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198639  hajjpodge: This obsession with compromise and middle ground is why liberals and their electoral prospects are in the dumpster.

198682  Felicity: @Robespierre I like to give it, I like to get some too *(anguished cat sounds)*

198733  Felicity: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony

198637  Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198639  Borkf: @Sadbot True, but I'm weary of people forgetting history. Trump's whole rise to power was unsettling from an outside perspective.

198735  Donut: HE'S DRUNK AGAIN!

198740  Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?

198639  Borkf: @hajjpodge Just because you're not punching someone doesn't mean you have to hold hands and sing. Like most things in life, there is a middle ground, this one just happens to involve a lot more use of the phrase "fuck off" than usual. As for the "lol", I'll just leave this here goo.gl/…

197751  LKoroton: Game of Thrones leak

198747  Donut: Some smartass with post-it notes. That's what startled it.

198731  Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

198754  Felicity: M-M-M-MASK (MASK!)

198748  Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."

198749  Donut: According to maritime law, they're allowed to kill him if he cannot properly play the Minute Waltz.

198750  Donut: "No no no no, you're supposed to COOK those first! Here, let me...OW! OW! THE LITTLE BASTARD STABBED MY CHEEK WITH A SPEAR! WHAT THE HELL? I don't have to take this shit kos I'm a dragon!"

198753  Donut: CAT DRUGS

198754  DarkTeddy: A moment in the sun interlude by Common

198736  Sadbot: That'll show those Yankee bastards who's a stereotype

198752  funny in the wall: Surely, better than Taco Bell?@Sadbot

197874  Rat-Butt: @wolfpk Taste like chicken

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198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198667 Mr. Shine: @fanny @Sadbot @Knice My son and I sat out a picnic table with dice, a deck of cards, one of my swords, a revolver, a pocket watch, some crow feathers, a knife, and a singing bowl, just in case there were any mystical energies to absorb. Pittsburgh had good weather, and we had a pretty good view.

198558 Skaalar: *screams into own hands*

198547 VoR: @Felicity ...

198699 tib gubb: not sorry

198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198639 Borkf: @Sadbot True, but I'm weary of people forgetting history. Trump's whole rise to power was unsettling from an outside perspective.

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198579 Prostata: just put some lemon juice on that, you'll be ok



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Score:
224
 
 E. HONDA: gigeresque
 ThatGuy: C'mon and slam, faces.
 cenecia: Welcome to the Space Jam!
 Red: scream extractor mk. ii
 Spazstatic: I saw Space Jam in the $5 bin at Walmart a few weeks ago. I almost got it
 duckfarts: a bet's a bet
 tokyopig: like if your 20 year old website is still up.
 Shay: At least Roger Rabbit did it with class.
 DrinkMixMan: Now, uh... don't kiss.
Image 168662   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
310
 
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman that's good stuff right there :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless The more you know! [draws rainbow in the air]
 carpwoman: Gives new meaning to "I'm going to ride my Honda to work today."
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan You use it to vibrate air bubbles out of concrete before it sets
 Annoying Vegan : In all seriousness though, what is this thing for? Doesn't look like a saw...
 tib gubb: god damn
 a sedated moose: @Higdec I thought it in George Takei's voice.
 Higdec: @a sedated moose I read that and George Takei's voice
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 scribbs: The Master Finish ensures that EVERYBODY is happy.
 Beef Supreme: Something something if you're brave enough.
 Thurb Grunombies: I bought the extra long one for your mom
Image 168661   03-20-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
507
 
 scribbs: How, exactly, does future man know the counterfactual?
Image 168660   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
129
 
 SpaceCow: World of Pain was the beloved sequel to House of Pain.
 Poncho: white knuckle all the way baby
 El Barto: Awwwwww shit, gravity's broken!
 tib gubb: not with your face dumb dumb
 piranharama: Kneepads ineffective!
 DrinkMixMan: Nothing's happening.
Image 168659   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
466
 
 Whatever: Er- is that Dick tape he's got out front or is his fly down?
 AdaMan: @Starky15 My job is to hope that nobody shoots at us while you do your job
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon (I was being silly.)
 Wooden Spoon: @enfanta: Cormac McCarthy's "The Road"? Because it wasn't about this. Transcendently spectacular, but also super depressing.
 Wooden Spoon: @Starky15: thank you for doing what you do.
 Starky15: @AdaMan yup! My world. Welcome to it. Lol
 yev: this leprechaun has lost his pot of gold. he's crying
 El Barto: "I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WHOA WHOA WHOA!" "That's not sunshine Gustav. It's radiation. Now hurry up and get out of there."
 AdaMan: @Starky15 Well it would keep you alive in that sweet spot between no danger at all and the range where the overpressure explodes your hollow organs
 Starky15: @Sadbot .. I've been wearing the suit for years now. The suit really won't save you. But you'll be kept fairly intact for the funeral.
 enfanta: I know it's a good book but I just couldn't bring myself to read "The Road."
 scribbs: What kind of gold is at the end of THAT rainbow?!
 Sadbot: I wonder what it's like going to work in a suit that looks like a armor-plated spacesuit, but knowing that even if it does it's job, goodbye hands
Image 168658   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
367
 
 Red: @Thurb Grunombies i needed an amputation, but now i can be taller!
 duckfarts: oh wow, so that's what he meant by walking the plank
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Rather have a splintery peg leg than that nonsense. Hipster bullshit. Hipster would probably cut his own legs off for this if he werent such a damn pansy.
 Peter Pantsless: For the well-to-do pirate
 a sedated moose: Wood.
 Mr. Whiskers: These boots were made for knockin'
 VoR: Urgh viney
 Sadbot: Literal get-around-sticks
 Thurb Grunombies: The best of a bad situation
Image 168657   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
549
 
 Robespierre: It's now been formally anointed as a full member of the Star Alliance
 carpwoman: That is some timing.
 dobbiesdoogs: "....let's rent a car." "across the ocean?" "yes."
 duckfarts: cut that shit out, gandalf
 piranharama: Watch out for the langoliers!
 scribbs: That plane got goosed by Zeus!
 Thurb Grunombies: Billy Batson's later career in luggage handling
 Dr Awkward: "Now boarding: first class, families with children under five, and Zeus."
Image 168656   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
731
 
 yev: imagine the rain of gold, not a torrent, just a shower
 ThatGuy: Always...
 El Barto: That's the mantra Roger utters every time he takes a wizz. But old age has caught up with him and that luxury is gone.
 jochenau: @tokyopig Please translate with imprecision and artistry.
 Bu7Z: No 'spray n pray' allowed
 carpwoman: I usually do.
 tib gubb: this is advice to live your life by
 duckfarts: sorry, it's hard to splitfire cleanly
 scribbs: @a sedated moose If you're brave enough!
 tokyopig: What??? It says 'thank you for using the toilet cleanly' who the hell translated this?
 a sedated moose: @scribbs manly gusto?
 scribbs: ...and shit with gusto!
 SgtScaredFrog: I'm sorry, are you suggesting that sometimes I don't?!
 Beef Supreme: I prefer the blunderbuss approach.
 Mr. Whiskers: Pick one or the other
 fanny: Pinkies up!
 sparename: Pisstine Pissision, Pees
Image 168655   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
606
 
 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : Burning the place to the ground and blaming it on a guest sounds easier than cleaning the carpets.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: you want insane? I worked in a motel where they put white carpet in rooms with real wood burning fireplaces. Lasted 2 weeks.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I cant imagine any sane dog owner having a white carpet.
 scribbs: Just waiting to roll on Owner's white carpet.
 sparename: Nyan Dog
 Dr Awkward: What did we ever do to deserve dogs?
Image 168654   03-20-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
1174
 
 Wooden Spoon: Those are stuffed kittens and that cat is insulted.
 El Barto: Holy shit, 13 black cats?! I bet you just give them mirrors to break all day long, don't ya?
 carpwoman: Is this some sort of joke, Helen?
 BavidDowie: Four and twenty black kits baked in a pie
 guest: lol look at my man at 5 o'clock
 Mad Collager: Look out! That tomato is about to release its spawn!
 Mad Collager: Look out! That tomato is about to release its spawn!
 EH: Ctrl+c, Ctrl+v
 annterland: CAT catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat
 ch: do you hear me mittens [FX: hundred-yard stare continues]
 Side Boob: Needs googly eyes
 ch: you made all of this nonsense mittens you're going to have to take care of them all forever
 Scoo: The pumpkin bed is purrfect :)
 piranharama: Hmm, soot spirits.
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus, it's like a bad luck nuke
Image 168653   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
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