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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

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11. wordjones: 1999 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Snowta: How To Basic is the only good thing on the You Tubes
 Aemuli: Shouldn't there be syrup or grape jelly in this picture?
 Dr. Bathroom: You need to eat healthy for a virile ejaculate.
 sparename: "Those of you who don't know how to masturbate, raise your hands. And down again. And up again, and down again..." NTNON
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Well now I gotta know the recipe :D
 kinggheedra: This is accurate so far...
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless Definitely not with salad, but an actual fight once broke out over the last bowl of my chili. True story.
 bug: Oh my, I've been doing it all wrong.
 chhumphrey: The comment that pops to mind would get me in trouble so, no...
 TFChicken: Instructions unclear, tossed salad instead.
 ChubbyBuddy: if you can toss your own salad id like to meet your yoga instructor
 Peter Pantsless: you don't win friends with salad! (sorry @Annoying Vegan)
Image 168387   03-19-17   Uploaded by    marxist
 genius: "American Idle" pilot looking snotty
 chhumphrey: Well that's a different way to get a nose job, I guess.
 VoR: Locals
Image 168386   03-19-17   Uploaded by    trucker
 Lestrange: Get that piece of shit off my tennis court
 bug: *Starts writing passive aggressive parking note*
 chhumphrey: Improbable flora
Image 168385   03-19-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
 carpwoman: So ther.
 cenecia: Fwendzoned
 tokyopig: More like I added you on facebook and sent you a message, I did not say I would ever reply, but I will complain yeaes latet that you don't keep in touch with me to our mutual friends. ANNOYING
 FabricMan: Okay mom.
 guest: ouch
Image 168384   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 Felicity: Rad for moai and polygons
 a sedated moose: END OF LINE
Image 168383   03-19-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless started young
 Niels Bohr: The Nevermind baby between shoots.
Image 168382   03-19-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry. :(
 Nwcorset: Conventional Florida retiree humour.
 Scoo: I believe they prefer to be called "Sons of the soil"
Image 168381   03-19-17   Uploaded by    shark
 raditzu: Wandows madly. This is awesome :D
 Lestrange: Try telling kids about the horrors of the old days and they will laugh in your face.
 Joseph: Oh my God, they killed clippy.
 WaffleIron: Note how it's substituting letters still, clearly only the low bits are knackered.
 bug: Thi$ is F1ne
 chhumphrey: Something tells me this is going to need more than a reboot.
 ping: My fetwgrk appears to be having problems.
 Amy Housewine: Problem$ is my hip-hop name.
 mrdiron: Wandows pls.
Image 168380   03-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 Albatross: I don't understand the question, Ben and Jerry ice cream only comes in single serving pints
Image 168379   03-19-17   Uploaded by    tane
 Mr Bleak: So that's where Pizza Stones come from. I had wondered.
 sparename: " # ...but above all, Above all to have a fair shake, to get a piece of the Rock and a slice of the pie and to spit out The window of your car and not have the wind blow It back in your face. # " WoV
Image 168378   03-19-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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