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227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

227913  AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227927  AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides

227936  Robespierre: They look similar - but which is which's pet?

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227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.



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 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
306
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do yourself a favor and don't look up any Ford or Chevy bumper stickers. You're not.... you're not going to like what you find.
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect of C&H and Bill Watterson.
 Peter Pantsless: Jokes aside, last Christmas I had my old stuffed tiger professionally cleaned, drove up to Wisconsin, and gave it to my mother as a present. She hugged me so hard I couldn't have gotten her off of me if I tried. But of course I didn't
 Peter Pantsless: *ineffectively throws stuffed tiger at bully; is beat up*
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how calvin's dad died
Image 168716   03-20-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
289
 
 jazzjunkie: (500 in 5 hours is generally a lethal dose)
 jazzjunkie: In Soviet Russia, 420 Roentgen blazes YOU!
 tokyopig: Monolith snipers are masters of the 180 no scope, blaze it.
 HeCat Cherries: Sunabozu. Tryin to be thug as duck.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, stalker
Image 168715   03-20-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
178
 
 Lestrange: I get a little honda of you every day
 Mr. Shine: Wu-Tang?
 Hyphae: @Higdec ... Volkswagen!? /Cutsie-pretending-to-feign-ignorance true-WTF-ignorance
 Higdec: I wonder what brand of car hit that bumper? (End of sarcasm)
 enfanta: A little short for a stormtrooper, isn't it?
Image 168714   03-20-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
223
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: I have a friend who has that.
 tokyopig: Chinese have a lot of Hells. This for instance is the hell of ichty butthole.
 HeCat Cherries: How I met your mother.
Image 168713   03-20-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
182
 
 Poncho: turbo shitting through the Nth dimention
 Peter Pantsless: Taco Bell is how he shaved that last few hundredths off his time
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs no way! Jinx, you owe me a coke!
 dobbiesdoogs: Oh god dammit hahaha
 dobbiesdoogs: makin' moguls
 Dr Awkward: Makin' moguls.
Image 168712   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
793
 
 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
259
 
 HeCat Cherries: Netflix could have learned so much about iron fist from a single panel.
 Zampano: Maybe i can break my fall, i don't know. Maybe ill think shit through the next time. Maybe i should have studied physics. Maybe ill have chili dogs for supper...
 Dr Awkward: @Theta Zero depending on the other guy's density, it may hold up... what if he was made of feathers?
 ThatGuy: @Scoo dear god, why!?
 Scoo: @Theta Zero Luke Cage travelled back in time (also violating the laws of physics) and kicked Galileo's wimpy ass!
 ThatGuy: @Peter PantslessPhysics aside, yes
 Peter Pantsless: Physics aside, Luke Cage kicks ass. He once went to Latveria and beat the ever-loving SHIT out of goddamn DR. DOOM, because he stiffed him for...$200. What a badass
 Theta Zero: This is not how to physics
Image 168710   03-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
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 Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless One warning, though: I felt a little cheated on the ending because I thought there was more book, but the last 20-or-so pages of the paperback are acknowledgements and a preview of Magary's current book, The Hike. Pages 355-65, "The Human Wave" is the last chapter.
 carpwoman: I wonder what kind of cicada this is.
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 That's enough for me, friend. If my local library doesn't have it, I'll buy it for sure. This is one of the reasons I love AG :)
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I thought the main character made some odd decisions just for the sake of plot twists, but overall, the increasingly grim social, political and global situations seemed very convincing and chilling. I found myself wanting to read the whole thing all at once, like "ooh! What happens what happens?" but had to put it down every few chapters because "holy shit what just happened?"
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Did you like it? I've been looking for a new sci-fi book to read. Looks like it has good reviews.
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I read "The Postmortal" by Drew Magary a while back. It's about a 'cure' for aging and how the world goes to shit as a result-- disease, hunger, and injury all increase dramatically over the following century. Everyone still dies, but 'immortality' just guarantees you a much nastier death.
 Poncho: nope
 Peter Pantsless: "on" to "off" vvv
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Speaking of exoskeletons, fun fact: lobsters are technically immortal. Barring disease, hunger, or injury, the oldest ones die of exhaustion trying to molt their increasingly thick exoskeletons. Unlike most animals, they produce the enzyme telomerase throughout their lives, which repairs the nonsense DNA at the end of their chromosomes, effectively preventing any kind of age-related degradation. We, too, have telomerase...until we don't, and that's when we start to age. Flip that kill switch from "off" to "on," though...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless yup! we still hunt for them :) I wonder if this is a good year for cicadas... I think the 7 year ones came out a couple of years ago
 piranharama: I really hope that tree isn't as large as it looks.
 Peter Pantsless: I had a collection of molted cicada exoskeletons as a kid.
 Mr. Shine: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Image 168709   03-20-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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