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249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

249643  Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.

249566  BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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Score:
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 LKoroton: Still Xmas related pictures!
 Hosebag: Quack, God damn it! Get QUACK out of the QUACK way!!!
 PenguinBartender: Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath!
 SCheeseman: Stephen Hawking has had better days
Image 168630   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
289
 
 E. HONDA: I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
 El Barto: Don't kiss no fish.
 Thurb Grunombies: And?
 ThatGuy: It also makes fish 600% sexier.
 tib gubb: looks like a good time to me
 a robot: @Scoo People don't do that sort of thing with fish.
 Scoo: No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
Image 168629   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
120
 
 ThatGuy: I remember MY first winecooler...
 Peter Pantsless: Same shirt...wait, is this just her having an out-of-body experience?
 Lestrange: Clearly she made some dubious choices.
 Scoo: she ded
Image 168628   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
470
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny At last, proof that "pantsless" is the default human state (also this comment sent me into a laughing fit :D)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I'll take note, especially since the 3-year-old announced the other day that she "hates pants" and has not been wearing them. AND (i shit you not this is the truth) last week she told me about a little (imaginary) man in red that she talks to named "Peter Pants." The spaceship is leaking into my real life again :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Plastic interiors, my friend. Just take a hose to it. With three kids, I'd imagine you'd have come up with the same idea!
 Niels Bohr: I missed 1BOOBS but I'm broke so I'm sure I'll still be driving the same piece of shut when 2BOOBS rolls around.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a mess to clean considering, well, you're not wearing any pants :)
 KrazyKat: 1, 2, 3, 4. What are we all waiting for? Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Wait! Your car hit BOOBS, but you missed it? How is that possible? Were you in the car at the time? Was there an accident report filed? I'm sooooo confused! Oh, it, not them. Never mind.
 enfanta: @Dr. Bathroom is it a cow?
 Hosebag: When you're a child and upset, boobs make you happy again. Now, as an adult, nothing has really changed.
 Dr. Bathroom: 1...2...3...4... BOOBS!
 Teechur: BOOBS have all come and gone on my cars before I get them. I would be glad to see 1BOOBS on my current rustroller. Alas, it's about 5k miles in the future.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I hit "BOOOO" not to long ago. Scared the crap outta me
 Lestrange: I'm just glad he sticks to the speed limit for parking
 fanny: @Scoo Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and your 1BOOBS *sobs harder at the memory of missing BOOBS*
 Scoo: I'm very close to hitting 1BOOBS on my 2007 CR-V -- any day now, really...
 fanny: My car hit BOOBS a couple of months ago and I missed it and it actually made me a little sad :(
Image 168627   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
764
 
 jochenau: Stay determined doggo...
 WTF: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Scoo: YES. YESYESYESYES imma cry now
 Dr Awkward: YES (Nothing happens). Do I have to be purple to continue?
Image 168626   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 jochenau: I Dream of Farting Braziers
 Mad Collager: Well, first there was Mr. Bill. Then, I guess, Mr. Bob. And now, presumably, we have Ms. Boob.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 ThatGuy: Feels good wo-man.
 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Watcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
 Dr Awkward: 1,2,3,4 BOOBS!
 Dr. Bathroom: I love Tom Tom Club!
 annterland: *ostentatious fainting*
 Mr. Butt: [monocle falls into champagne]
 Mexico: *clutches pearls*
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 168625   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
635
 
 snekeyes: Me too @SomeCanadian
 El Barto: YES! This is a good thing! Higher vocublary unnecessary.
 SomeCanadian: In all reality, this cat was going to do it regardless of the snowman situation. @Mexico
 Mexico: I will murder you in your sleep.
Image 168624   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
332
 
 Felicity: Nice! I like b@n@n@ milkshakes
 Wooden Spoon: "Go apple!" - Ralph wiggum
 Zukero: I read that as artistically flavored.
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian More like I had my apple peeled.
 SomeCanadian: Dawww. Had your cherry popped @Dr Awkward
 Scoo: I hope it doesn't actually have a peel in it, gross!
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Oh wow, haha, this was my first experience with the switcheroo.
 SomeCanadian: Bananaphone @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: What does artificial apple peel taste like, anyway?
Image 168623   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
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 Annoying Vegan : @a robot He's snoozing in my lap at the moment, with lots of ear rubs. :)
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan I don't care about the cakes, I just hope you've given your puppo adequate scritches :3
 Annoying Vegan : @SomeOtherCanadian @SomeCanadian You couldn't eat it anyway, cuz they were all displays/competition pieces. Though I must confess I went to the grocery not far from there to get vegan donuts after the show. And I annoyed everyone horribly by gawking slack-jawed and asking how they did everything.
 jochenau: @tokyopig @Knice I think this is mind-blowingly impressive as far as technical ability, but yeah, it breaks my heart a little to see people waste cake by making it practically inedible.
 tokyopig: why create when you can slavishly recreate in a silly medium?
 Himesama: @Knice People who order a cake want everything these days. That's why I'm lucky most of my clientele is Mexican they don't usually want anything too elaborate or sweet.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian potentially to annoy people?
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 Annoying Vegan : @when so Yes, it is! I went to the San Diego Cake Show this last weekend. It was mind blowing.
 Knice: My wife was watching a Food Network contest where people were making these elaborate dessert sculptures out of food-like stuff. As part of the contest they had to also make a 'tasting element,' which is other food that one would actually consume on purpose. I said to her "If the thing you're making out of food is too nasty to eat, doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being food?" She said "Shut up and let me enjoy things," so I did.
 when so: Is this a cake or something?
Image 168622   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
309
 
 jochenau: @Beef Supreme Don't forget the interminable interview sessions with multiple 'experts' 'debating' the 'issue' at hand. Then again, it's hard to, given that if anything vaguely important happens they iterate on it on every fifteen minutes for three days.
 Mad Collager: Well, it works for Trump, why couldn't it work for this guy, too?
 Beef Supreme: All the TV news is opinion-based, reactionary garbage. Nothing substantive, no real investigative reporting, no journalism. Just pretty actors and actresses reading teleprompter crap.
 a robot: I thought we called it Faux News now
 WTF: It's funny because those that watch Fox News will soon be without food if the proposed US budget passes.
 Scoo: Damn, now that is desperate!
 VoR: Clutching at straws. That's just the news.
Image 168621   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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