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192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

192868  VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.

192869  Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.

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192722 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close



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 piranharama: @Hyphae Yeah, good talk, good talk.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae ugh, friends don't let friends drink and overshare on A-G
 piranharama: @Hyphae I'll remember that the next time I slip and fall on a zucchini while cooking dinner naked!
 Hyphae: @piranharama @Hyphae ... Also you never know where that potato/high-efficency-lightbulb has been, so really, a hospital should heavily endorse safe-sex questionable-insert/precious-foot-placement practices
 Hyphae: @piranharama to be fair, I constantly fear a combo of slipping and a border-line point-of-no-return insertion gone wrong... Point being, "I slipped" may only be half the story, but(t), is still half liable in what would have been a 'no fault, no liability' mishap if only one party was temporally messing up at a time...
 piranharama: I have a friend who works emergency. This sh*t happens all the time, and the explanations are apparently spectacularly creative. "So you slipped in the shower and fell on this potato?" "That's right." "Uh huh... How did the condom get on the potato?"
 enfanta: @tokyopig BWAhahahaha!
 tokyopig: @enfanta omg... [quickly scribbles some calculations on a chalkboard, pauses] Shakira was right! Hips don't lie!
 enfanta: @tokyopig the hips? If the human is old enough, we should be able to determine its sex from the hips. And by "we" I mean "someone who isn't me."
 tokyopig: Word the wise, only insert light bulbs with a wide base or a sturdy ripcord into your anus. Also, why are we assuming the kid is a he?
Image 168720   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
293
 
 tokyopig: Delicious and convenient! We've found the meat eater's trump card!
 Bu7Z: @tokyopig also, comes with its own serving bowl
 Hyphae: @piranharama ... Methinks a neckswap
 piranharama: These face-swap images freak me out.
 tokyopig: Round my neck of the woods we call these "suppon" and they, no pun intended, make terrific soup.
 Peter Pantsless: "Put me down, asshole."
Image 168719   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
392
 
 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
306
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do yourself a favor and don't look up any Ford or Chevy bumper stickers. You're not.... you're not going to like what you find.
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect of C&H and Bill Watterson.
 Peter Pantsless: Jokes aside, last Christmas I had my old stuffed tiger professionally cleaned, drove up to Wisconsin, and gave it to my mother as a present. She hugged me so hard I couldn't have gotten her off of me if I tried. But of course I didn't
 Peter Pantsless: *ineffectively throws stuffed tiger at bully; is beat up*
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how calvin's dad died
Image 168716   03-20-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
289
 
 jazzjunkie: (500 in 5 hours is generally a lethal dose)
 jazzjunkie: In Soviet Russia, 420 Roentgen blazes YOU!
 tokyopig: Monolith snipers are masters of the 180 no scope, blaze it.
 HeCat Cherries: Sunabozu. Tryin to be thug as duck.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, stalker
Image 168715   03-20-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
153
 
 Lestrange: I get a little honda of you every day
 Mr. Shine: Wu-Tang?
 Hyphae: @Higdec ... Volkswagen!? /Cutsie-pretending-to-feign-ignorance true-WTF-ignorance
 Higdec: I wonder what brand of car hit that bumper? (End of sarcasm)
 enfanta: A little short for a stormtrooper, isn't it?
Image 168714   03-20-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
223
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: I have a friend who has that.
 tokyopig: Chinese have a lot of Hells. This for instance is the hell of ichty butthole.
 HeCat Cherries: How I met your mother.
Image 168713   03-20-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
182
 
 Poncho: turbo shitting through the Nth dimention
 Peter Pantsless: Taco Bell is how he shaved that last few hundredths off his time
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs no way! Jinx, you owe me a coke!
 dobbiesdoogs: Oh god dammit hahaha
 dobbiesdoogs: makin' moguls
 Dr Awkward: Makin' moguls.
Image 168712   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
771
 
 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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