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221618  younglink: Where the hell do you even find a jet fuel hydrant?

221612  addend: This plunger is useless!

221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

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221463 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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Score:
361
 
 HeCat Cherries: Hey....Yes.
 ThatGuy: I never knew Marvel referenced Ryan Gosling before...
 guest: What type of ill type of tricks do the mask do?
 tokyopig: We already tried that Doom, the result was La La Land--a film which says nothing about anything to an audience that already loves itself. NECESSARY!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Doom! In my experience most things that have doom in their name are awesome.
 scribbs: Meh. It's overrated.
Image 168673   03-20-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
384
 
 HeCat Cherries: Not quite a roof but it'll do.
 Zampano: My car stops but my pizza keeps on spinnin
 ThatGuy: Spinnin dat dough
 tokyopig: @duckfarts Delivery boys hate him.
 dobbiesdoogs: deep dish rims
 Scoo: They see me rollin', they eatin'
 Mad Collager: Some people bake their pizzas on firestones.
 duckfarts: check out this one weird trick mechanics love
 Knice: Peppirelli
Image 168672   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
348
 
 LKoroton: Someone shaved his head and made vows of poverty
 Red: no dad. tennis was YOUR dream.
 Aemuli: This is where I would keep my trophies, IF I HAD ANY...wait, how did these get here?
 tib gubb: wow. real nice.
 duckfarts: tennis and tantrum trophies? must be McEnroe' place
 Peter Pantsless: Meh. They were just participation trophies, anyway
Image 168671   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
198
 
 raditzu: Just add water!
 Sadbot: AKA ice cubes
 Annoying Vegan : @Theta Zero But is it genetically modified?
 Theta Zero: They did it. They finally labeled water as vegetarian and gluten free.
Image 168670   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 168669 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jadensmith. You have brought shame on us, jadensmith.
Score:
347
 
 LKoroton: Wonderfully obscene
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
 ping: @sparename That he's the one and only...
 Robespierre: Zsa-Zsa's Gabormobile, designed by Dean Jeffries?
 tokyopig: Looks like a car good for filling up with babes in bikinis, all with the face of Richard D. James, licking those windows.
 Scoo: I sleep in a racing car, do you?
 sparename: It's as plain as your nose
 Spazstatic: Is this from Wacky Racers?
 Otterman: Smells like roller rink smoke
 Dan Tagonistic: So jealous of that kid
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : Challenge accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Good idea putting the engine between the cockpit and the cabin. That way the driver won't be distracted by sexytime noises
 Dr Awkward: As seen at the Women's March.
Image 168668   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Image 168667 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DogsRGreat. You have brought shame on us, DogsRGreat.
Score:
578
 
 Lestrange: Fluoride the fly
 HeCat Cherries: Figured I'd drop in
 tokyopig: Now if I just stay perfectly still I won't cripple myself and drown.
 Scoo: Everyone has that one friend whose hair is /always/ wet
 BavidDowie: "Eye-dew!"
 Mad Collager: Worst grape costume ever! FAIL
Image 168666   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
186
 
 El Barto: I can't figure out if this is ironically cool yet.
 Robespierre: Wendy O meets the Plasmatics in Whatever-Whatever Land
 BILL DOOR: FRANK MILLER'S VISION OF THE FUTURE COMES TO FRUITION MINUS THE GENOCIDE OF ALL ARABIC PEOPLE.
 tokyopig: Its from a future where all surfaces must be both flat and hard enough to prepare lines of cocaine atop them.
 KrazyKat: Take all of me, why don't you take all of me. Except the stupid plastic glasses I can't see outta. Leave those.
Image 168665   03-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
350
 
 ThatGuy: Meanwhile, in North Korean propaganda
 jochenau: Schoolbuses...of THE FUTUUUUUURE
 tokyopig: Where's all the friendly air pollution?
 sparename: Currently, spectators of rocket launches are at least a mile away in concrete bunkers.. This one must then be powered by cats with toast strapped to their backs - the liquefied butter containment and distribution systems are in the pods around the bottom of the spacecraft
Image 168664   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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