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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 Hokie333: I Have No Mouth And I Want Ice Cream --Haagen Ellison
 Poncho: mfw i have no face
 Thurb Grunombies: "Wipe that look off your... well ok then"
 AstoriaBum: The devastating effects of acid rain...
 CastleBravo: @scribbs .....but was she Born This Way?
 scribbs: She's really good at poker.
Image 168646   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
184
 
 El Barto: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 jochenau: @Himesama And you're going to stay in the interdimensional void until it's finished!
 Himesama: Yes I know it's Monday. Yes I know you have until Friday to turn it in. No you can't wait till Thursday to do it.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 168645   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
544
 
 raditzu: He's probably getting eaten by a crab or something anyway...
 a sedated moose: D'awwwww!
Image 168644   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
309
 
 SpaceCow: No walruses!
 raditzu: Is there a DEA agent hiding in there?
 El Barto: No sea lions!
 Zampano: The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray ashes of my bonfire
 Dr Awkward: Grammy award winners deserve well-stocked wood sheds too.
 Scoo: Ok, Seal, I'll fire Wood - but I prefer to do that on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't know he was into camping
 Dresdenkeogh: Fuck I forgot to bring my seal!
Image 168643   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
291
 
 BILL DOOR: @ThatGuy I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU.
 tokyopig: Propaganda from when mom took over the world.
 FabricMan: Thanks for the tip!
 bug: *accidentally sexts mother* ...fuuuuuuuuuuu
 Himesama: @ThatGuy SAD button :( I should call my mom.
 Scoo: My mother never looks at her phone at home - she only grabs it when she's going out.
 ThatGuy: Whats the number for the afterlife?
Image 168642   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
494
 
 KrazyKat: Love the Lil dude with the salad spinner on his head.
 Jotun: Let me doot you the song of my people.
 tokyopig: shamisen = = Japanese banjo
 White Rice: Death in a top hat playing a tsugaru with a katana behind him. I'd put that on my wall & admire it.
 trelyate: Brook?
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus, how long IS this guitar solo?
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Dooterwall
 a sedated moose: Doot-metal.
Image 168641   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
417
 
 bug: Neil deGrasse Tyson's dog
 enfanta: "Laika?"
 trelyate: whoever said that dogs should not take acid was certainly not a dog on acid
 Scoo: Probably don't want to stick your snoot out the window on this ride...
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna go for a trip in the car?
 Peter Pantsless: "What was in that treat, anyway?"
Image 168640   03-20-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
285
 
 Mr Bleak: Rad for paper tape!
 jochenau: Uh, you kind of lost control of the Braille there in the middle.
 tokyopig: Knowledge is just a hallucination caused from staring at books for too long.
 Morn Bumbies: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 168639   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
441
 
 tokyopig: Poetri is nut fir mi. To yoos mi hed i lik teh bred.
 bug: LEGGO MY EGGO!
 KrazyKat: The AG has taught me that cows will apparently stick their heads anywhere. Burnt tongue in 3, 2, 1....
 XLY: You wah SHOCK!
 ignatz: Does that thing bake the bread as well?
Image 168638   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
349
 
 tokyopig: Oh yeah, well all your base are belong to us.
 a sedated moose: How meta.
 scribbs: Stinky, stinky ass!
Image 168637   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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