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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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 Wooden Spoon: @sparename: Ba-dum Tss!
 sparename: "Jeez, I'm stuffed"
Image 168688   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
721
 
 raditzu: This is a nice place to sit. I will sit here.
 Mr. Whiskers: Whispers: "would you like the special?"
 Bu7Z: Back off, my kill.
 WaffleIron: I'm going to abduct that catto.
Image 168687   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
540
 
 Lestrange: Bad for dogs and even badder for dogs. Rad pic though.
 Dr Awkward: That's gonna be a whole lotta grape booze fer then lil' fellas
 sparename: "Everybody come on down - we're a havin' a raisin raisin', it's gonna be grape fun!"
Image 168686   03-20-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
121
 
 ThatGuy: Sponsored by The D Club! "Simply the best!" Arin Hanson
 Scoo: I would eat that cupcake
 WaffleIron: Jason's in Puyallup, WA has excellent prime rib soup and a rather sassy waitress to serve it to you. Highly recommended. This sign is not from Jason's
Image 168685   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
297
 
 Lestrange: Suspension component just around the corner?
 isosceleswaffle: Coily waited some amount of eons just waiting for the next poor sap to hate on springs.
 HeCat Cherries: Sprocket thought he could hide his excitement. Till he realized his spring wash showing.
 ThatGuy: That you Springy?
 ThatGuy: That you Springy?
 Spazstatic: @sparename how about "coil is just around the corner."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Here we have a fine example of the stabby spring in its natural habitat.
 WaffleIron: A corner is just getting around to occulting the spring.
 Dr Awkward: I get sprung?
 sparename: Spring is almost visible?
 sparename: Spring is partially hidden by brickwork?
 sparename: Spring is just around the wall?
 Peter Pantsless: About to spring a trap
Image 168684   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
410
 
 enfanta: He put up that sign. He was tired of sniffing butts.
 Gomi Day: those are my sunglasses. give them back. you are a dog. they don't even...... uh... *walks away*
 SoyUnPerdedor: Daaawg!
 Urn BooUrn: Fuck the man!
 a robot: DEAL WITH IT
Image 168683   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
511
 
 PenguinBartender: *Cliffhanger theme*
 wolfpk: Never give up!
 wolfpk: Never give up!
 BILL DOOR: CATS DO REPS.
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron That's half of that '70s poster. The other half is "Friday's Coming!"
 WaffleIron: HANG IN THERE!
 XLY: The floor is lava!
 Scoo: Streeeeeeeetch
 Peter Pantsless: "Two...threeee." *somebody walks in* "99...100! Whew!"
Image 168682   03-20-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
376
 
 Prostata: I'm the Mayor
 tib gubb: ah, my hometown
 ThatGuy: Population: me (and my friend who's having a spit of personal trouble right now)
 Robespierre: Just up the shore from Bay City
 Niels Bohr: Ahh it always feels good to be going home.
 fanny: and now after writing that I get a target ad for pee proof underwear?! where are my mature singles!! or sexy anime?!
 fanny: @Knice I should not be on here when i'm trying to get baby to sleep... i'm silently chuckling so hard i'm afraid i'll wake her :-D
 slurms: Increase velocity.
 tokyopig: Not quite as shapely or exiting as Herbumland.
 Scoo: Sigh....
 a robot: I prefer Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport
 Knice: Chief exports: Horns, buttons
 sparename: Check out Banksy's Dismaland...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oh dude noooooooooo!
 Peter Pantsless: Worst theme park ever
Image 168681   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
467
 
 ThatGuy: @Nope ugh, howthat?
 Robespierre: Novocelic looking fetching
 Nope: Drag queens are 99% percent better than most people
 KrazyKat: Drag queens have natural parenting instincts.
 a robot: WOW is this for real? If so this is AMAZING
Image 168680   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
369
 
 a sedated moose: Sunshine was a decent movie.
Image 168679   03-20-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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