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257836  Beeble: Bloop!

257966  Amy Housewine: No no no that's Eric Pickles.

257967  Amy Housewine: blep

257969  Amy Housewine: Dude... like... duuuude... [/Keanu]

257981  logono: According to WHO?

257965  Mr Bleak: *very quietly* sleep well, puppers.

257903  some guy : Receiver?!? I just met her!

257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

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2. Robespierre
3. Mr. Shine
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7. wolfpk
8. VoR
9. tib gubb
10. bug

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

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13. Mr. Shine: 1638 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1564 points
15. BabyVaccine: 1558 points
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 addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.
 Warrax: Maybe they touched my genitals.
 Spazstatic: *scrubbing furiously, hands reduced to wrist stumps* Can I stop now?
 BavidDowie: beats working *shrugs*
Image 169073   03-22-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
 Dreforian: "I know where you live, frisbee. THIS ISN'T OVER YET"
 jochenau: Doggo wishes she could destroy this ugly building the way she destroyed ELF on Shelf.
 SgtScaredFrog: when you're intrigued by brutalist architecture but you're also a doggo
Image 169072   03-22-17   Uploaded by    eykei
 jochenau: @AdaMan That's why it's Art!
 AdaMan: Don't all of those say different things?
Image 169071   03-22-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 Cami: There's the probable cause.
 BavidDowie: Stella got her license back
Image 169070   03-22-17   Uploaded by    1979
 Mr Bleak: Fire. Lots of fire. We need huge amounts of fire, soon.
 El Barto: Oh goddammit, up-voting made me look again!
 El Barto: Fuck right off.
 tokyopig: My first thought was that I was looking at spider pee.
 Theta Zero: It's a mommy tarantula
Image 169069   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Dreforian: You want Internet cooties? Because unsecured networks and shitty system defaults are how you get Internet cooties.
 Spazstatic: Loads of places with Google Wi-Fi Assistant?
 well duh: My local brewery?
 funny in the wall: Hilton hotels?
Image 169068   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot
 enfanta: HOV cheats of the Amazon.
 Dr Awkward: *BAD-ed
 Dr Awkward: Oh no, I just banded my own image trying to +1 an image!!
 Urn BooUrn: R.I.P. Hitchbot. Forever in our hearts.
 Theta Zero: Your canoe partner is garbage
Image 169067   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 tib gubb: now that's a placard
 tokyopig: The cult of exceptionalism is pretty annoying in general. Its just like Lake Wobegon, where all the children are above average.
 Sadbot: Some insufferable co-worker is getting their office filled with packing peanuts
 Spazstatic: If you think you know it all, you're a fool. If you know you know it all, you're flat out wrong.
 funny in the wall: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested
Image 169066   03-22-17   Uploaded by    shark
 ryanhawkrider: my homie
 dobbiesdoogs: so that's how a dog would wear a hoodie
 Ironass: Snoop Dogg
Image 169065   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Turd Ferguson
 RogueLeader: hahah @Knice
 tib gubb: mmmm, spaget
 addend: Pastalami.
 Warrax: Is this how you safe sex?
 Spazstatic: @Knice you made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you.
 dobbiesdoogs: made from a real sam!
 Knice: @KrazyKat I think it's a suppository.
 KrazyKat: Slice and fry or just poke a hole in the container and slurp thru a straw?
Image 169064   03-22-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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