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257981  logono: According to WHO?

257965  Mr Bleak: *very quietly* sleep well, puppers.

257903  some guy : Receiver?!? I just met her!

257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

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2. Robespierre
3. Mr. Shine
4. Side Boob
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7. wolfpk
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...



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10. watwatwat: 1821 points
11. elahabdh: 1778 points
12. Side Boob: 1656 points
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14. Drunk Orc: 1564 points
15. BabyVaccine: 1558 points
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 Teechur: @enfanta It probably won't generate many.
 enfanta: This is going to spill over into other comments, isn't it?
 Poncho: dam.
 Poncho: what did the beaver say when he swam into a wall?
 redmonkey3: I have a resevoir of Rad for this
 Mad Collager: @BavidDowie Couldn't hold back, could you? There's a fine levy waiting for you.
 BavidDowie: Dammit
Image 168559   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
108
 
 enfanta: "No, I said my name was Paull with two-- oh, I get it."
 Dr Awkward: @LogicKitty this is an actually really interesting video on how that came to be! grilledloinwww.slateburgerarticles/video/video/2016/09/learnwhydickisshortforrichardinthisvideofromtodayifoundout.html#?wpisrc=burgerbar
 jochenau: @LogicKitty See also: Peggy.
 LogicKitty: I have never understood how Dick is short for Richard. Rich and Rick at least make sense
 wolfpk: When I was a kid I had a friend named Dick. His last name was Little. Needless to say, he hated his parents.
 Poncho: @Mr. Whiskers don't forget the big exhaust pipes, make sure it's a diesel
 Mr. Whiskers: @Thyming Depends on which side you start from. Or in my case, it doesn't, if you know what I mean! *Starts sobbing and buys a pickup truck with a lift kit*
 Thyming: You wish it could reach that line.
 Knice: @thecraftywolf AH HA HA!! :-D
 thecraftywolf: just give them your friendly spaceship username and see what happen should be funny for @knice
Image 168558   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
329
 
 XLY: This is a good way to keep from getting jacked
 ping: Neat.
 Cami: The teacher knows you have it but does nothing because when you quietly use the tablet you're not disrupting the class.
 tokyopig: Tablet sales still goin nowhere. Next they'll be embedding apple watches in chunks of wood and calling them clocks!
 Sandor: Salvation lies within
 Mad Collager: Well, it's at least an improvement over a derringer.
Image 168557   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
290
 
 redmonkey3: When a Steadman doodles ?
Image 168556   03-20-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Image 168555 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Salvador Molly. Boo, Salvador Molly.
Score:
952
 
 neutron: Dress for the job you want.
 Throwbot: "Stanley went to the keypad and typed in, '2845'"
 tritium: Sure, why NOT advertise that you don't have enough to do?
 Whatever: Aspiring CEO waiting for his sugar daddy to promote him tomorrow...
 yev: 2000 worth of prank in this economy?
 tib gubb: please do not post pictures of my workspace
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you are.
Image 168554   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
465
 
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: seems legit
 Hosebag: Excuse me sir, may I have another?
 SomeCanadian: Crampons. *tehehehe*
 wolfpk: Hay mom, I just found dinner.
 AverageJoe: PS master skills
 tokyopig: Give him the oscar, he filmed in the snow, he ate a raw trout!
 yev: seconds later the ice turns red. look at those spikes
 San DoDo: Help, help, I'm dissolving.. But you're not insoluble Leo.
 a sedated moose: It's too early for this.
Image 168552   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
26
 
 Hokie333: "Don't worry, he'll reciprocate."
 Mad Collager: Before a day of hunting Moby Dick, Capt. Ahab has a light breakfast.
Image 168551   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
671
 
 mammal883: I peeled all of the stickers off and stuck them on the end of my bunkbed. If I would have kept them in mint condition, I could have uploaded the whole set for all of us to enjoy.
 dobbiesdoogs: sloth...peel...chunk
Image 168550   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
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