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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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11. PissedOff: 1590 points
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Score:
649
 
 Warrax: Theeeere's a bathroom , on the right.
 Peach: @tokyopig Na naaaaaa, na na na na na na, na na Katamari Damacy.
 Spazstatic: Them Duke Boys are at it again
 tokyopig: I remember back when this picture was taken, before the moon started rolling after me like a huge Indiana Jones boulder.
Image 168737   03-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
340
 
 Lestrange: I think I've seen your problem
 XLY: Walking in a winter wonderland
 enfanta: Sweet AC!
 Teechur: My friend says a leaf blower from the passenger's side would clear that up pretty quickly. Yeah, my friend....
 tokyopig: Well at least its still below freezing.
Image 168736   03-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
374
 
 enfanta: @tokyopig (I don't. Can you explain it?)
 Warrax: @Niels Bohr I hate it when that happens.
 Niels Bohr: Well, I guess this is my thing now. Damnable internet.
 Mad Collager: Well, we can be sure this isn't Peter.
 Teechur: Gary?
 enfanta: Escargot put some pants on lady.
 tokyopig: I GET IT. [raises hand excitedly waiting to be called on]
 piranharama: That's one hungry snail.
Image 168735   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
212
 
 enfanta: @cenecia The question was "Did the tests come back negative?" :/
 cenecia: Well that's a relief!
 AgentView: I thought the answer was "I Pinch"
 tokyopig: I thought the answer was "Me Money!"
Image 168734   03-21-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
446
 
 Turd Ferguson: Boof
 enfanta: I miss Lore Sjoberg.
 Teechur: That's one way to sextuple the amount of Halloween candy you get.
 Flarmie: We got a rock...
 Peter Pantsless: *shotguns dog treats*
Image 168733   03-21-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
103
 
 jochenau: Username/upload combo is...mysterious.
 Peter Pantsless: @Niels Bohr Did not know that. You get a (+)
 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless ooh ooh cleave is an awesome word! Cleave has 2 opposing definitions! It means both to split or sever and it's other definition is to cling, or hold fast to!
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Purple-pink airbrushed Buddha says that there can be no rad without bad.
 Peter Pantsless: And lo! The holy virgin did bestow on us a mascot, so that we may absolve our sins and cleave the rad images from the bad
Image 168732   03-21-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
281
 
 annterland: Crap, I was eating when I read this and almost choked.
 isosceleswaffle: Maybe he'll answer that right after she reveals where all those ribs went?
 tokyopig: Do you believe in social media after social media?
Image 168731   03-21-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Image 168730 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by humanfog. Your image was bad, humanfog.
Score:
295
 
 Eleftheros: @Niels Bohr Erdos called it "Samland", bc Uncle Sam. It's stuck well for me
 Peter Pantsless: @SgtScaredFrog This is sad, but I did several hours of research, and...we don't have a name. The best I could come up with is the name of people in individual US states, and the one I like the best is the name for people in Indiana: "Hoosier." And I think it means "who's here?" Stupid, but that's all I've got
 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless too bad Bummerland is already taken.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless Sorry, I intended to start my comment with "While..." I think we're on the same page :)
 Peter Pantsless: @SgtScaredFrog I agree, but I'd also like to point out that none of us chose this. We TRULY don't have a name, and, you know, we would like to have one, but there's too much else going and it's not important right now. I shouldn't have said anything
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless I'm sympathetic to the inclusive and non-US-centric intent behind challenging the "American=US" idea, the US are the only ones who put the name of the mediocre italian cartographer in their official name, there's nothing else to call them, and there are other nations that are "United States" so there's no good solution.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig let's see *explosion*
 tokyopig: No offense intended @Peter Pantsless , my communicator must be malfunctioning.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig We're not stupid. We know that "Deutcshland" is what we normally call "Germany." Most of us know what states call themselves, and most of us can pronounce the names. "rolling" letters is sometimes hard, but give us some credit, goddammit
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, even in Japan I almost never see "Nippon" or "Nihon" written in Latin characters like that, the notion that "Japan is English for Nihon" is just too heavily ingrained. Wonder if its like that in Germany too or if you see more international sports uniforms and what not with "Deutschland" written on them.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig It's "Nippon", right? Look, we all know that. There's official and common names for everything. Did you know that there is actually no name for a citizen of the USA? You can say "American," but Canada, Mexico, Central America, and South America would be pissed to hear you say that. But who cares? We all know what we mean
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless Cool I had a Russian friend who told me that Russian for "Japanese person" is "Nipponski." If true that's rad because that means Russians know that Japan isn't actually named "Japan," unlike, everyone other European language that I know.
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig Thanks, friend. It's a beautiful language, but I'm actually in the middle of a free internet Russian course right now haha. Who needs textbooks?
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless onsen = specifically hot spring, generally 'more fancy public bath' shiba inu = ... Japanese dog. ufo = Unidentified Flying Object (hah jk) natsukashii = adjective which means "X makes me feel nostalgic"
 Peter Pantsless: @tokyopig There's a lot of words I didn't understand, but I got the basic idea of it, and it made me smile
 tokyopig: hahaha, omg, I gotta show this one to the wife. These sorts of murals are very common in older public baths and onsen here, usually cheaper ones that have no natural view to speak of, but you know, he's got one in his household bath, with shiba inu, ufo, hot air baloon? and some sort of bird included. Really cute. Natsukashii.
Image 168729   03-21-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
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 Niels Bohr: Hellllllo nurse!
 Prostata: great truth
 Ronick: Wheel of morality
Image 168728   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
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