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221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

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221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221475 tib gubb: coo lad

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



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 piranharama: @Hosebag It's where doggos come from.
 ThatGuy: Gracias seor Roberto
 Hosebag: I get VERY stressed when I see a dog growing out of a flower.
 a robot: Ok Bob, so you know. What are you going to do to help me, huh?
 annterland: Oh bob, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands.
 yev: that's bloody creepy.
Image 168620   03-20-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: "It's like a friggin country bear jambaroo around here."
 TurkeyVulture: Funny, I always thought this song was about bumblebees.
 Beef Supreme: @Hosebag Was just through Arkansas two days ago. Can confirm this is exactly how it looks, but with cell towers.
 Hosebag: Well, Arkansas hasn't changed a bit.
 celtic: If bears played ukuleles in Arkansas, they'd get a lot more tourists.
 a robot: "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"
 ch: OUT I SAY OUT NO MORE COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE
 sparename: Bo Diddley Bear
 tritium: needs more Dick the Birthday Boy
 loosey: Chuck E Cheese lookin bear
Image 168619   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
144
 
 Teechur: Not a good place to park-our.
 WTF: Do a flip!
 DrinkMixMan: *Double-checks parking brake is set*
Image 168618   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: Maybe the rhino was planning to stick around for a while and didn't want a stinking corpse ruining his holiday.
 White Rice: @enfanta that's pretty cool. I just love how the rhino doesn't give a single fuck, it's just like "it was something to do...meh"
 trelyate: that zebra is brave enough
 enfanta: @VoR the story I read about this image is that the zebra couldn't get free and the rhino, bored, mucked about with it and got it free. Then the rhino wandered off.
 VoR: @Bert Bertbert oh damn. Stuff that back in. Omg won't all fit! It like that tent that never went back in the sack!
 Bert Bertbert: @VoR - That ain't broken kid. That's just your soft human meatbag centre showing. Do not be alarmed.
 VoR: The thought of this rhino saving the zebras life made me well up. .I think I'm broken
 yev: hippo's zebra crossing
Image 168617   03-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 Peter Pantsless: @winwolf Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get crazy here
 winwolf: @Peter Pantsless Agree. No more drinking and uploading.
 jochenau: Noooo let doggo go home
 Hokie333: lost as last year's easter egg
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless That's what she said.
 Peter Pantsless: Should have whacked off the top part
 VoR: Hi my name's VoR. I'm lost as that one piece of Lego you were just holding like 5 secs ago!
 Supermansbrother: I mean, the dog didn't write that tag, man.
 Sadbot: Caption writer has a death wish
 Snix: bad for dognapping
 a robot: Me too, Scooter. Me too.
Image 168616   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
215
 
 Peter Pantsless: OF COURSE there's a 2D indie version of No Man's Sky
 Robespierre: Greetings From Peyote Planet
Image 168615   03-20-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
273
 
 glowstick: Why is an apple the universal sign of a slippery floor?
 enfanta: E d g y.
 VoR: Let's peel.
 sparename: "Caution, slippery wall"
Image 168614   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
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 Robespierre: @celtic Uh-huh ... riiiiiiight. And you're the only Cool Kid on the Friendly Spaceship, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Actually I'm still getting through Voyager now that it's back on over-the-air TV. Liking it so far
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless Didn't you see that one episode of Voyager? It makes you turn into a space salamander.
 celtic: @Robespierre the only acid you do is antacid
 dope: (1999 voice) i'm in
 DrinkMixMan: It's a Unix system, I know this...
 Peter Pantsless: Huh, I guess you CAN get to warp 10
 Robespierre: It's like going bowling on acid...
Image 168613   03-20-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @Borkf: I've lived in 3 states in the US and I think it varies by family rather than region.
 Borkf: @jochenau @ThatGuy I've only heard it a couple of times, but that spread (add in Arizona) seems like it's a US thing.
 jochenau: @Borkf I never thought about that! "On accident" is pretty common.
 ThatGuy: @Borkf they say it in Chicago, New York, georgia and Louisiana... So...
 Borkf: Is "on accident" rather than "by accident" an American thing, or a regional thing?
 VoR: Yet dead
Image 168612   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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 Wooden Spoon: I'm a Dudist Priest but I promis you I don't do this.
 Zampano: That rug really tied the room together dude
 ThatGuy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
 Borkf: @Mr. Butt I'm literally the left guy.
 a robot: Christ, what an asshole
 SgtScaredFrog: at least it's an ethos...
 Coolguy: That rug really pulled the room together
 Mr. Butt: literally me
Image 168611   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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