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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.



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Score:
546
 
 A duck: Koalas are hind-gut fermenters. In order to start the gut bacteria colony they'll need to digest their food, as babies they have to eat their mother's poop (while it's fresh, no less, so the bacteria are still alive).
 Scoo: Ian McKellen Koala
 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I had no idea, that's really depressing.
 Mr. Shine: That popsicle has chlamydia now.
 Mad Collager: It's okay, but I really wanted eucalyptus flavor.
 Hokie333: "This day, I am offered a creamsicle." #168295
Image 168423   03-19-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
356
 
 apoxia: They're both primates, close enough
 piranharama: Their love was forbidden, their families did not approve, but nothing could stand between them.
 Skinr: "Oh look, that's the lady whose bed was next to mine in the maternity ward!"
 Mr. Shine: He's adopted but we love him like our own.
Image 168422   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
860
 
 thebiglutovsky: @Peter Pantsless Nah, a tinier cat. They would show it, but it's too adorable for the camera or our computers to handle.
 Shay: @WaffleIron Awwwwwwwwyou beat me to it.
 Peter Pantsless: So is her familiar a human?
 WaffleIron: Be the first to leave an "awwwwwwwwww" here.
Image 168421   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
673
 
 Felicity: @WaffleIron It is fun hearing Sam Elliott say the phrase Cummins diesel engine
 WaffleIron: @Beef Supreme : Both. Every truck commercial is composed of "low pitched truck guy" teling you how much more manly and freedom the truck is, and "high pitched truck guy" telling you about the fuel economy and lease to own options. Sam elliot would never utter the letters "APR" and Dennis leary would never say "open road"
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron I can't decide whether I heard Sam Elliott or Dennis Leary.
 Nope: Please do not let your doggos go unrestrained in the back of a truck :(
 Prostata: that's how you blow-dry a doggo
 enfanta: Steve? You missed the exit to the dog park. Where are we going, Steve? Steve?
 WaffleIron: [TRUCK GUY VOICE] You're the independent type, you go where the road takes you, then you go further. You need the kind of truck that knows who you are, and blah blah blah blag financing act now blah.
Image 168420   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
357
 
 Beeble: @Mr. Shine I feel like this could also work for capitalism.
 Mr. Shine: "Communism keeps crashing no matter how many peasants we let starve." "Well when v4.0 comes out, you can starve them faster." "Will that help it not crash?" "No, it's gonna crash anyway, the program's no good. But you DO get to watch a lot of people die."
 Skinr: 34,578,212,879 Dead Cossacks
 Lestrange: aggressively clicking yes
 hajjpodge: *clicks 'yes' furiously*
Image 168419   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 168418 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by conner. You have brought shame on us, conner.
Score:
631
 
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless always keep a ribbon (or 4) on hand when you know you'll run into these guys.
 Lestrange: Ah, my dear old friend
 raditzu: that's some scary shit
 Zampano: New microscopic ALIEN reboot looks intense
 Peter Pantsless: *casts bad breath*
Image 168417   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Image 168416 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. You have brought shame on us, Ment Thorp.
Score:
400
 
 shwoarty: @Hosebag Hahaha
 Warrax: And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside.
 Hosebag: Hey lady, you have an enormous growth on your face.
 Bill Rye: Do you want pink eye?
 Shay: Hey human, I fart in your general direction.
 Skinr: hey, who uploaded a picture of my aunt?!
 i peed a lil: Croissant asphyxiation - what a hideous way to go. Where's Dr. Heimlich when you really need him?
 Sandor: "Sure I have a match- my butt and your face"
 ignatz: Pfffft!
Image 168415   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
680
 
 WaffleIron: Pumpkin looks spicy!
 ignatz: adogable
 annterland: Cutie putie!
 Dresdenkeogh: My girlfriend's new dog is the cutest scardest lil borkfer. His name is pumpkin. Say hello to the friendly spaceship, pumpkin.
Image 168414   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
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