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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.



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 tokyopig: Username upload combo! oh wait, no that says "randomhobo" not "randomoboe." FALSE ALARM! False alarm everyone!
Image 168726   03-21-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: "All them chiquitas in Omaha..."
 enfanta: Dammit! @Niels Bohr, not Neils Bohr. Pfft.
 enfanta: Burma Shave. (For @Neils Bohr and @Bill Rye.)
 enfanta: Home alive.
 enfanta: Won't make it
 enfanta: As you drive
 enfanta: Write a card
 Bill Rye: Postcarding and driving is just as dangerous as texting and driving.
 Niels Bohr: Burma shave
 tokyopig: @Knice Aka Mecca for Crows.
 Knice: @tokyopig I like Corn Palace. :-)
 tokyopig: @Minnesotan That and like, for the longest time I kept seeing a billboard saying that foreign oil supports terrorism, featuring a hijacked plane with barrels of oil strapped to the wings like some sort of crude armament. One's like that make you happy to see faded "World Famous Corn Palace" signs.
 tokyopig: @Minnesotan Sounds like South Dakota. That place is about as close to the highway scene from Terry Gilliam's Brazil as I think nature allows. Maybe there's places with more billboards but like, the South Dakota one's are so disproportionately absurd for hyping up so many dilapidated and defunct tourist traps that it more than makes up for their number and frequency.
 Hyphae: ...Also, we are definitely not ghosts, so if you see our spectral embodiment dressed in a tattered prom dress, please do pick us up and give us a ride back to town, and we swear we won't fade away before we get th...
 Minnesotan: a postcard from a bygone era before every inch of interstate-facing land had to be covered in billboards
Image 168725   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
354
 
 UltraBeverly: NPR says Christmas is red and white because of these old coke ads. Keep the christ in cokemas!
 Hyphae: Act a fool
 Hyphae: @Niels Bohr I'm going to sober up, go to work, get home, and then get wasted and act a cool making drunk-ass comments on the A-G all over again
 jochenau: @a robot I'd say it's actually worse, because the toilet paper direction does (however immaterially) affect other people. The Coke vs. Pepsi thing is literally just "people like a thing I don't like".
 Niels Bohr: @Hyphae just radded the shit out of that. Now how ya gonna act?
 a robot: First of all, it's March. Second of all, this is bad and I hate it. Having really strong Coke vs Pepsi opinions is frankly just as bad as getting into arguments over which way the toilet paper should be hung.
 Spazstatic: @tokyopig Ah. Thank you space friend!
 tokyopig: @Spazstatic basically hating on something
 Spazstatic: @tokyopig what is "throwing shade?"
 Hyphae: @Hyphae so many bads for you. Where is the (-) option?
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ...Cuz saint Nick could also 'nick'name into saint Dick...
 Hyphae: @tokyopig noone throws the season's glee like the jolly ol Saint Nickey-D
 tokyopig: Santa may seem jolly but he sure throws shade like a mother fucker.
Image 168724   03-21-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
278
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Dresdenkeogh: did they forget to write "...to be..."?
 UltraBeverly: @Dresdenkeogh #JustBurghThings
 Dresdenkeogh: Somebody is from Pittsburgh
 Robespierre: @AgentView It's called "dibs"; violate it at your peril.
 AgentView: I know this thing: Chicago culture. Do *not* take the chair.
 Beef Supreme: That whole chair thing is illegal. And it's a stupid idea too. A car saves a parking space, not a chair.
 Mr. Butt: Now kiss.
 Peter Pantsless: And by "snow" they mean "poop"
 tokyopig: Lol, never mind the handicap marker clearly on display in the window. Rage.
Image 168723   03-21-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
210
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Hyphae I hate to tell you this, but that man is clearly wearing pants; they're just pulled down. It's a funny picture, but this is a lifestyle you have to COMMIT to
 Hyphae: @Peter Pantsless that upload/you combo!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!111!!!! Exclamation
 tokyopig: The likelihood of dying like this is small, but the fear of dying like this is overwhelming.
 XLY: tactical espionage action
 Peter Pantsless: I guess SWAT has to train for every situation
Image 168722   03-21-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
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 jochenau: But you're just in time for the new satellite radio station that plays ABBA's Waterloo on repeat 24/7!
 Hyphae: Ha, HA?! I see what you did there!! You put them bubbles on blast
Image 168721   03-21-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
293
 
 piranharama: @Hyphae Yeah, good talk, good talk.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ugh, friends don't let friends drink and overshare on A-G
 piranharama: @Hyphae I'll remember that the next time I slip and fall on a zucchini while cooking dinner naked!
 Hyphae: @piranharama @Hyphae ... Also you never know where that potato/high-efficency-lightbulb has been, so really, a hospital should heavily endorse safe-sex questionable-insert/precious-foot-placement practices
 Hyphae: @piranharama to be fair, I constantly fear a combo of slipping and a border-line point-of-no-return insertion gone wrong... Point being, "I slipped" may only be half the story, but(t), is still half liable in what would have been a 'no fault, no liability' mishap if only one party was temporally messing up at a time...
 piranharama: I have a friend who works emergency. This sh*t happens all the time, and the explanations are apparently spectacularly creative. "So you slipped in the shower and fell on this potato?" "That's right." "Uh huh... How did the condom get on the potato?"
 enfanta: @tokyopig BWAhahahaha!
 tokyopig: @enfanta omg... [quickly scribbles some calculations on a chalkboard, pauses] Shakira was right! Hips don't lie!
 enfanta: @tokyopig the hips? If the human is old enough, we should be able to determine its sex from the hips. And by "we" I mean "someone who isn't me."
 tokyopig: Word the wise, only insert light bulbs with a wide base or a sturdy ripcord into your anus. Also, why are we assuming the kid is a he?
Image 168720   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
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 tokyopig: Delicious and convenient! We've found the meat eater's trump card!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig also, comes with its own serving bowl
 Hyphae: @piranharama ... Methinks a neckswap
 piranharama: These face-swap images freak me out.
 tokyopig: Round my neck of the woods we call these "suppon" and they, no pun intended, make terrific soup.
 Peter Pantsless: "Put me down, asshole."
Image 168719   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
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