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268275  Dr Awkward: Whats an oout?

268256  dangerkeith3000: Vomiting isn't weird. As long as they clean it up why do you also have to call it weird. Some people can't make it to the toilet if they get sick.

268259  dangerkeith3000: I got a MAILER DAEMON message...

268260  dangerkeith3000: It's-a true!

268286  grace: The tail is like a little locator beacon in case the snow gets too deep!

268279  Shay: Yes, I am Detective Hercule Poirot. Where is the body?

268281  Mexico: It's not radiation's fault.

268264  dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

268224  Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268268  lecj07: Princess Carolyn's new boyfriend?

268275  lecj07: Man, Lasagna cat got dark.

268265  wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268253  Not A Bot: He thought he had seen pornography of all breadths and types. He thought wrong.

268262  Annoying Vegan : I am addicted to cat and dog.

268236  Otterman: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

268243  Otterman: Also: Not pictured - rhythmic thrusting

268243  Otterman: Help, I can't figure out how to spell the techno music for humorous purposes.

268224  Yam: @White Rice The heart wants anime tiddies.

268251  WannaBee: Beauty of honor taker.

268276  Annoying Vegan : Thanks, Scottish dad.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268265 wolfpk: Neighbors walk by: Shit, Franks off his meds again!

268264 dangerkeith3000: Go B A N A N A !

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (780 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. Bacon Train: 1532 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. greg: 1474 points
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Score:
427
 
 earl: RAD
 Zampano: Vintage Apple watch. Fucking hipsters
 Niels Bohr: based solely on its usage my smartphone could more accurately be called my friendly spaceship machine.
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo had to look up "transflective" haha. That's a really cool feature. I'd like to see one that was halfway between a cheap phone and a smartphone. Like it did texting and calls and alarms and stuff, but I don't need the Internet or apps on that, you know? So it wouldn't need to be paired with a smartphone
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I have the Pebble Time Round, which is super thin and light (for a smartwatch), and has an always-on transflective screen, so I'm not constantly having to tap it or flick my wrist to see what time it is. The downside is that s Pebble got bought out by FitBit and its future is somewhat uncertain (though an upside to that is that are some great deals now on them).
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Hey how do you like that thing, by the way? I got used to wearing something on my wrist with the AG wristband, and I think those things look pretty cool
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo And my crappy Casio scientific calculator has more computational horsepower than the Apollo spacecraft!
 Bast Relief: I'm surprised it could run Google Earth.
 Scoo: I'm sure even my low-end smartwatch has more computational horsepower than an Apple II
Image 168701   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
457
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Wooden Spoon Yes
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: the danger of getting caught bootlegging or the danger of loosing your eyesight or the danger of getting lead poisoning from shine condensed in an old lead radiator?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward I meant the liquor store, but pub would also work
 Punt Numbles: @Peter Pantsless is there such thing as a "booze-atorium" or is that just what you call the local pub?
 funny in the wall: who's for the "the casque of amontillado" simulator
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron I saw branded moonshine the booze-atorium the other day, and I was like "Eh, what's the point without the danger?"
 WaffleIron: please be liquor please be liquor BOOYAH! THEY'RE RUNNING MOONSHINE!
Image 168700   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
283
 
 enfanta: "Why can't I wear it to school? Mooooooommmmmmm!"
 wolfpk: Come on! This is just insulting
Image 168699   03-20-17   Uploaded by    deepfriedsoap
Score:
101
 
 El Barto: Heavy metal on the left, hevy metal on the right.
Image 168698   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
395
 
 funny in the wall: Oh do tell. I googled it and saw that the inside is pretty cool. @sparename
 sparename: @funny in the wall Will report back next time I'm passing
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
258
 
 fink: I wonder what it sounds like, if played as a soundwave
 Annoying Vegan : Go on. Leave a pencil. Just a short one, even.
Image 168696   03-20-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
141
 
 apoxia: That's a weird Christmas card.
 Jabberwikket: Stop trying to make mer-elves. Fucking hipsters!
 raditzu: @tokyopig they stay like this for a minute or so and it will be Deadpool.
 tokyopig: With elves like that, there's gonna be babies. Doesn't explain the pool though.
 Mr. Butt: this kills the babby
 Peter Pantsless: Smells like Christmas spirit
Image 168695   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
612
 
 ThatGuy: The elusive purple user emerges from its winter slumber
Image 168694   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 168693 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by filthylaw. We'll pray for you, filthylaw.
Score:
434
 
 apoxia: Cat smurf
 HeCat Cherries: Obligatory Red Skelton reference
 Amiga 1000: Goodnight, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are
 piranharama: Honk!
 KrazyKat: Pass the epi pen, would ya?
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - A bee.
 Knice: *reschedules boop*
 sparename: W C Felines
 WaffleIron: Oh no! What have you gotten into!?
Image 168692   03-20-17   Uploaded by    The Man
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