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272626  Kaviri: Time for the Baja Men to make a comeback!

272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

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 wolfpk: The good news is that you have the body if a god. The bad news is, it''s Buda.
 itskando: He's right behind me again, isn't he
 Otterman: Rad for Buddha. And for a fatass cat.
 SomeCanadian: One of these has the secret to the true dharma. The other poops in a box.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Dresdenkeogh: You can only safely rub one of these bellies. But both are so tempting.
Image 169215   03-23-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
560
 
 Kim: "Ishmael! Dinner time!"
 carpwoman: This photo never gets old.
 itskando: Where's that forsaken cat? I WILL find her..
 SomeCanadian: Jabba the Cat didn't do as well in crowd-testing
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE... GOOD GODS, THAT POOR CAT LOOKS DESPERATE.
 Scoo: SOON
 Dresdenkeogh: This cat is clearly ALL tentacles from the nose down. Just look at it.
Image 169214   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
530
 
 Lestrange: Echo
 Shay: Dat face when...
 Lestrange: Echo
 Shay: Dat face when...
 AverageJoe: I hate haters, they are so negative they piss me off!
 BFHoodrich: I kinda like this place..
 amputator: I kinda like this place..
 Lestrange: Same
 Lestrange: Same
 SgtScaredFrog: I love hating everything!
 SgtScaredFrog: I love hating everything!
Image 169213   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
296
 
 Hokie333: "The chocolate coating makes it go down easier."
 SomeCanadian: Chocolate coated sedatives?!? Outta the way squirrel!
 Lestrange: Sir, your alsatian needs more appropriate feeding and care!
 yev: does it say paracetamol? no wonder this cat is knackered
Image 169212   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
364
 
 Jabberwikket: Hipster Sybian
 Snake Jesus: @Greek Fire I would like to politely disagree. No one at the time this ad was printed believed that the uterus wandered freely around the body, and that is not where "the vapors" comes from as a term. Without an exact date it's hard to say but "hysteria" was essentially thought to be a nervous condition which caused physical symptoms. And the historian who proposed the "Victorians used masturbation to treat hysteria" hypothesis has herself said "Holy shit guys rein it in a little here I was just throwing it out there". (I'm a medical historian specializing in the Victorian period, and I don't get out a lot.)
 SomeCanadian: Really I should a cure-all. I had hysterical gout for years till manual masturbation was prescribed. @Greek Fire
 Greek Fire: "Hysteria" is meant literally here as "disease of the uterus" (Greek: hyster). It was believed that the uterus would fill with hot air, causing discomfort as it bumped against the other organs and releasing noxious vapors (which is where the phrase "I've got the vapors" comes from). Most often affected were widows, the unmarried, and wives whose husbands were away at war. Manual stimulation of the vagina and clitoris was discovered to be the best cure.
 fanny: I've been using this for a month and my hysteria is almost gone AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HA HA AAHHHHH AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *sob*
 Lestrange: Yeah... Vigor and Co, makers of the finest masturbation devices for men and women.
 annterland: Reminds me of the book 'Grass' by Sheri S Tepper
 KrazyKat: "The saddle has given her complete satisfaction." Oh my. Guess she wasn't riding side saddle then.
 grizzly: That is rad exercise attire.
 Scoo: Also, does your girlfriend have a home gym?
 Scoo: Oh man, my liver has been SO STAGNANT lately...
Image 169211   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
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 itskando: Singles and chill..ed wine
 Shay: Just another Friday night home alone.
 Lestrange: Suicide watch please
 grizzly: American singles.
 Scoo: Party over HEEEEERE!
 dangerous dave: Homer Simpson gets with Desperate Housewives.
 Knice: Hey, there they are! The mature singles in my area!! *smoothes eyebrows*
 KrazyKat: A little wine n'cheese, walmart style. I guess the crackers were too posh.
 Peter Pantsless: Hot date tonight?
 tib gubb: classy as heck
 yev: this wine might leave a dry aftertaste in the mouth. of madness
Image 169210   03-23-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: HEY YOU! HEY! YOU'RE NOT A BIRD!!
 fanny: Plot twist: he's eating birds
 Mr. Butt: Aw, yes!
 Teechur: @Knice Hopefully not a killdeer.
 Knice: A fawnch.
Image 169209   03-23-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
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 yev: 17 th century kaiga. unknown artist
Image 169208   03-23-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
192
 
 SomeCanadian: Is THE LIBRARIAN the new switcheroo for Nancy? If so I'm all on board. @BILL DOOR
 BILL DOOR: THE LIBRARIAN IS FINALLY CATCHING ON TO EBOOKS.
 Stephen Milkmus: Mostly I can't believe it because I can't see the screen when it is facing away from me
Image 169207   03-23-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
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 hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon It's that awful "homestuck" garbage.
 Wooden Spoon: @BILL DOOR: what webcomics is that?
 kazzy94: white people
 Mr. Shine: She even painted inside the thigh slit! At least I'm assuming it's a she.
 El Barto: Stay back Homestuck cosplayers or I'll douse you with colour!
 funny in the wall: @thecraftywolf pretty sure that's a hat
 SomeCanadian: What weave is terrible.
 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl I think you invented a new way to do it right
 hearsegirl: customer horn? did i do that right?
 BILL DOOR: "MA'AM, YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU ARE DRESSED AS A CHARACTER FROM A WEBCOMIC SO AWFUL THAT EVEN ITS CREATOR HAS ADMITTED HE HATED IT, YES? IF YOU WILL WAIT A MOMENT I WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU A CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND SOME SOAP TO WASH THAT STUFF OFF YOUR SKIN."
 Shay: "You must be lost, Michael's Arts & Crafts is next door."
 sandwiches: @Mad Collager not sure who is more confused the guy or the woman for his haircut
 Mad Collager: Wow! It's so nice to see a horny woman at my check stand!
Image 169206   03-23-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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