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205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

205393  flying sheep: That's too bad. The ones I want to get rid of are all jolly banged up.

205383  Butcherboy: I kid you not

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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 tokyopig: Username upload combo! oh wait, no that says "randomhobo" not "randomoboe." FALSE ALARM! False alarm everyone!
Image 168726   03-21-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: "All them chiquitas in Omaha..."
 enfanta: Dammit! @Niels Bohr, not Neils Bohr. Pfft.
 enfanta: Burma Shave. (For @Neils Bohr and @Bill Rye.)
 enfanta: Home alive.
 enfanta: Won't make it
 enfanta: As you drive
 enfanta: Write a card
 Bill Rye: Postcarding and driving is just as dangerous as texting and driving.
 Niels Bohr: Burma shave
 tokyopig: @Knice Aka Mecca for Crows.
 Knice: @tokyopig I like Corn Palace. :-)
 tokyopig: @Minnesotan That and like, for the longest time I kept seeing a billboard saying that foreign oil supports terrorism, featuring a hijacked plane with barrels of oil strapped to the wings like some sort of crude armament. One's like that make you happy to see faded "World Famous Corn Palace" signs.
 tokyopig: @Minnesotan Sounds like South Dakota. That place is about as close to the highway scene from Terry Gilliam's Brazil as I think nature allows. Maybe there's places with more billboards but like, the South Dakota one's are so disproportionately absurd for hyping up so many dilapidated and defunct tourist traps that it more than makes up for their number and frequency.
 Hyphae: ...Also, we are definitely not ghosts, so if you see our spectral embodiment dressed in a tattered prom dress, please do pick us up and give us a ride back to town, and we swear we won't fade away before we get th...
 Minnesotan: a postcard from a bygone era before every inch of interstate-facing land had to be covered in billboards
Image 168725   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
333
 
 UltraBeverly: NPR says Christmas is red and white because of these old coke ads. Keep the christ in cokemas!
 Hyphae: Act a fool
 Hyphae: @Niels Bohr I'm going to sober up, go to work, get home, and then get wasted and act a cool making drunk-ass comments on the A-G all over again
 jochenau: @a robot I'd say it's actually worse, because the toilet paper direction does (however immaterially) affect other people. The Coke vs. Pepsi thing is literally just "people like a thing I don't like".
 Niels Bohr: @Hyphae just radded the shit out of that. Now how ya gonna act?
 a robot: First of all, it's March. Second of all, this is bad and I hate it. Having really strong Coke vs Pepsi opinions is frankly just as bad as getting into arguments over which way the toilet paper should be hung.
 Spazstatic: @tokyopig Ah. Thank you space friend!
 tokyopig: @Spazstatic basically hating on something
 Spazstatic: @tokyopig what is "throwing shade?"
 Hyphae: @Hyphae so many bads for you. Where is the (-) option?
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ...Cuz saint Nick could also 'nick'name into saint Dick...
 Hyphae: @tokyopig noone throws the season's glee like the jolly ol Saint Nickey-D
 tokyopig: Santa may seem jolly but he sure throws shade like a mother fucker.
Image 168724   03-21-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
278
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Dresdenkeogh: did they forget to write "...to be..."?
 UltraBeverly: @Dresdenkeogh #JustBurghThings
 Dresdenkeogh: Somebody is from Pittsburgh
 Robespierre: @AgentView It's called "dibs"; violate it at your peril.
 AgentView: I know this thing: Chicago culture. Do *not* take the chair.
 Beef Supreme: That whole chair thing is illegal. And it's a stupid idea too. A car saves a parking space, not a chair.
 Mr. Butt: Now kiss.
 Peter Pantsless: And by "snow" they mean "poop"
 tokyopig: Lol, never mind the handicap marker clearly on display in the window. Rage.
Image 168723   03-21-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
210
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Hyphae I hate to tell you this, but that man is clearly wearing pants; they're just pulled down. It's a funny picture, but this is a lifestyle you have to COMMIT to
 Hyphae: @Peter Pantsless that upload/you combo!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!111!!!! Exclamation
 tokyopig: The likelihood of dying like this is small, but the fear of dying like this is overwhelming.
 XLY: tactical espionage action
 Peter Pantsless: I guess SWAT has to train for every situation
Image 168722   03-21-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
434
 
 jochenau: But you're just in time for the new satellite radio station that plays ABBA's Waterloo on repeat 24/7!
 Hyphae: Ha, HA?! I see what you did there!! You put them bubbles on blast
Image 168721   03-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
293
 
 piranharama: @Hyphae Yeah, good talk, good talk.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ugh, friends don't let friends drink and overshare on A-G
 piranharama: @Hyphae I'll remember that the next time I slip and fall on a zucchini while cooking dinner naked!
 Hyphae: @piranharama @Hyphae ... Also you never know where that potato/high-efficency-lightbulb has been, so really, a hospital should heavily endorse safe-sex questionable-insert/precious-foot-placement practices
 Hyphae: @piranharama to be fair, I constantly fear a combo of slipping and a border-line point-of-no-return insertion gone wrong... Point being, "I slipped" may only be half the story, but(t), is still half liable in what would have been a 'no fault, no liability' mishap if only one party was temporally messing up at a time...
 piranharama: I have a friend who works emergency. This sh*t happens all the time, and the explanations are apparently spectacularly creative. "So you slipped in the shower and fell on this potato?" "That's right." "Uh huh... How did the condom get on the potato?"
 enfanta: @tokyopig BWAhahahaha!
 tokyopig: @enfanta omg... [quickly scribbles some calculations on a chalkboard, pauses] Shakira was right! Hips don't lie!
 enfanta: @tokyopig the hips? If the human is old enough, we should be able to determine its sex from the hips. And by "we" I mean "someone who isn't me."
 tokyopig: Word the wise, only insert light bulbs with a wide base or a sturdy ripcord into your anus. Also, why are we assuming the kid is a he?
Image 168720   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
293
 
 tokyopig: Delicious and convenient! We've found the meat eater's trump card!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig also, comes with its own serving bowl
 Hyphae: @piranharama ... Methinks a neckswap
 piranharama: These face-swap images freak me out.
 tokyopig: Round my neck of the woods we call these "suppon" and they, no pun intended, make terrific soup.
 Peter Pantsless: "Put me down, asshole."
Image 168719   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
392
 
 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
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