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216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

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216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.



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Score:
392
 
 Zampano: Vintage Apple watch. Fucking hipsters
 Niels Bohr: based solely on its usage my smartphone could more accurately be called my friendly spaceship machine.
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo had to look up "transflective" haha. That's a really cool feature. I'd like to see one that was halfway between a cheap phone and a smartphone. Like it did texting and calls and alarms and stuff, but I don't need the Internet or apps on that, you know? So it wouldn't need to be paired with a smartphone
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I have the Pebble Time Round, which is super thin and light (for a smartwatch), and has an always-on transflective screen, so I'm not constantly having to tap it or flick my wrist to see what time it is. The downside is that s Pebble got bought out by FitBit and its future is somewhat uncertain (though an upside to that is that are some great deals now on them).
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Hey how do you like that thing, by the way? I got used to wearing something on my wrist with the AG wristband, and I think those things look pretty cool
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo And my crappy Casio scientific calculator has more computational horsepower than the Apollo spacecraft!
 Bast Relief: I'm surprised it could run Google Earth.
 Scoo: I'm sure even my low-end smartwatch has more computational horsepower than an Apple II
Image 168701   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
426
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Wooden Spoon Yes
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: the danger of getting caught bootlegging or the danger of loosing your eyesight or the danger of getting lead poisoning from shine condensed in an old lead radiator?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward I meant the liquor store, but pub would also work
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless is there such thing as a "booze-atorium" or is that just what you call the local pub?
 funny in the wall: who's for the "the casque of amontillado" simulator
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron I saw branded moonshine the booze-atorium the other day, and I was like "Eh, what's the point without the danger?"
 WaffleIron: please be liquor please be liquor BOOYAH! THEY'RE RUNNING MOONSHINE!
Image 168700   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
251
 
 enfanta: "Why can't I wear it to school? Mooooooommmmmmm!"
 wolfpk: Come on! This is just insulting
Image 168699   03-20-17   Uploaded by    deepfriedsoap
Score:
101
 
 El Barto: Heavy metal on the left, hevy metal on the right.
Image 168698   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
365
 
 funny in the wall: Oh do tell. I googled it and saw that the inside is pretty cool. @sparename
 sparename: @funny in the wall Will report back next time I'm passing
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
258
 
 Annoying Vegan : Go on. Leave a pencil. Just a short one, even.
Image 168696   03-20-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
108
 
 apoxia: That's a weird Christmas card.
 Jabberwikket: Stop trying to make mer-elves. Fucking hipsters!
 raditzu: @tokyopig they stay like this for a minute or so and it will be Deadpool.
 tokyopig: With elves like that, there's gonna be babies. Doesn't explain the pool though.
 Mr. Butt: this kills the babby
 Peter Pantsless: Smells like Christmas spirit
Image 168695   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
612
 
 ThatGuy: The elusive purple user emerges from its winter slumber
Image 168694   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 168693 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by filthylaw. Your image was bad, filthylaw.
Score:
401
 
 apoxia: Cat smurf
 HeCat Cherries: Obligatory Red Skelton reference
 Robespierre: Goodnight, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are
 piranharama: Honk!
 KrazyKat: Pass the epi pen, would ya?
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - A bee.
 Knice: *reschedules boop*
 sparename: W C Felines
 WaffleIron: Oh no! What have you gotten into!?
Image 168692   03-20-17   Uploaded by    The Man
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