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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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Score:
536
 
 Robespierre: I've got parts that'll fit this
 Ihminen: Overheating problem i see
Image 168600   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
175
 
 Wooden Spoon: Canadians farm kids in chicken costumes?
 adeadcrab: @BavidDowie why?
 bug: ...sorry
 BavidDowie: Lamb: "Here's what I think of that"
Image 168599   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
478
 
 carpwoman: This needs to stay in the 70's. Did they ever find their way back home?
 Hokie333: "We shall play you the song of our people."
 trelyate: Hey look, it's Channing Tatum!
 Micro Jackson: A stack of Sleestacks
 tritium: @KrazyKat --lost--lost--lost--lost
 SunWukong: Natural Sneklection outcome.
 KrazyKat: Rad for land of the lost
 Scoo: Are Sleestaks reptilian humanoids?
 tritium: Sssss
Image 168598   03-20-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
311
 
 Wooden Spoon: He has the acting chops of a cold blooded emotionless reptile.
 Robespierre: Huggybear says word on the street is that he's a humilian reptilanoid.
 DrinkMixMan: Pounded in the Butt By My Suspicions That Channing Tatum is a Reptilian Humanoid
 Micro Jackson: Just a Sleestack without the bubble shades
 a sedated moose: Clever girl.
 funny in the wall: I always thought he was half potato
 Dr Awkward: Do reptilian humanoids have nipples? Does the Pope shit in the woods? So many questions.
 Dresdenkeogh: Yes, but a sexy one
 Scoo: Probably
Image 168597   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
818
 
 KingTrebek: @Wooden Spoon www.boredpandaburgerzao-fox-village-japan/
 Wooden Spoon: @KingTrebek : is that true or are we just assuming every small village in Japan has an irrationally large population of some unique cute animal?
 apoxia: One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...
 KingTrebek: This is from a village in Japan inhabited entirely by foxes.
 WaffleIron: Close some of your damn tabs!
 Shay: Hello human, we're playing a game. It's "We shitted all over you leaf pile".
 Dr Awkward: @enfanta Dang, I was thinking of Narwhals. Thanks for catching that.
 enfanta: @Dr Awkward only if you spell it with an "N".
 Prostata: OO! Foxay laday! *guitar solo*
 skillet: A group of foxes is called a "skulk".
 AverageJoe: ring ding ding ding ding
 Dr Awkward: If you zoom out, will they be spelling "FOX" on the ground?
Image 168596   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
448
 
 apoxia: What a dork!
 fanny: @Greek Fire eww haha!
 Greek Fire: @fanny "And that's why the ocean is salty"
 yev: Fired on her first day for wearing her costume the wrong way round.
 Poncho: your whalecum
 bug: Her series, "Green Porno," is worth looking up.
 BavidDowie: subtle
 Warrax: Really difficult to not kink-shame sometimes.
 AverageJoe: dem furries...
 fanny: Whelp, now i gotta explain whale sex to my toddler.
Image 168595   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
212
 
 Wooden Spoon: @PenguinBartender: "Immortan". I know, it doesn't make sense.
 carpwoman: Fucktards.
 Beef Supreme: You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
 Teechur: Now, imagine it's actually aluminum foil.... GAAAAH!
 Annoying Vegan : Dentists hate him!
 yev: they're actually gold chompers. he was too embarassed
 Poncho: this mad max sucks more than the last one
 cizhiresb: Russians
 ping: WITNESS MEEEEEEE. [turns around and starts working again]
 Randlarr: This start of a Jaws cosplay looks promisingly insane and unhealthy.
 skillet: Is that his mom?
 WTF: How ghetto can you be... It's not even Rust-Oleum brand.
 PenguinBartender: Immortal Joe approves.
 WTF: Toluene helps build strong bones... and cancer.
 fanny: No...really? But why??
 Side Boob: Dumbass
 Amy Housewine: MEDIOCRE
Image 168594   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
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 carpwoman: Oh wow. This takes me back.
 Randlarr: I don't have enough Windows 95 on hand to deal with this image.
 Scoo: pizza "deep dish" +Chicago
 XLY: Surprise Help
 Side Boob: Sherman! Set the WayBack machine!
Image 168593   03-20-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
325
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Oovavoo indeed Vic
 werterland: The floor is made of LOVVO
 smarkles: @petepuma VLOOV
 petepuma: The other car says VULVO
Image 168592   03-20-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
761
 
 piranharama: I like Captain Solo where he is! HOOO HOO HOOOOOO!!!
 bug: :33D
 hearsegirl: seal of approval!
 Side Boob: BOOP
 fanny: I bet you smell like fish :(
 tritium: Hi there!
Image 168591   03-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
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