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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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14. Soviette: 1620 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?
 Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.
 apoxia: "Honey, I'm home"
 DrinkMixMan: Door to door salesmen suck
 Turd Ferguson: The brave little toaster
 cenecia: The haunted vacuum cleaner? But I threw that in the dump a week ago!
 Zampano: The prodigal vacuum returns
 El Barto: He cleans and sucks and he's perfectly content to live in the closet....I should introduce him to my brother...
 Bu7Z: @Teechur I wish I had your class in high school.
 Teechur: @Bu7Z I KNEW you were going to say that! I knew that because I'm physics and just "know" things.
 Bu7Z: Sometimes it's better to have your wifi signal censor your comments... @Bu7Z
 Bu7Z: I had posted, and due to wireless signal being poor where I smoke.., 'I have come to clean your floors..' Like the flimsy excuse for a porn film 'plot'... But your comment is just so much better. Because physics is better than porn. @Teechur
 Teechur: It came home because nature abhors a vacuum.
 ping: Have you got a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour... [vacuum cleaner noises intensify].
 enfanta: Jeez! Everything outside *hates* me!
 Mexico: I've come for you...dog.
 tokyopig: It sells itself.
Image 169106   03-23-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
464
 
 anonimos: Greetings from Tonopah
 cenecia: @tokyopig Mars kind of fucked him enough, don't you think?
 tokyopig: sure it can rove mars, but can it fuck Matt Damon?
Image 169105   03-23-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
413
 
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: not sure I want to know...
 Albatross: See anything ya like?
 El Barto: @Dresdenkeogh I'm going to put that quote on my wall. That's rad. :D
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't run from your feelings. Walk resolutely towards them carrying an assault rifle
 enfanta: I gotta ask the doctor about mom's meds...
 Himesama: When bae doesn't know he's bae.
Image 169104   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
250
 
 doggggggie: CEMT3P4OLD
 ch: jesus god i want to choke the jagoff what made this
 ping: It's a CAPTCHA. You can't shop there unless you can prove you are not a robot (sorry, @a robot)
 enfanta: @tokyopig That's how bad their typography is: even with the word displayed directly beneath their sign, I couldn't decipher it. Pfft. Thanks for the clarification.
 tokyopig: @enfanta I believe it is as the subtext reads, ie. "Centerfold"
 enfanta: CEMTEPG?OLD/B What am I looking at?
Image 169103   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
176
 
 Scoo: This cube is fine
 DrinkMixMan: It's too risky! There could be cubes in there the size of gorillas!
 rinaldi1337: show me a 4 dimensional hyper cube then we'll talk.
 Niels Bohr: My mind interprets this as a classy pigeon sword fight.
 Mad Collager: M. C. Escher was fired for drawing this.
 Amy Housewine: My mind does far more exciting things than that.
 tokyopig: whoops.
Image 169102   03-23-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
275
 
 Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of "butt rock" but this is ridiculous!
 Mominous: @Dick Inspector Thank you kindly :)
 Annoying Vegan : Booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 Dick Inspector: @Mominous Winning comment right there!
 Mad Collager: Big dinosaur head comforts little dinosaur head.
 Mominous: Gneiss ass!
 Teechur: How big is the REST of the camel?
 piranharama: Does this butt make my rock look big?
 Theta Zero: This rock has a crack in it
Image 169101   03-23-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
93
 
 sodamachine: I cant compete with that. I only pooped plain feces.
 Amy Housewine: You dump it, we pump it.
 Scoo: Congratulations?
 Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.
Image 169100   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
246
 
 El Barto: MAY YOU ONLY EVER BE SERVED SOY DECAF FROM THIS DAY FORTH!
 addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)
Image 169099   03-23-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
451
 
 Niels Bohr: Eye of the tiger
 Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand
Image 169098   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
277
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Ballz 3D--The Ballsiest Fighting Game!
 El Barto: I hope that later on somebody decided to inflate a condom and attach it accordingly.
 enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?
Image 169097   03-23-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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