by    genius
 Wooden Spoon: They had to build a new city sized sewage treatment plant just to handle this one new building.
 Wooden Spoon: They had to build a new city sized sewage treatment plant just to handle this one new building.
 MasterTwig: These three franchises being under the same roof just makes me disappointed that there is no doritos locos pizza or doritos locos chicken tenders.
 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers
 Jabberwikket: @tokyopig, 3some ? Perhaps, but probably more along the lines of 3 girls one cup
 Thurb Grunombies: Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way we can be sure.
 jazzjunkie: This town has weird zoning laws
 BavidDowie: Kentaco Fried Pizza
 fink: @Pizza brilliant username comment synergy
 tokyopig: When it comes to food porn, this is a 3 some.
 Prostata: they're all owned by the same company. "Yum! Brands"
 jochenau: Soon the Franchise Wars will begin, and thereafter all restaurants will be called Taco Bell.
 KrazyKat: @grizzly rad for das racist.
 Ronick: Welcome to America
 Flarmie: We have one of these in my town. KenTacoHut.
 Dresdenkeogh: More American than the white house
 grizzly: I'm at the pizza hut. I'm at the taco bell. I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.
Image 169322   03-24-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Beeble: catbutthole.jpg
 Pizza: @sparename 2 microns thick. I love that film.
 sparename: Almost Andromeda!
Image 169321   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
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