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233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

233922  funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs

233937  Scoo: The Yokel Office

233937  Sadbot: cursed image

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. glenalec
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Peter Pantsless
7. barfolomew
8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 233495 (976 points)
meh uploaded 233420 (918 points)
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cybeq uploaded 233708 (873 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (864 points)
karpeles uploaded 233525 (849 points)
Skinr uploaded 233451 (846 points)
nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 233511 (819 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
highdra uploaded 233672 (817 points)
barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
SS Keith uploaded 233720 (805 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 16465 points
 2. Peter Pantsless: 5807 points
 3. Yurishiro: 5747 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3377 points
 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 2873 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2574 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Mord Tingies: 2071 points
13. Skinr: 1787 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. VeeKay: 1739 points
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Score:
358
 
 Snowta: How To Basic is the only good thing on the You Tubes
 Aemuli: Shouldn't there be syrup or grape jelly in this picture?
 Dr. Bathroom: You need to eat healthy for a virile ejaculate.
 sparename: "Those of you who don't know how to masturbate, raise your hands. And down again. And up again, and down again..." NTNON
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Well now I gotta know the recipe :D
 kinggheedra: This is accurate so far...
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless Definitely not with salad, but an actual fight once broke out over the last bowl of my chili. True story.
 bug: Oh my, I've been doing it all wrong.
 chhumphrey: The comment that pops to mind would get me in trouble so, no...
 TFChicken: Instructions unclear, tossed salad instead.
 ChubbyBuddy: if you can toss your own salad id like to meet your yoga instructor
 Hokie333: THAT'S NOT RANCH DRESSING!
 Peter Pantsless: you don't win friends with salad! (sorry @Annoying Vegan)
Image 168387   03-19-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
586
 
 Robespierre: "American Idle" pilot looking snotty
 chhumphrey: Well that's a different way to get a nose job, I guess.
 VoR: Locals
Image 168386   03-19-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
365
 
 Lestrange: Get that piece of shit off my tennis court
 bug: *Starts writing passive aggressive parking note*
 chhumphrey: Improbable flora
Image 168385   03-19-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
367
 
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
 carpwoman: So ther.
 cenecia: Fwendzoned
 tokyopig: More like I added you on facebook and sent you a message, I did not say I would ever reply, but I will complain yeaes latet that you don't keep in touch with me to our mutual friends. ANNOYING
 FabricMan: Okay mom.
 guest: ouch
Image 168384   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
175
 
 a sedated moose: END OF LINE
Image 168383   03-19-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
298
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless started young
 Niels Bohr: The Nevermind baby between shoots.
Image 168382   03-19-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
147
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry. :(
 Nwcorset: Conventional Florida retiree humour.
 Scoo: I believe they prefer to be called "Sons of the soil"
Image 168381   03-19-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
344
 
 raditzu: Wandows madly. This is awesome :D
 Lestrange: Try telling kids about the horrors of the old days and they will laugh in your face.
 Joseph: Oh my God, they killed clippy.
 WaffleIron: Note how it's substituting letters still, clearly only the low bits are knackered.
 bug: Thi$ is F1ne
 chhumphrey: Something tells me this is going to need more than a reboot.
 ping: My fetwgrk appears to be having problems.
 Amy Housewine: Problem$ is my hip-hop name.
 mrdiron: Wandows pls.
Image 168380   03-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
203
 
 Albatross: I don't understand the question, Ben and Jerry ice cream only comes in single serving pints
Image 168379   03-19-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
209
 
 Mr Bleak: So that's where Pizza Stones come from. I had wondered.
 sparename: " # ...but above all, Above all to have a fair shake, to get a piece of the Rock and a slice of the pie and to spit out The window of your car and not have the wind blow It back in your face. # " WoV
Image 168378   03-19-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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