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268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
448
 
 Mr Bleak: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?
 Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.
 apoxia: "Honey, I'm home"
 DrinkMixMan: Door to door salesmen suck
 Turd Ferguson: The brave little toaster
 cenecia: The haunted vacuum cleaner? But I threw that in the dump a week ago!
 Zampano: The prodigal vacuum returns
 El Barto: He cleans and sucks and he's perfectly content to live in the closet....I should introduce him to my brother...
 Bu7Z: @Teechur I wish I had your class in high school.
 Teechur: @Bu7Z I KNEW you were going to say that! I knew that because I'm physics and just "know" things.
 Bu7Z: Sometimes it's better to have your wifi signal censor your comments... @Bu7Z
 Bu7Z: I had posted, and due to wireless signal being poor where I smoke.., 'I have come to clean your floors..' Like the flimsy excuse for a porn film 'plot'... But your comment is just so much better. Because physics is better than porn. @Teechur
 Teechur: It came home because nature abhors a vacuum.
 ping: Have you got a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour... [vacuum cleaner noises intensify].
 enfanta: Jeez! Everything outside *hates* me!
 Mexico: I've come for you...dog.
 tokyopig: It sells itself.
Image 169106   03-23-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
464
 
 anonimos: Greetings from Tonopah
 cenecia: @tokyopig Mars kind of fucked him enough, don't you think?
 tokyopig: sure it can rove mars, but can it fuck Matt Damon?
Image 169105   03-23-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
413
 
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: not sure I want to know...
 Albatross: See anything ya like?
 El Barto: @Dresdenkeogh I'm going to put that quote on my wall. That's rad. :D
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't run from your feelings. Walk resolutely towards them carrying an assault rifle
 enfanta: I gotta ask the doctor about mom's meds...
 Himesama: When bae doesn't know he's bae.
Image 169104   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
250
 
 doggggggie: CEMT3P4OLD
 ch: jesus god i want to choke the jagoff what made this
 ping: It's a CAPTCHA. You can't shop there unless you can prove you are not a robot (sorry, @a robot)
 enfanta: @tokyopig That's how bad their typography is: even with the word displayed directly beneath their sign, I couldn't decipher it. Pfft. Thanks for the clarification.
 tokyopig: @enfanta I believe it is as the subtext reads, ie. "Centerfold"
 enfanta: CEMTEPG?OLD/B What am I looking at?
Image 169103   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
176
 
 Scoo: This cube is fine
 DrinkMixMan: It's too risky! There could be cubes in there the size of gorillas!
 rinaldi1337: show me a 4 dimensional hyper cube then we'll talk.
 Niels Bohr: My mind interprets this as a classy pigeon sword fight.
 Mad Collager: M. C. Escher was fired for drawing this.
 Amy Housewine: My mind does far more exciting things than that.
 tokyopig: whoops.
Image 169102   03-23-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
275
 
 Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of "butt rock" but this is ridiculous!
 Mominous: @Dick Inspector Thank you kindly :)
 Annoying Vegan : Booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 Dick Inspector: @Mominous Winning comment right there!
 Mad Collager: Big dinosaur head comforts little dinosaur head.
 Mominous: Gneiss ass!
 Teechur: How big is the REST of the camel?
 piranharama: Does this butt make my rock look big?
 Prombom: This rock has a crack in it
Image 169101   03-23-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
93
 
 sodamachine: I cant compete with that. I only pooped plain feces.
 Amy Housewine: You dump it, we pump it.
 Scoo: Congratulations?
 Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.
Image 169100   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
246
 
 El Barto: MAY YOU ONLY EVER BE SERVED SOY DECAF FROM THIS DAY FORTH!
 addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)
Image 169099   03-23-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
451
 
 Niels Bohr: Eye of the tiger
 Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand
Image 169098   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
277
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Ballz 3D--The Ballsiest Fighting Game!
 El Barto: I hope that later on somebody decided to inflate a condom and attach it accordingly.
 enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?
Image 169097   03-23-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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