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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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 piranharama: @Hyphae Yeah, good talk, good talk.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ugh, friends don't let friends drink and overshare on A-G
 piranharama: @Hyphae I'll remember that the next time I slip and fall on a zucchini while cooking dinner naked!
 Hyphae: @piranharama @Hyphae ... Also you never know where that potato/high-efficency-lightbulb has been, so really, a hospital should heavily endorse safe-sex questionable-insert/precious-foot-placement practices
 Hyphae: @piranharama to be fair, I constantly fear a combo of slipping and a border-line point-of-no-return insertion gone wrong... Point being, "I slipped" may only be half the story, but(t), is still half liable in what would have been a 'no fault, no liability' mishap if only one party was temporally messing up at a time...
 piranharama: I have a friend who works emergency. This sh*t happens all the time, and the explanations are apparently spectacularly creative. "So you slipped in the shower and fell on this potato?" "That's right." "Uh huh... How did the condom get on the potato?"
 enfanta: @tokyopig BWAhahahaha!
 tokyopig: @enfanta omg... [quickly scribbles some calculations on a chalkboard, pauses] Shakira was right! Hips don't lie!
 enfanta: @tokyopig the hips? If the human is old enough, we should be able to determine its sex from the hips. And by "we" I mean "someone who isn't me."
 tokyopig: Word the wise, only insert light bulbs with a wide base or a sturdy ripcord into your anus. Also, why are we assuming the kid is a he?
Image 168720   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
293
 
 tokyopig: Delicious and convenient! We've found the meat eater's trump card!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig also, comes with its own serving bowl
 Hyphae: @piranharama ... Methinks a neckswap
 piranharama: These face-swap images freak me out.
 tokyopig: Round my neck of the woods we call these "suppon" and they, no pun intended, make terrific soup.
 Peter Pantsless: "Put me down, asshole."
Image 168719   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
392
 
 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 house md: The line must be drawn HERE
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
293
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do yourself a favor and don't look up any Ford or Chevy bumper stickers. You're not.... you're not going to like what you find.
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect of C&H and Bill Watterson.
 Peter Pantsless: Jokes aside, last Christmas I had my old stuffed tiger professionally cleaned, drove up to Wisconsin, and gave it to my mother as a present. She hugged me so hard I couldn't have gotten her off of me if I tried. But of course I didn't
 Peter Pantsless: *ineffectively throws stuffed tiger at bully; is beat up*
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how calvin's dad died
Image 168716   03-20-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
324
 
 jazzjunkie: (500 in 5 hours is generally a lethal dose)
 jazzjunkie: In Soviet Russia, 420 Roentgen blazes YOU!
 tokyopig: Monolith snipers are masters of the 180 no scope, blaze it.
 HeCat Cherries: Sunabozu. Tryin to be thug as duck.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, stalker
Image 168715   03-20-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
178
 
 Lestrange: I get a little honda of you every day
 Mr. Shine: Wu-Tang?
 Hyphae: @Higdec ... Volkswagen!? /Cutsie-pretending-to-feign-ignorance true-WTF-ignorance
 Higdec: I wonder what brand of car hit that bumper? (End of sarcasm)
 enfanta: A little short for a stormtrooper, isn't it?
Image 168714   03-20-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
223
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: I have a friend who has that.
 tokyopig: Chinese have a lot of Hells. This for instance is the hell of ichty butthole.
 HeCat Cherries: How I met your mother.
Image 168713   03-20-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
216
 
 Poncho: turbo shitting through the Nth dimention
 Peter Pantsless: Taco Bell is how he shaved that last few hundredths off his time
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs no way! Jinx, you owe me a coke!
 dobbiesdoogs: Oh god dammit hahaha
 dobbiesdoogs: makin' moguls
 Dr Awkward: Makin' moguls.
Image 168712   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
828
 
 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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