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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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 White Rice: That's a fierce looking birb.
 Peter Pantsless: I mean that's basically just a disembodied doduo head, right?
 celtic: Now do Pikachu and Diglett.... piglet!
 trelyate: totes aDorbs
Image 168610   03-20-17   Uploaded by    MrMangaMouth
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: Did you write that with your nose?
 werterland: Rude.
 Knice: FUCKING DESTROYED
 yev: what did you expect? it's not a stain proof smudgeless steel after all.
 sparename: Butterfingers
Image 168609   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
402
 
 jochenau: The girl to his left isn't looking, but she knows.
 Shay: You broke my heart Fredo.
 Robespierre: Showing up on Cold Case Files any time now.
 Micro Jackson: I'm thinking the photographer burst into flames right after taking this
 Scoo: How did you get ahold of my 3rd Grade class photo!?
 Butcherboy: It's all for you Damien
 KrazyKat: Went on to invent the dark web.
Image 168608   03-20-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
558
 
 Lestrange: Dance rummy!
 Micro Jackson: Who put the peanuts up here?
 Scoo: Low-Hanging Fruit is a relative term
 PuppySucker69: Weird tree, but I guess a trunk is a trunk.
Image 168607   03-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
455
 
 Dr Awkward: Having lived in some of the arid western states where water law is outrageous ("first in time, first in right"), This unfortunately makes complete sense to me.
 sparename: Live action Escher picture looks boring
 Albatross: How many times do we have to go over this, don't cross the streams!!!
 Lestrange: Nice leet
 SunWukong: Bloody Romans.
Image 168606   03-20-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
658
 
 Teechur: That's a beautiful blue dress.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Super Frank was already a superhero, but you didn't know about him.
 Micro Jackson: Is that mustard running down your front, or are just happy to see me?
 bug: Crap... I think I read the invite wrong.
 fanny: If he was driving and got out of his car just to bomb this photo, he is my new superhero.
 Mr. Whiskers: He seems nice
 Prostata: this is gonna be a prom she'll never forget!
 Knice: Is your boyfriend the wurst?
Image 168605   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
294
 
 SCheeseman: At least if you press spacebar you can play a neato game
 Micro Jackson: This took over a month to get here on the 14.4 modem
 Scoo: Timely!
 a sedated moose: You gotta jump the cacti.
Image 168604   03-20-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
302
 
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Image 168603   03-20-17   Uploaded by    UseYourName
Score:
184
 
 Shay: AAHHHHHROOOOGGGGGAAAA!!!!!
 tib gubb: cyber dad - just like real dad
 Robespierre: Too '80s for its own good
 a sedated moose: Is this my brain on graph paper?
Image 168602   03-20-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
653
 
 Wooden Spoon: "That ought to wash the taste of cat anus out of my mouth."
 Robespierre: Halfway up the North Face...
 Whatever: Someone wants ice in their meowtini...
 Dr Awkward: That's the same position my cat gets in when he pees. Awkward runs in the family.
Image 168601   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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