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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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Score:
186
 
 El Barto: I can't figure out if this is ironically cool yet.
 Robespierre: Wendy O meets the Plasmatics in Whatever-Whatever Land
 BILL DOOR: FRANK MILLER'S VISION OF THE FUTURE COMES TO FRUITION MINUS THE GENOCIDE OF ALL ARABIC PEOPLE.
 tokyopig: Its from a future where all surfaces must be both flat and hard enough to prepare lines of cocaine atop them.
 KrazyKat: Take all of me, why don't you take all of me. Except the stupid plastic glasses I can't see outta. Leave those.
Image 168665   03-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
350
 
 ThatGuy: Meanwhile, in North Korean propaganda
 jochenau: Schoolbuses...of THE FUTUUUUUURE
 tokyopig: Where's all the friendly air pollution?
 sparename: Currently, spectators of rocket launches are at least a mile away in concrete bunkers.. This one must then be powered by cats with toast strapped to their backs - the liquefied butter containment and distribution systems are in the pods around the bottom of the spacecraft
Image 168664   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
578
 
 HeCat Cherries: No matter the dare children. Don't lick the pole
 Robespierre: DOGS ... IN ... BABUSHKAS!
 BILL DOOR: "MOM, I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN." YELLOW EYES, I SWEAR TO THE GODS, HE HAD YELLOW EYES AND I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU TO GET THE REFERENCES.
 bug: Baborkshka
 BavidDowie: Ma'am, I was already wearing a coat.
 SgtScaredFrog: Middle is cutest
Image 168663   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
224
 
 E. HONDA: gigeresque
 ThatGuy: C'mon and slam, faces.
 cenecia: Welcome to the Space Jam!
 Red: scream extractor mk. ii
 Spazstatic: I saw Space Jam in the $5 bin at Walmart a few weeks ago. I almost got it
 duckfarts: a bet's a bet
 tokyopig: like if your 20 year old website is still up.
 Shay: At least Roger Rabbit did it with class.
 DrinkMixMan: Now, uh... don't kiss.
Image 168662   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
310
 
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman that's good stuff right there :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless The more you know! [draws rainbow in the air]
 carpwoman: Gives new meaning to "I'm going to ride my Honda to work today."
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan You use it to vibrate air bubbles out of concrete before it sets
 Annoying Vegan : In all seriousness though, what is this thing for? Doesn't look like a saw...
 tib gubb: god damn
 a sedated moose: @Higdec I thought it in George Takei's voice.
 Higdec: @a sedated moose I read that and George Takei's voice
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 scribbs: The Master Finish ensures that EVERYBODY is happy.
 Beef Supreme: Something something if you're brave enough.
 Thurb Grunombies: I bought the extra long one for your mom
Image 168661   03-20-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
507
 
 scribbs: How, exactly, does future man know the counterfactual?
Image 168660   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
129
 
 SpaceCow: World of Pain was the beloved sequel to House of Pain.
 Poncho: white knuckle all the way baby
 El Barto: Awwwwww shit, gravity's broken!
 tib gubb: not with your face dumb dumb
 piranharama: Kneepads ineffective!
 DrinkMixMan: Nothing's happening.
Image 168659   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
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 Whatever: Er- is that Dick tape he's got out front or is his fly down?
 AdaMan: @Starky15 My job is to hope that nobody shoots at us while you do your job
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon (I was being silly.)
 Wooden Spoon: @enfanta: Cormac McCarthy's "The Road"? Because it wasn't about this. Transcendently spectacular, but also super depressing.
 Wooden Spoon: @Starky15: thank you for doing what you do.
 Starky15: @AdaMan yup! My world. Welcome to it. Lol
 yev: this leprechaun has lost his pot of gold. he's crying
 El Barto: "I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WHOA WHOA WHOA!" "That's not sunshine Gustav. It's radiation. Now hurry up and get out of there."
 AdaMan: @Starky15 Well it would keep you alive in that sweet spot between no danger at all and the range where the overpressure explodes your hollow organs
 Starky15: @Sadbot .. I've been wearing the suit for years now. The suit really won't save you. But you'll be kept fairly intact for the funeral.
 enfanta: I know it's a good book but I just couldn't bring myself to read "The Road."
 scribbs: What kind of gold is at the end of THAT rainbow?!
 Sadbot: I wonder what it's like going to work in a suit that looks like a armor-plated spacesuit, but knowing that even if it does it's job, goodbye hands
Image 168658   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
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 Red: @Thurb Grunombies i needed an amputation, but now i can be taller!
 duckfarts: oh wow, so that's what he meant by walking the plank
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Rather have a splintery peg leg than that nonsense. Hipster bullshit. Hipster would probably cut his own legs off for this if he werent such a damn pansy.
 Peter Pantsless: For the well-to-do pirate
 a sedated moose: Wood.
 Mr. Whiskers: These boots were made for knockin'
 VoR: Urgh viney
 Sadbot: Literal get-around-sticks
 Thurb Grunombies: The best of a bad situation
Image 168657   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Robespierre: It's now been formally anointed as a full member of the Star Alliance
 carpwoman: That is some timing.
 dobbiesdoogs: "....let's rent a car." "across the ocean?" "yes."
 duckfarts: cut that shit out, gandalf
 piranharama: Watch out for the langoliers!
 scribbs: That plane got goosed by Zeus!
 Thurb Grunombies: Billy Batson's later career in luggage handling
 Dr Awkward: "Now boarding: first class, families with children under five, and Zeus."
Image 168656   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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