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243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

243805  WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802  wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243813  wolfpk: Put a tiger in your tank; and hope it stays there!

243834  Sadbot: ! ? !?

243825  wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243831

243831  wolfpk: Cuteness compatition! Challenger #243825

243833  wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.

243834  raditzu: Not evil enough, only BAD.

242555  Mr Bleak: Did the earth move for you too darling?

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2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Teechur
5. Felicity
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8. Mr. Shine
9. wolfpk
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions

243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243802 wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243638 XLY: holy shit

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….



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AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (993 points)
sorghum uploaded 243336 (985 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
electrode uploaded 243585 (958 points)
saluted uploaded 243591 (930 points)
veryblue uploaded 243601 (929 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243497 (925 points)
a robot uploaded 243605 (916 points)
Relp uploaded 243397 (911 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 243346 (869 points)


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10. pewdiepie: 2506 points
11. saluted: 1969 points
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 piranharama: @Hyphae Yeah, good talk, good talk.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ugh, friends don't let friends drink and overshare on A-G
 piranharama: @Hyphae I'll remember that the next time I slip and fall on a zucchini while cooking dinner naked!
 Hyphae: @piranharama @Hyphae ... Also you never know where that potato/high-efficency-lightbulb has been, so really, a hospital should heavily endorse safe-sex questionable-insert/precious-foot-placement practices
 Hyphae: @piranharama to be fair, I constantly fear a combo of slipping and a border-line point-of-no-return insertion gone wrong... Point being, "I slipped" may only be half the story, but(t), is still half liable in what would have been a 'no fault, no liability' mishap if only one party was temporally messing up at a time...
 piranharama: I have a friend who works emergency. This sh*t happens all the time, and the explanations are apparently spectacularly creative. "So you slipped in the shower and fell on this potato?" "That's right." "Uh huh... How did the condom get on the potato?"
 enfanta: @tokyopig BWAhahahaha!
 tokyopig: @enfanta omg... [quickly scribbles some calculations on a chalkboard, pauses] Shakira was right! Hips don't lie!
 enfanta: @tokyopig the hips? If the human is old enough, we should be able to determine its sex from the hips. And by "we" I mean "someone who isn't me."
 tokyopig: Word the wise, only insert light bulbs with a wide base or a sturdy ripcord into your anus. Also, why are we assuming the kid is a he?
Image 168720   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
293
 
 tokyopig: Delicious and convenient! We've found the meat eater's trump card!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig also, comes with its own serving bowl
 Hyphae: @piranharama ... Methinks a neckswap
 piranharama: These face-swap images freak me out.
 tokyopig: Round my neck of the woods we call these "suppon" and they, no pun intended, make terrific soup.
 Peter Pantsless: "Put me down, asshole."
Image 168719   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
392
 
 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
306
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do yourself a favor and don't look up any Ford or Chevy bumper stickers. You're not.... you're not going to like what you find.
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect of C&H and Bill Watterson.
 Peter Pantsless: Jokes aside, last Christmas I had my old stuffed tiger professionally cleaned, drove up to Wisconsin, and gave it to my mother as a present. She hugged me so hard I couldn't have gotten her off of me if I tried. But of course I didn't
 Peter Pantsless: *ineffectively throws stuffed tiger at bully; is beat up*
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how calvin's dad died
Image 168716   03-20-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
289
 
 jazzjunkie: (500 in 5 hours is generally a lethal dose)
 jazzjunkie: In Soviet Russia, 420 Roentgen blazes YOU!
 tokyopig: Monolith snipers are masters of the 180 no scope, blaze it.
 HeCat Cherries: Sunabozu. Tryin to be thug as duck.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, stalker
Image 168715   03-20-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
178
 
 Lestrange: I get a little honda of you every day
 Mr. Shine: Wu-Tang?
 Hyphae: @Higdec ... Volkswagen!? /Cutsie-pretending-to-feign-ignorance true-WTF-ignorance
 Higdec: I wonder what brand of car hit that bumper? (End of sarcasm)
 enfanta: A little short for a stormtrooper, isn't it?
Image 168714   03-20-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
223
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: I have a friend who has that.
 tokyopig: Chinese have a lot of Hells. This for instance is the hell of ichty butthole.
 HeCat Cherries: How I met your mother.
Image 168713   03-20-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
182
 
 Poncho: turbo shitting through the Nth dimention
 Peter Pantsless: Taco Bell is how he shaved that last few hundredths off his time
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs no way! Jinx, you owe me a coke!
 dobbiesdoogs: Oh god dammit hahaha
 dobbiesdoogs: makin' moguls
 Dr Awkward: Makin' moguls.
Image 168712   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
793
 
 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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