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175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
649
 
 Warrax: Theeeere's a bathroom , on the right.
 Peach: @tokyopig Na naaaaaa, na na na na na na, na na Katamari Damacy.
 Spazstatic: Them Duke Boys are at it again
 tokyopig: I remember back when this picture was taken, before the moon started rolling after me like a huge Indiana Jones boulder.
Image 168737   03-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
340
 
 Lestrange: I think I've seen your problem
 XLY: Walking in a winter wonderland
 enfanta: Sweet AC!
 Teechur: My friend says a leaf blower from the passenger's side would clear that up pretty quickly. Yeah, my friend....
 tokyopig: Well at least its still below freezing.
Image 168736   03-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
374
 
 enfanta: @tokyopig (I don't. Can you explain it?)
 Warrax: @Niels Bohr I hate it when that happens.
 Niels Bohr: Well, I guess this is my thing now. Damnable internet.
 Mad Collager: Well, we can be sure this isn't Peter.
 Teechur: Gary?
 enfanta: Escargot put some pants on lady.
 tokyopig: I GET IT. [raises hand excitedly waiting to be called on]
 piranharama: That's one hungry snail.
Image 168735   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
212
 
 enfanta: @cenecia The question was "Did the tests come back negative?" :/
 cenecia: Well that's a relief!
 AgentView: I thought the answer was "I Pinch"
 tokyopig: I thought the answer was "Me Money!"
Image 168734   03-21-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
446
 
 Turd Ferguson: Boof
 enfanta: I miss Lore Sjoberg.
 Teechur: That's one way to sextuple the amount of Halloween candy you get.
 Flarmie: We got a rock...
 Peter Pantsless: *shotguns dog treats*
Image 168733   03-21-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
103
 
 jochenau: Username/upload combo is...mysterious.
 Peter Pantsless: @Niels Bohr Did not know that. You get a (+)
 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless ooh ooh cleave is an awesome word! Cleave has 2 opposing definitions! It means both to split or sever and it's other definition is to cling, or hold fast to!
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Purple-pink airbrushed Buddha says that there can be no rad without bad.
 Peter Pantsless: And lo! The holy virgin did bestow on us a mascot, so that we may absolve our sins and cleave the rad images from the bad
Image 168732   03-21-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
281
 
 annterland: Crap, I was eating when I read this and almost choked.
 isosceleswaffle: Maybe he'll answer that right after she reveals where all those ribs went?
 tokyopig: Do you believe in social media after social media?
Image 168731   03-21-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Image 168730 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by humanfog. You have brought shame on us, humanfog.
Score:
295
 
 Eleftheros: @Niels Bohr Erdos called it "Samland", bc Uncle Sam. It's stuck well for me
 Peter Pantsless: @SgtScaredFrog This is sad, but I did several hours of research, and...we don't have a name. The best I could come up with is the name of people in individual US states, and the one I like the best is the name for people in Indiana: "Hoosier." And I think it means "who's here?" Stupid, but that's all I've got
 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless too bad Bummerland is already taken.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless Sorry, I intended to start my comment with "While..." I think we're on the same page :)
 Peter Pantsless: @SgtScaredFrog I agree, but I'd also like to point out that none of us chose this. We TRULY don't have a name, and, you know, we would like to have one, but there's too much else going and it's not important right now. I shouldn't have said anything
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless I'm sympathetic to the inclusive and non-US-centric intent behind challenging the "American=US" idea, the US are the only ones who put the name of the mediocre italian cartographer in their official name, there's nothing else to call them, and there are other nations that are "United States" so there's no good solution.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig let's see *explosion*
 tokyopig: No offense intended @Peter Pantsless , my communicator must be malfunctioning.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig We're not stupid. We know that "Deutcshland" is what we normally call "Germany." Most of us know what states call themselves, and most of us can pronounce the names. "rolling" letters is sometimes hard, but give us some credit, goddammit
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, even in Japan I almost never see "Nippon" or "Nihon" written in Latin characters like that, the notion that "Japan is English for Nihon" is just too heavily ingrained. Wonder if its like that in Germany too or if you see more international sports uniforms and what not with "Deutschland" written on them.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig It's "Nippon", right? Look, we all know that. There's official and common names for everything. Did you know that there is actually no name for a citizen of the USA? You can say "American," but Canada, Mexico, Central America, and South America would be pissed to hear you say that. But who cares? We all know what we mean
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Cool I had a Russian friend who told me that Russian for "Japanese person" is "Nipponski." If true that's rad because that means Russians know that Japan isn't actually named "Japan," unlike, everyone other European language that I know.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig Thanks, friend. It's a beautiful language, but I'm actually in the middle of a free internet Russian course right now haha. Who needs textbooks?
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless onsen = specifically hot spring, generally 'more fancy public bath' shiba inu = ... Japanese dog. ufo = Unidentified Flying Object (hah jk) natsukashii = adjective which means "X makes me feel nostalgic"
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig There's a lot of words I didn't understand, but I got the basic idea of it, and it made me smile
 tokyopig: hahaha, omg, I gotta show this one to the wife. These sorts of murals are very common in older public baths and onsen here, usually cheaper ones that have no natural view to speak of, but you know, he's got one in his household bath, with shiba inu, ufo, hot air baloon? and some sort of bird included. Really cute. Natsukashii.
Image 168729   03-21-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
611
 
 Niels Bohr: Hellllllo nurse!
 Prostata: great truth
 Ronick: Wheel of morality
Image 168728   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
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