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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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 SpaceCow: This looks like the beginning to a low budget disaster film set in Brazil for tax reasons. "The Chillening 2! Iceberg Strike."
 chelseachels: 1.21 gigachrists!
 Throwbot: Bow before the might of GIGACHRIST!
 Bu7Z: I heard his thumb got blown off... Whatever he (we humans) were all thumbs up about we were wrong.
 BavidDowie: Dad, cut it out.
 Chest Rockwell: Ha ha!
Image 169120   03-23-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
 Urn BooUrn: @tokyopig Or a really nasty UTI.
 Bu7Z: Ooh, it's comin out'a me like a yellow cable... Ohh.. I've been backed up for some time, m'boy... Ooh...
 tokyopig: Uhh. Too much asparagus?
Image 169119   03-23-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 enfanta: Goth yur noth!
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
 Bu7Z: I love you *THIS* much.
 BavidDowie: The rare French-Eskimo kiss
 Teechur: Now kith! Hey! That'th not how you kith!
Image 169118   03-23-17   Uploaded by    berlin
 Flarmie: I feel like they'd make more money if they didn't put their arcade cabinets on top of extremely high orange pillars.
 Throwbot: "Of course, this is also the company that released ET the game, so maybe you should take that into consideration"
 Unstableton: Ah, my college days...
 anatolel: Still waiting for that laser film.
 Bu7Z: IBM. Is it a typewriter? Is it a calculator? It's an international business machine!
Image 169117   03-23-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 glowstick: I need to be told that Im going to be OK, but for some reason this makes me anxious
 carpwoman: Go!
 DrinkMixMan: I don't like thing
 guest: oll korrect
 Pizza: It's fine
 El Barto: This is OK.
 Bu7Z: Oh to the mother fucking K.
 a robot: Whatever.
 ping: Why not.
 Borkf: SURE
Image 169116   03-23-17   Uploaded by    grace
 rinaldi1337: Dont worry that kids turning out just fine.
 well duh: "I learned it from you, alright! I learned it from watching you!"
 Chest Rockwell: Pay attention to your kid.
Image 169115   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I think those are bluebells
 jochenau: I can't really tell what the smaller flowers are but my first thought was delphinium. Maybe not have the small flower-eating child in the field of questionably nontoxic flowers.
 Bu7Z: Mmm... Opium poppies...
 Sheikhjahbooty: She is chowing down! Is this one of those fund raisers where you promise a certain amount for each flower the child you sponsored eats?
 Dan Tagonistic: Nom nom nom I fucking love flowers
Image 169114   03-23-17   Uploaded by    teletub
 elahabdh: @XLY Thats what I was hoping it said at first too
 well duh: I rest my case.
 BavidDowie: ...Check.
 Chest Rockwell: Go big or go home.
Image 169113   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 Jabberwikket: Before I zoomed in, I thought that said "Icy hot shart relief"
 WTF: @Red ...And it's terminal.
 Red: life is a sexually transmitted disease
Image 169112   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Mad Collager: He's got a pretty nice rack... for a boy.
 Pizza: And with a rebel yell...
 El Barto: Moooooooooo!
 Bu7Z: How much do you want to come at me bro?
 tokyopig: Oh deer. We're in a rut once again.
Image 169111   03-23-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
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