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257552  Knice: Well, not HERE here; just kinda *vague gesture* here...

257550  Not A Bot: I'll take a Sprite.

257444  lionstrong: @Mr. Shine exactly

257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

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257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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 Dresdenkeogh: To show someone*
 Dresdenkeogh: Right as I pass my phone to someone a picture I saved off friendly spaceship.com
 Mr. Butt: damn, boooooy, got em
Image 168718   03-21-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
223
 
 house md: The line must be drawn HERE
 Jennysaurus: @dobbiesdoogs same here
 piranharama: @dobbiesdoogs You broke your little shoes.
 dobbiesdoogs: no! noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Image 168717   03-21-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
293
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do yourself a favor and don't look up any Ford or Chevy bumper stickers. You're not.... you're not going to like what you find.
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect of C&H and Bill Watterson.
 Peter Pantsless: Jokes aside, last Christmas I had my old stuffed tiger professionally cleaned, drove up to Wisconsin, and gave it to my mother as a present. She hugged me so hard I couldn't have gotten her off of me if I tried. But of course I didn't
 Peter Pantsless: *ineffectively throws stuffed tiger at bully; is beat up*
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how calvin's dad died
Image 168716   03-20-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
324
 
 jazzjunkie: (500 in 5 hours is generally a lethal dose)
 jazzjunkie: In Soviet Russia, 420 Roentgen blazes YOU!
 tokyopig: Monolith snipers are masters of the 180 no scope, blaze it.
 HeCat Cherries: Sunabozu. Tryin to be thug as duck.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, stalker
Image 168715   03-20-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
178
 
 Lestrange: I get a little honda of you every day
 Mr. Shine: Wu-Tang?
 Hyphae: @Higdec ... Volkswagen!? /Cutsie-pretending-to-feign-ignorance true-WTF-ignorance
 Higdec: I wonder what brand of car hit that bumper? (End of sarcasm)
 enfanta: A little short for a stormtrooper, isn't it?
Image 168714   03-20-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
223
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: I have a friend who has that.
 tokyopig: Chinese have a lot of Hells. This for instance is the hell of ichty butthole.
 HeCat Cherries: How I met your mother.
Image 168713   03-20-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
216
 
 Poncho: turbo shitting through the Nth dimention
 Peter Pantsless: Taco Bell is how he shaved that last few hundredths off his time
 Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs no way! Jinx, you owe me a coke!
 dobbiesdoogs: Oh god dammit hahaha
 dobbiesdoogs: makin' moguls
 Dr Awkward: Makin' moguls.
Image 168712   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
828
 
 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
259
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: @ThatGuy Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment
 HeCat Cherries: Netflix could have learned so much about iron fist from a single panel.
 Zampano: Maybe i can break my fall, i don't know. Maybe ill think shit through the next time. Maybe i should have studied physics. Maybe ill have chili dogs for supper...
 Dr Awkward: @Theta Zero depending on the other guy's density, it may hold up... what if he was made of feathers?
 ThatGuy: @Scoo dear god, why!?
 Scoo: @Theta Zero Luke Cage travelled back in time (also violating the laws of physics) and kicked Galileo's wimpy ass!
 ThatGuy: @Peter PantslessPhysics aside, yes
 Peter Pantsless: Physics aside, Luke Cage kicks ass. He once went to Latveria and beat the ever-loving SHIT out of goddamn DR. DOOM, because he stiffed him for...$200. What a badass
 Theta Zero: This is not how to physics
Image 168710   03-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
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 Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless One warning, though: I felt a little cheated on the ending because I thought there was more book, but the last 20-or-so pages of the paperback are acknowledgements and a preview of Magary's current book, The Hike. Pages 355-65, "The Human Wave" is the last chapter.
 carpwoman: I wonder what kind of cicada this is.
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 That's enough for me, friend. If my local library doesn't have it, I'll buy it for sure. This is one of the reasons I love AG :)
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I thought the main character made some odd decisions just for the sake of plot twists, but overall, the increasingly grim social, political and global situations seemed very convincing and chilling. I found myself wanting to read the whole thing all at once, like "ooh! What happens what happens?" but had to put it down every few chapters because "holy shit what just happened?"
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Did you like it? I've been looking for a new sci-fi book to read. Looks like it has good reviews.
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I read "The Postmortal" by Drew Magary a while back. It's about a 'cure' for aging and how the world goes to shit as a result-- disease, hunger, and injury all increase dramatically over the following century. Everyone still dies, but 'immortality' just guarantees you a much nastier death.
 Poncho: nope
 Peter Pantsless: "on" to "off" vvv
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Speaking of exoskeletons, fun fact: lobsters are technically immortal. Barring disease, hunger, or injury, the oldest ones die of exhaustion trying to molt their increasingly thick exoskeletons. Unlike most animals, they produce the enzyme telomerase throughout their lives, which repairs the nonsense DNA at the end of their chromosomes, effectively preventing any kind of age-related degradation. We, too, have telomerase...until we don't, and that's when we start to age. Flip that kill switch from "off" to "on," though...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless yup! we still hunt for them :) I wonder if this is a good year for cicadas... I think the 7 year ones came out a couple of years ago
 piranharama: I really hope that tree isn't as large as it looks.
 Peter Pantsless: I had a collection of molted cicada exoskeletons as a kid.
 Mr. Shine: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Image 168709   03-20-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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