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238520  Micro Jackson: I never know what to wear to these things

238555  WTF: It's not the size that matters but the flow of the stream!

238522  Micro Jackson: Inorganic vodka is largely potassium

238527  Micro Jackson: I think I saw this in a Star Trek episode

238531  Micro Jackson: It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

238532  Micro Jackson: Just waiting to be tossed

238542  Micro Jackson: I don't love The Management

238545  Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!

238546  Micro Jackson: swipe right

238549  Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....

238550  Micro Jackson: He put his thumbs in the air like he just don't care

238516  ping: @Mad Collager @Peter Pantsless Image now gone bye-bye.

238551  Micro Jackson: -Barfs-

238444  Greifer: Hallstatt in winter... and a cat...

238552  Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?

238555  Micro Jackson: I can relate

238539  wolfpk: @bug It shoots first. (Well at least it use to)

238552  Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?

238556  Christina: Looking for new Apple products: #238531.

238546  wolfpk: Why do you want to eat your baby?.... Oh me, not your baby. Ok that clears thing aaaggghhhh

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238452 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in brass knuckles.

238501 some guy : Just mark in "grand" and it will make a nice hand-me-down.

238410 Mr Bleak: Anything is a light saber if ...

238382 ignatz: (sorry, link lost the 'linkiness' again..)

238531 Micro Jackson: It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238454 some guy : Now do Hot House!

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238462 big butt bum: @Hyphae what do you mean!!!

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

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10. Dresdenkeogh: 2073 points
11. Christina: 2034 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1988 points
13. firesoup: 1782 points
14. discodisco: 1764 points
15. Fursona: 1748 points
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 Mr Bleak: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?
 Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.
 apoxia: "Honey, I'm home"
 DrinkMixMan: Door to door salesmen suck
 Turd Ferguson: The brave little toaster
 cenecia: The haunted vacuum cleaner? But I threw that in the dump a week ago!
 Zampano: The prodigal vacuum returns
 El Barto: He cleans and sucks and he's perfectly content to live in the closet....I should introduce him to my brother...
 Bu7Z: @Teechur I wish I had your class in high school.
 Teechur: @Bu7Z I KNEW you were going to say that! I knew that because I'm physics and just "know" things.
 Bu7Z: Sometimes it's better to have your wifi signal censor your comments... @Bu7Z
 Bu7Z: I had posted, and due to wireless signal being poor where I smoke.., 'I have come to clean your floors..' Like the flimsy excuse for a porn film 'plot'... But your comment is just so much better. Because physics is better than porn. @Teechur
 Teechur: It came home because nature abhors a vacuum.
 ping: Have you got a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour... [vacuum cleaner noises intensify].
 enfanta: Jeez! Everything outside *hates* me!
 Mexico: I've come for
 tokyopig: It sells itself.
Image 169106   03-23-17   Uploaded by    genius
 Robespierre: Greetings from Tonopah
 cenecia: @tokyopig Mars kind of fucked him enough, don't you think?
 tokyopig: sure it can rove mars, but can it fuck Matt Damon?
Image 169105   03-23-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: not sure I want to know...
 Albatross: See anything ya like?
 El Barto: @Dresdenkeogh I'm going to put that quote on my wall. That's rad. :D
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't run from your feelings. Walk resolutely towards them carrying an assault rifle
 enfanta: I gotta ask the doctor about mom's meds...
 Himesama: When bae doesn't know he's bae.
Image 169104   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
 ch: jesus god i want to choke the jagoff what made this
 ping: It's a CAPTCHA. You can't shop there unless you can prove you are not a robot (sorry, @a robot)
 enfanta: @tokyopig That's how bad their typography is: even with the word displayed directly beneath their sign, I couldn't decipher it. Pfft. Thanks for the clarification.
 tokyopig: @enfanta I believe it is as the subtext reads, ie. "Centerfold"
 enfanta: CEMTEPG?OLD/B What am I looking at?
Image 169103   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Scoo: This cube is fine
 DrinkMixMan: It's too risky! There could be cubes in there the size of gorillas!
 rinaldi1337: show me a 4 dimensional hyper cube then we'll talk.
 Niels Bohr: My mind interprets this as a classy pigeon sword fight.
 Mad Collager: M. C. Escher was fired for drawing this.
 Amy Housewine: My mind does far more exciting things than that.
 tokyopig: whoops.
Image 169102   03-23-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177
 DrinkMixMan: I've heard of "butt rock" but this is ridiculous!
 Mominous: @Dick Inspector Thank you kindly :)
 Annoying Vegan : Booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 Dick Inspector: @Mominous Winning comment right there!
 Mad Collager: Big dinosaur head comforts little dinosaur head.
 Mominous: Gneiss ass!
 Teechur: How big is the REST of the camel?
 piranharama: Does this butt make my rock look big?
 Theta Zero: This rock has a crack in it
Image 169101   03-23-17   Uploaded by    taiko
 Amy Housewine: You dump it, we pump it.
 Scoo: Congratulations?
 Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.
Image 169100   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)
Image 169099   03-23-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 Niels Bohr: Eye of the tiger
 Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand
Image 169098   03-23-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
 El Barto: I hope that later on somebody decided to inflate a condom and attach it accordingly.
 enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?
Image 169097   03-23-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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