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272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

272920  PenguinBartender: She's...a...clone?

272878  Darmstadtium: At least bears won't eat you

272904  Darmstadtium: Only one of these is the real Iron Chef

272948  Air Biscuit: Thanks obvious plant.

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9. addend
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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
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 5. E. HONDA: 2892 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
 8. grimes: 1988 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1454 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
14. daver: 1401 points
15. bbbrandon: 1391 points
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 Snowta: How To Basic is the only good thing on the You Tubes
 Aemuli: Shouldn't there be syrup or grape jelly in this picture?
 Dr. Bathroom: You need to eat healthy for a virile ejaculate.
 sparename: "Those of you who don't know how to masturbate, raise your hands. And down again. And up again, and down again..." NTNON
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Well now I gotta know the recipe :D
 kinggheedra: This is accurate so far...
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless Definitely not with salad, but an actual fight once broke out over the last bowl of my chili. True story.
 bug: Oh my, I've been doing it all wrong.
 chhumphrey: The comment that pops to mind would get me in trouble so, no...
 TFChicken: Instructions unclear, tossed salad instead.
 ChubbyBuddy: if you can toss your own salad id like to meet your yoga instructor
 Peter Pantsless: you don't win friends with salad! (sorry @Annoying Vegan)
Image 168387   03-19-17   Uploaded by    marxist
 genius: "American Idle" pilot looking snotty
 chhumphrey: Well that's a different way to get a nose job, I guess.
 waffle iron: Locals
Image 168386   03-19-17   Uploaded by    trucker
 Lestrange: Get that piece of shit off my tennis court
 bug: *Starts writing passive aggressive parking note*
 chhumphrey: Improbable flora
Image 168385   03-19-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
 carpwoman: So ther.
 cenecia: Fwendzoned
 tokyopig: More like I added you on facebook and sent you a message, I did not say I would ever reply, but I will complain yeaes latet that you don't keep in touch with me to our mutual friends. ANNOYING
 FabricMan: Okay mom.
 guest: ouch
Image 168384   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 DJSnoopMike: Rad for moai and polygons
 a sedated moose: END OF LINE
Image 168383   03-19-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless started young
 Niels Bohr: The Nevermind baby between shoots.
Image 168382   03-19-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry. :(
 Nwcorset: Conventional Florida retiree humour.
 Scoo: I believe they prefer to be called "Sons of the soil"
Image 168381   03-19-17   Uploaded by    shark
 raditzu: Wandows madly. This is awesome :D
 Lestrange: Try telling kids about the horrors of the old days and they will laugh in your face.
 Joseph: Oh my God, they killed clippy.
 WaffleIron: Note how it's substituting letters still, clearly only the low bits are knackered.
 bug: Thi$ is F1ne
 chhumphrey: Something tells me this is going to need more than a reboot.
 ping: My fetwgrk appears to be having problems.
 Amy Housewine: Problem$ is my hip-hop name.
 mrdiron: Wandows pls.
Image 168380   03-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 Albatross: I don't understand the question, Ben and Jerry ice cream only comes in single serving pints
Image 168379   03-19-17   Uploaded by    tane
 Mr Bleak: So that's where Pizza Stones come from. I had wondered.
 sparename: " # ...but above all, Above all to have a fair shake, to get a piece of the Rock and a slice of the pie and to spit out The window of your car and not have the wind blow It back in your face. # " WoV
Image 168378   03-19-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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