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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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Score:
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 piranharama: @Hosebag It's where doggos come from.
 ThatGuy: Gracias seor Roberto
 Hosebag: I get VERY stressed when I see a dog growing out of a flower.
 a robot: Ok Bob, so you know. What are you going to do to help me, huh?
 annterland: Oh bob, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands.
 yev: that's bloody creepy.
Image 168620   03-20-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: "It's like a friggin country bear jambaroo around here."
 TurkeyVulture: Funny, I always thought this song was about bumblebees.
 Beef Supreme: @Hosebag Was just through Arkansas two days ago. Can confirm this is exactly how it looks, but with cell towers.
 Hosebag: Well, Arkansas hasn't changed a bit.
 celtic: If bears played ukuleles in Arkansas, they'd get a lot more tourists.
 a robot: "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"
 ch: OUT I SAY OUT NO MORE COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE
 sparename: Bo Diddley Bear
 tritium: needs more Dick the Birthday Boy
 loosey: Chuck E Cheese lookin bear
Image 168619   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
174
 
 Teechur: Not a good place to park-our.
 WTF: Do a flip!
 DrinkMixMan: *Double-checks parking brake is set*
Image 168618   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
442
 
 apoxia: Maybe the rhino was planning to stick around for a while and didn't want a stinking corpse ruining his holiday.
 White Rice: @enfanta that's pretty cool. I just love how the rhino doesn't give a single fuck, it's just like "it was something to do...meh"
 trelyate: that zebra is brave enough
 enfanta: @VoR the story I read about this image is that the zebra couldn't get free and the rhino, bored, mucked about with it and got it free. Then the rhino wandered off.
 VoR: @Bert Bertbert oh damn. Stuff that back in. Omg won't all fit! It like that tent that never went back in the sack!
 Bert Bertbert: @VoR - That ain't broken kid. That's just your soft human meatbag centre showing. Do not be alarmed.
 VoR: The thought of this rhino saving the zebras life made me well up. .I think I'm broken
 yev: hippo's zebra crossing
Image 168617   03-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 Peter Pantsless: @winwolf Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get crazy here
 winwolf: @Peter Pantsless Agree. No more drinking and uploading.
 jochenau: Noooo let doggo go home
 Hokie333: lost as last year's easter egg
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless That's what she said.
 Peter Pantsless: Should have whacked off the top part
 VoR: Hi my name's VoR. I'm lost as that one piece of Lego you were just holding like 5 secs ago!
 Supermansbrother: I mean, the dog didn't write that tag, man.
 Sadbot: Caption writer has a death wish
 Snix: bad for dognapping
 a robot: Me too, Scooter. Me too.
Image 168616   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
201
 
 Peter Pantsless: OF COURSE there's a 2D indie version of No Man's Sky
 RzK: Greetings From Peyote Planet
Image 168615   03-20-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
305
 
 glowstick: Why is an apple the universal sign of a slippery floor?
 enfanta: E d g y.
 VoR: Let's peel.
 sparename: "Caution, slippery wall"
Image 168614   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
297
 
 adeadcrab: @celtic Uh-huh ... riiiiiiight. And you're the only Cool Kid on the Friendly Spaceship, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Actually I'm still getting through Voyager now that it's back on over-the-air TV. Liking it so far
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless Didn't you see that one episode of Voyager? It makes you turn into a space salamander.
 celtic: @Robespierre the only acid you do is antacid
 dope: (1999 voice) i'm in
 DrinkMixMan: It's a Unix system, I know this...
 Peter Pantsless: Huh, I guess you CAN get to warp 10
 Korrok: It's like going bowling on acid...
Image 168613   03-20-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
716
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Borkf: I've lived in 3 states in the US and I think it varies by family rather than region.
 Borkf: @jochenau @ThatGuy I've only heard it a couple of times, but that spread (add in Arizona) seems like it's a US thing.
 jochenau: @Borkf I never thought about that! "On accident" is pretty common.
 ThatGuy: @Borkf they say it in Chicago, New York, georgia and Louisiana... So...
 Borkf: Is "on accident" rather than "by accident" an American thing, or a regional thing?
 VoR: Yet dead
Image 168612   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
444
 
 Wooden Spoon: I'm a Dudist Priest but I promis you I don't do this.
 Zampano: That rug really tied the room together dude
 ThatGuy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
 Borkf: @Mr. Butt I'm literally the left guy.
 a robot: Christ, what an asshole
 SgtScaredFrog: at least it's an ethos...
 Coolguy: That rug really pulled the room together
 Mr. Butt: literally me
Image 168611   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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