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169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

169095  Eleftheros: "Spicer, photoshop in some diversity. They'll love it. It'll be yuuuuuge"

168981  Eleftheros: Wee little sootfloof!

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1. BavidDowie
2. Wooden Spoon
3. enfanta
4. Scoo
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6. tokyopig
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8. sparename
9. a robot
10. piranharama



The top ten most commented-on images today:

168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168938 sparename: @Peter Pantsless @Spazstatic @fanny @a robot The foreground seemed to me to be a lady heroically removing venom from a bite in the other lady's nethers - who wasn't from the US as her crack wasn't pixellated

168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.



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Mexico uploaded 168653 (1134 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 168836 (936 points)
Thyming uploaded 168981 (872 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 168853 (855 points)
Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (825 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 168758 (814 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (808 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (725 points)
KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
hat thrab uploaded 168772 (711 points)


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 1. hat thrab: 15418 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 8749 points
 3. enfanta: 8213 points
 4. winwolf: 6155 points
 5. Mr Bleak: 5439 points
 6. SunWukong: 5100 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 4585 points
 8. Micro Jackson: 4440 points
 9. Mexico: 3057 points
10. Warrax: 2828 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2687 points
13. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
14. Thyming: 2436 points
15. a robot: 2410 points
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Score:
308
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
 ping: @sparename That he's the one and only...
 Robespierre: Zsa-Zsa's Gabormobile, designed by Dean Jeffries?
 tokyopig: Looks like a car good for filling up with babes in bikinis, all with the face of Richard D. James, licking those windows.
 Scoo: I sleep in a racing car, do you?
 sparename: It's as plain as your nose
 Spazstatic: Is this from Wacky Racers?
 Otterman: Smells like roller rink smoke
 Dan Tagonistic: So jealous of that kid
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : Challenge accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Good idea putting the engine between the cockpit and the cabin. That way the driver won't be distracted by sexytime noises
 Dr Awkward: As seen at the Women's March.
Image 168668   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Image 168667 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DogsRGreat. You have brought shame on us, DogsRGreat.
Score:
559
 
 Lestrange: Fluoride the fly
 HeCat Cherries: Figured I'd drop in
 tokyopig: Now if I just stay perfectly still I won't cripple myself and drown.
 Scoo: Everyone has that one friend whose hair is /always/ wet
 BavidDowie: "Eye-dew!"
 Mad Collager: Worst grape costume ever! FAIL
Image 168666   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
162
 
 El Barto: I can't figure out if this is ironically cool yet.
 Robespierre: Wendy O meets the Plasmatics in Whatever-Whatever Land
 BILL DOOR: FRANK MILLER'S VISION OF THE FUTURE COMES TO FRUITION MINUS THE GENOCIDE OF ALL ARABIC PEOPLE.
 tokyopig: Its from a future where all surfaces must be both flat and hard enough to prepare lines of cocaine atop them.
 KrazyKat: Take all of me, why don't you take all of me. Except the stupid plastic glasses I can't see outta. Leave those.
Image 168665   03-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
328
 
 ThatGuy: Meanwhile, in North Korean propaganda
 jochenau: Schoolbuses...of THE FUTUUUUUURE
 tokyopig: Where's all the friendly air pollution?
 sparename: Currently, spectators of rocket launches are at least a mile away in concrete bunkers.. This one must then be powered by cats with toast strapped to their backs - the liquefied butter containment and distribution systems are in the pods around the bottom of the spacecraft
Image 168664   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
556
 
 HeCat Cherries: No matter the dare children. Don't lick the pole
 Robespierre: DOGS ... IN ... BABUSHKAS!
 BILL DOOR: "MOM, I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN." YELLOW EYES, I SWEAR TO THE GODS, HE HAD YELLOW EYES AND I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU TO GET THE REFERENCES.
 bug: Baborkshka
 BavidDowie: Ma'am, I was already wearing a coat.
 SgtScaredFrog: Middle is cutest
Image 168663   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
203
 
 E. HONDA: gigeresque
 ThatGuy: C'mon and slam, faces.
 cenecia: Welcome to the Space Jam!
 Red: scream extractor mk. ii
 Spazstatic: I saw Space Jam in the $5 bin at Walmart a few weeks ago. I almost got it
 duckfarts: a bet's a bet
 tokyopig: like if your 20 year old website is still up.
 Shay: At least Roger Rabbit did it with class.
 DrinkMixMan: Now, uh... don't kiss.
Image 168662   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
286
 
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman that's good stuff right there :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless The more you know! [draws rainbow in the air]
 carpwoman: Gives new meaning to "I'm going to ride my Honda to work today."
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan You use it to vibrate air bubbles out of concrete before it sets
 Annoying Vegan : In all seriousness though, what is this thing for? Doesn't look like a saw...
 tib gubb: god damn
 a sedated moose: @Higdec I thought it in George Takei's voice.
 Higdec: @a sedated moose I read that and George Takei's voice
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 scribbs: The Master Finish ensures that EVERYBODY is happy.
 Beef Supreme: Something something if you're brave enough.
 Thurb Grunombies: I bought the extra long one for your mom
Image 168661   03-20-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
484
 
 scribbs: How, exactly, does future man know the counterfactual?
Image 168660   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
106
 
 SpaceCow: World of Pain was the beloved sequel to House of Pain.
 Poncho: white knuckle all the way baby
 El Barto: Awwwwww shit, gravity's broken!
 tib gubb: not with your face dumb dumb
 piranharama: Kneepads ineffective!
 DrinkMixMan: Nothing's happening.
Image 168659   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
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