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175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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 El Barto: Where is Hillary these days? I need her to approve this image.
 winwolf: Thelma and Louise reboot looking baaaad.
 tokyopig: Thellma and Llouise.
Image 168913   03-22-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
513
 
 redmonkey3: Someone forgot to change the celestial toner cartridge...
 Bert Bertbert: Fuck it. Float it right on in on some dirty ass seawater too, I'm already wet :E
 Bert Bertbert: @winwolf Mmm, like some kind of reverse ratio Polar themed Oreo Vs Kendall Mint and or Vienetta crossbrand hypercheesecake. Shit damn. I'm so there.
 tokyopig: Antarctica in like, 2 days.
 winwolf: Okay, just a small slice. I love cheesecake and user name/upload combos. You @Cheesecake have won the interwebs with that one.
Image 168912   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Image 168911 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MC Delta T. You have brought shame on us, MC Delta T.
Score:
90
 
 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Thanks for the props! I've been involved in Scouting for most of my life. I don't know of a better program for teaching life skills and leadership.
 UltraBeverly: @Teechur OMG you quoted the BSA Handbook (I checked)! Kudos, Sir!
 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.
 hearsegirl: I was always against flag burning, although i support their constitutional right to do it. Until this year. Now I totally understand.
 SpaceCow: I've never understood the statement people think they're making when they buy something to burn. "I'm so angry I'd light my own money on fire but I feel better having it exchanged for something physically larger!"
 UltraBeverly: Flags that touch the ground must be destroyedfire is an acceptable method. However, this is indecorous.
 redmonkey3: The flag deserves his respect, even when being destroyed ? / The act of protest & dissent is most treasured freedom but i must respect flag ? / i dunno...
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig perhaps he's protesting his participation in the protest?
 tokyopig: @jochenau Yeah, what exactly does it mean to salute an pair of upside down flags that are on fire? Is he protesting the protest or participating?
 jochenau: Is the guy on the left saluting? I'm confused.
 Scoo: Also, since most flags these days are nylon, username/upload combo
 Scoo: @bug It means "This is fine", uh, I think?
 bug: If you burn it upside down, is that a double negative?
Image 168910   03-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Image 168909 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by discodisco. You have brought shame on us, discodisco.
Score:
570
 
 trelyate: isn't that the entrance to robot hell?
 Warrax: "Ghost Castle" is what I name my underwear.
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, we totally won't get groped or murdered in there.
 winwolf: Florida.
 tokyopig: Mirror world ghost castle looks more interesting. *Splash* I am disappoint.
Image 168908   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
375
 
 Robespierre: That's a fine-lookin' submission for the Trump's Wall competition
 Bert Bertbert: Fuck. Anybody got a cake dream for this one? I'm spent.
 tokyopig: Freshman biology is pretty hand-wavy stuff. It gets more rigorous at the research level. That's when we start breaking out the karate chops.
 jochenau: Macrobiology
Image 168907   03-22-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
262
 
 addend: They're called "Teenage ..." - Forget it.
 redmonkey3: Quite the adorbs!
 Mexico: See Ashley? I can be nine years old again if I want to.
Image 168906   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Image 168905 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by guccigucci. You have brought shame on us, guccigucci.
Score:
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 Prostata: me every morning
Image 168904   03-21-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
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