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273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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 Ironass: Ocelot of floof right there!
 ThatGuy: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
259
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: @ThatGuy Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment
 HeCat Cherries: Netflix could have learned so much about iron fist from a single panel.
 Zampano: Maybe i can break my fall, i don't know. Maybe ill think shit through the next time. Maybe i should have studied physics. Maybe ill have chili dogs for supper...
 realjon: @Theta Zero depending on the other guy's density, it may hold up... what if he was made of feathers?
 ThatGuy: @Scoo dear god, why!?
 Scoo: @Theta Zero Luke Cage travelled back in time (also violating the laws of physics) and kicked Galileo's wimpy ass!
 ThatGuy: @Peter PantslessPhysics aside, yes
 Peter Pantsless: Physics aside, Luke Cage kicks ass. He once went to Latveria and beat the ever-loving SHIT out of goddamn DR. DOOM, because he stiffed him for...$200. What a badass
 killme: This is not how to physics
Image 168710   03-20-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
410
 
 Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless One warning, though: I felt a little cheated on the ending because I thought there was more book, but the last 20-or-so pages of the paperback are acknowledgements and a preview of Magary's current book, The Hike. Pages 355-65, "The Human Wave" is the last chapter.
 carpwoman: I wonder what kind of cicada this is.
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 That's enough for me, friend. If my local library doesn't have it, I'll buy it for sure. This is one of the reasons I love AG :)
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I thought the main character made some odd decisions just for the sake of plot twists, but overall, the increasingly grim social, political and global situations seemed very convincing and chilling. I found myself wanting to read the whole thing all at once, like "ooh! What happens what happens?" but had to put it down every few chapters because "holy shit what just happened?"
 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Did you like it? I've been looking for a new sci-fi book to read. Looks like it has good reviews.
 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I read "The Postmortal" by Drew Magary a while back. It's about a 'cure' for aging and how the world goes to shit as a result-- disease, hunger, and injury all increase dramatically over the following century. Everyone still dies, but 'immortality' just guarantees you a much nastier death.
 Poncho: nope
 Peter Pantsless: "on" to "off" vvv
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Speaking of exoskeletons, fun fact: lobsters are technically immortal. Barring disease, hunger, or injury, the oldest ones die of exhaustion trying to molt their increasingly thick exoskeletons. Unlike most animals, they produce the enzyme telomerase throughout their lives, which repairs the nonsense DNA at the end of their chromosomes, effectively preventing any kind of age-related degradation. We, too, have telomerase...until we don't, and that's when we start to age. Flip that kill switch from "off" to "on," though...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless yup! we still hunt for them :) I wonder if this is a good year for cicadas... I think the 7 year ones came out a couple of years ago
 piranharama: I really hope that tree isn't as large as it looks.
 Peter Pantsless: I had a collection of molted cicada exoskeletons as a kid.
 Mr. Shine: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Image 168709   03-20-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
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 HeCat Cherries: Mummy's the word on that bike
 enfanta: Slenderman's sister posts a bike for sale on Craigslist.
 ThatGuy: @Peter Pantsless and is apparently pissing outside his apartment
 Peter Pantsless: E.T. rode home
Image 168708   03-20-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
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 Scoo: @a robot Or just remembered he left the stove on
 tokyopig: hmm... would anyone get it if there was just one googly third eye in the forehead?
 a robot: Back left has just achieved enlightenment
Image 168707   03-20-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
249
 
 XLY: the eyes have it
 HeCat Cherries: I'm Watching You Pee!!
 Whatever: Gotta catch them all
 ThatGuy: Um... Not true
 a robot: ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I CAN'T DISGUISE, I'VE GOT
 chemical: More appealing than eyeless heads
Image 168706   03-20-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
242
 
 killme: Why does this part of the ocean floor smell like burnt motor oil?
 LKoroton: Dagobah's dark side
 Mr Bleak: WTF am I looking at?
Image 168705   03-20-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
469
 
 Wooden Spoon: Should have been "Houndini".
 Zampano: Fitting
 enfanta: Check all the padlocked crates.
 piranharama: No fence can contain him!
 El Barto: He's not lost, it's just some sort of trick with mirrors.
 Skinr: we tried putting him on a leash, but he escaped
Image 168704   03-20-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
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 waffles: Got to catch her! I m heavier so I should fall faster...
 PenguinBartender: Foiled again!
 jazzjunkie: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat! When I jump rope my feet go boom chicky boom.
 Poncho: @ThatGuy @WaffleIron they don't panic until you panic, best thing is to pretend nothing happened
 HeCat Cherries: "Sorry Bobby. Sally is a little tripped up"
 Niels Bohr: I love that she's still kind of smiling, not yet aware of her dire situation.
 ThatGuy: @WaffleIron kids are resilient
 ThatGuy: Ouch
 WaffleIron: One time my brother hit the step up to the balcony running at warp nine. He tripped and his head bounced off the concrete so hard it sounded like the whole building shook. He stood up, shook it off and kept going. Best babysitting story of my life.
Image 168703   03-20-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
357
 
 enfanta: Doggie graduation pic?
 Mr. Shine: Is your Cermet evar going to graow?
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of the five people you meet in heaven?
Image 168702   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
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