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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Buld Albuble: Ocelot of floof right there!
 Fluwn Grunungus: A litter of ocelittens
Image 168711   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Frung Rempombies
Score:
259
 
 Fluwn Dampungus: @ThatGuy Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment
 Pemp Cremombies: Netflix could have learned so much about iron fist from a single panel.
 Mamp Albongus: Maybe i can break my fall, i don't know. Maybe ill think shit through the next time. Maybe i should have studied physics. Maybe ill have chili dogs for supper...
 Murm Flumumple: @Theta Zero depending on the other guy's density, it may hold up... what if he was made of feathers?
 Viple Plombies: @Scoo dear god, why!?
 Muft Brombies: @Theta Zero Luke Cage travelled back in time (also violating the laws of physics) and kicked Galileo's wimpy ass!
 Dungo Cremongo: @Peter PantslessPhysics aside, yes
 Pingo Rempumple: Physics aside, Luke Cage kicks ass. He once went to Latveria and beat the ever-loving SHIT out of goddamn DR. DOOM, because he stiffed him for...$200. What a badass
 Fruwn Drumungo: This is not how to physics
Image 168710   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Vift Rempomple
Score:
410
 
 Thirt Plemumbies: Today my jurisdiction ends here
 Pold Grunumbies: @Peter Pantsless One warning, though: I felt a little cheated on the ending because I thought there was more book, but the last 20-or-so pages of the paperback are acknowledgements and a preview of Magary's current book, The Hike. Pages 355-65, "The Human Wave" is the last chapter.
 Holm Plemuble: I wonder what kind of cicada this is.
 Part Flumumbies: @Hokie333 That's enough for me, friend. If my local library doesn't have it, I'll buy it for sure. This is one of the reasons I love AG :)
 Burm Flumumbies: @Peter Pantsless I thought the main character made some odd decisions just for the sake of plot twists, but overall, the increasingly grim social, political and global situations seemed very convincing and chilling. I found myself wanting to read the whole thing all at once, like "ooh! What happens what happens?" but had to put it down every few chapters because "holy shit what just happened?"
 Poft Plumbies: @Hokie333 Did you like it? I've been looking for a new sci-fi book to read. Looks like it has good reviews.
 Merb Plemupert: @Peter Pantsless I read "The Postmortal" by Drew Magary a while back. It's about a 'cure' for aging and how the world goes to shit as a result-- disease, hunger, and injury all increase dramatically over the following century. Everyone still dies, but 'immortality' just guarantees you a much nastier death.
 Jeft Plomple: nope
 Dild Grungus: "on" to "off" vvv
 Girbo Plumbies: @fanny Speaking of exoskeletons, fun fact: lobsters are technically immortal. Barring disease, hunger, or injury, the oldest ones die of exhaustion trying to molt their increasingly thick exoskeletons. Unlike most animals, they produce the enzyme telomerase throughout their lives, which repairs the nonsense DNA at the end of their chromosomes, effectively preventing any kind of age-related degradation. We, too, have telomerase...until we don't, and that's when we start to age. Flip that kill switch from "off" to "on," though...
 Lart Plemungus: @Peter Pantsless yup! we still hunt for them :) I wonder if this is a good year for cicadas... I think the 7 year ones came out a couple of years ago
 Virm Grumbies: I really hope that tree isn't as large as it looks.
 Frert Rempungus: I had a collection of molted cicada exoskeletons as a kid.
 Jerbo Horpungo: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Image 168709   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Floft Cremongus
Score:
144
 
 Rewn Plemumbies: Mummy's the word on that bike
 Pemp Flumungus: Slenderman's sister posts a bike for sale on Craigslist.
 Ramp Flumungus: @Peter Pantsless and is apparently pissing outside his apartment
 Jart Cremomple: E.T. rode home
Image 168708   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Traple Cremopert
Score:
576
 
 Rong Grongo: @a robot Or just remembered he left the stove on
 Murb Dampoble: hmm... would anyone get it if there was just one googly third eye in the forehead?
 Trulm Flumuble: Back left has just achieved enlightenment
Image 168707   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Bong Dampombies
Score:
249
 
 Flirm Plemopert: the eyes have it
 Tramp Horpongus: I'm Watching You Pee!!
 Frirt Grunoble: Gotta catch them all
 Flampo Plomple: Um... Not true
 Cromp Albungo: ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I CAN'T DISGUISE, I'VE GOT
 Thuft Albuble: More appealing than eyeless heads
Image 168706   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Fruple Cremongo
Score:
242
 
 Cralm Dampombies: Why does this part of the ocean floor smell like burnt motor oil?
 Thumpo Drumoble: Dagobah's dark side
 Poft Cremongo: WTF am I looking at?
Image 168705   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Vango Floble
Score:
469
 
 Berb Rempuble: Should have been "Houndini".
 Fleple Drumongo: Fitting
 Frempo Plongus: Check all the padlocked crates.
 Flarm Morpumple: No fence can contain him!
 Jirt Horpongus: He's not lost, it's just some sort of trick with mirrors.
 Vulm Brungo: we tried putting him on a leash, but he escaped
Image 168704   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mang Cremomple
Score:
404
 
 Rumpo Floble: Got to catch her! I m heavier so I should fall faster...
 Jaft Grungo: Foiled again!
 Rart Albombies: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat! When I jump rope my feet go boom chicky boom.
 Crople Dampongus: @ThatGuy @WaffleIron they don't panic until you panic, best thing is to pretend nothing happened
 Cring Horpumple: "Sorry Bobby. Sally is a little tripped up"
 Flomp Plungus: I love that she's still kind of smiling, not yet aware of her dire situation.
 Fruld Rempuble: @WaffleIron kids are resilient
 Dawn Cremungo: Ouch
 Volm Cremongus: One time my brother hit the step up to the balcony running at warp nine. He tripped and his head bounced off the concrete so hard it sounded like the whole building shook. He stood up, shook it off and kept going. Best babysitting story of my life.
Image 168703   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mild Flumongo
Score:
357
 
 Hungo Plupert: Doggie graduation pic?
 Thirt Grongo: Is your Cermet evar going to graow?
 Hift Morpumbies: Is this one of the five people you meet in heaven?
Image 168702   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Dart Rempupert
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